i'm going to get drunk right

Drunk/Drinking Starters
  • ❝I do not get drunk-- I get awesome.❞
  • ❝I didn't fall... the floor just needed a hug. ❞
  • ❝Wanna know what rhymes with drunk? Sex. ❞
  • ❝Nothing tastes as good as drunk feels.❞
  • ❝I've had... eleventy twelve beers.❞
  • ❝I've been cheating on you with a guy named Morgan. He's a captain.❞
  • ❝I'm not as drunk as I use to was.❞
  • ❝Halloween? More like Hallowe-’re getting fucked up.❞
  • ❝What do you expect me to do- I'm drunk!❞
  • ❝But then I remember that alcohol existed.❞
  • ❝It’s not called slurring your words. It’s called talking in cursive and it’s fucking elegant.❞
  • ❝I’m totally walking straight, but this damn Earth is drunk!❞
  • ❝If you can’t suck a cigarette, you sure as hell can’t suck a dick!❞
  • ❝I wanna bae you up.❞
  • ❝You're so drunk when I'm pretty.❞
  • ❝It's 10;30 and I'm already fucking wasted…❞
  • ❝I'm almost sober...❞
  • ❝We are best friends now. Yeah c'mere, let's get drunk again.❞
  • ❝Why do people wear boxers? They’re just like small pants.❞
  • ❝I am currently dating a tall bottle of Jack Daniels.❞
  • ❝I’m in Pirates of the Caribbean right now..❞
  • ❝Take me drunk I’m home.❞
  • ❝Let’s go dress up like Batman and Robin and patrol the neighborhood.❞
  • ❝Your kitchen is so far away. Who designed this shit?❞
  • ❝Your cat... has it always had a German accent?❞

Happy Valentine’s

Iwaoi- Hip Hop AU (Oneshot) |for more information read my tags|

Lyrics in blue box taken from “They Lied” - Atmosphere feat Spawn

Thank you @t0bio-kageyama for all those great ideas and headcanons. It really inspired me. I also got inspired by @happytoorus wonderful Art (late working together)

  • Qrow: Winter, how's it going?
  • Winter: Well, well, well, if it isn't my least favorite drunkard.
  • Qrow: You have a list? My my, it seems you have a type.
  • Ironwood: Qrow how did you get in here-
  • Winter: And it seems you have a habit of picking fights with me.
  • Ironwood: Winter this is a private meeting. Qrow shouldn't even know-
  • Qrow: What can I say? *takes a swig* I'm an angry drunk.
  • Winter: That's going to kill you someday. You know that, right? Oh, and I suppose the alcohol might do a number on you, too.
  • Ironwood: Winter, Qrow, this is a matter of national security-
  • Qrow: That sounded like a threat. *Draws weapon*
  • Winter: You walk into my kingdom-
  • Ironwood: Your kingdom?
  • Winter: -and draw your weapon? *Draws weapon* It sounds like you're the one who's making threats.
  • Ironwood: How did he get past all the locks? This is our most advanced security system!
  • Qrow and Winter: *Commence sexually charged duel*
  • Ironwood: *Calling phone* Ozpin I thought you said Qrow was in Vale.
  • Ozpin: I lied.
  • Ironwood: Why?
  • Ozpin: He gave me a starbucks giftcard.
  • Ironwood: SERIOUSLY?
  • Ozpin: I like coffee.

anonymous asked:

okay but let's talk weddings. what would a shallura wedding be like? what kind of people are the members of the Voltron crew at weddings? who cries bc they're single, who gets drunk, who dances on the table, who brought way too many people with them, who's overly emotional? let's get all the wedding clichés on the table and put names on it, i want a wedding prep au

thank you for this ask honestly bc can you even imagine the Chaos Level

(also thanks to @leg-defender for headcanoning this all w me)

  • Lance sobs. Like Hunk is gonna be shedding some Real Tears too but Lance is a mess. He’s balling, he’s overwhelmed.
    • “They grow up so fast….” “Lance I’m older then you.” [blows nose] “I still remember when you said your first words”

      • also
      • “Lance are you crying”
      • “NO”
      • [tears are streaming down his face, 10 different people have already offered him tissues, he’s literally curled up in a fetal position on the floor]

  • Lance is also the one who gets Super Drunk and makes the ridiculous irrelevant speeches at the toast.

    • “I would like to take this opportunity to formally say, that the time when all of Keith’s hair gel went missing and everyone assumed it was the mice. That was me. I tried it and it made my hair look weird so i threw it all out the airlock”

    • [silverware clattering to the floor] “I KNEW IT”

  • Hunk personally caters the entire event.  Literally no one else is allowed to so much as suggest any kind of food. Hunk’s Got This. Also, touch anything before it’s ready and Prepare For Death.

    • Lance tried to eat the wedding cake batter and he still won’t talk about what happened to this day.
    • He just whimpers slightly and leaves the room asap.

  • Pidge is the reluctant flower child. The team literally drew straws over the position and Pidge got the short end of the bargain.

    • Hunk ends up joining Pidge on the wedding day though bc he really wanted to wear a skirt and bunch of flowers in his hair and he just makes the whole experience really Good.

    • Pidge rides on his shoulders down the aisle and they all end up having a pretty fun time.

  • Coran is Allura’s maid of Honor you can’t fight me on this one.

    • He also walks her down the aisle.

  • Lance and Keith are basically Allura’s Tag Team Bridesmaids. Lance has literally been to a billion weddings bc of his huge family so he has the whole thing d o w n. He helps Allura pick out her dress, shoes, earnings and whatnot. Allura is so overwhelmed at this point that she kind of just lets him speed around and do whatever.

    • Coran demands to be in on Every Choice but really it’s all Lance. Coran makes weird Uncle Fashion Decisions but his intentions are good at heart so a lot of his funky suggestions get incorporated into the outfit.

    • In the end Lance pulls everything together and Allura looks like a goddamn Goddess so All is Well.

  • Keith does her hair and makeup, like really, really well. Scary well. Lance has to help him with the braids (“Keith that’s not how a braid works” “Shut up lets see you do better” “dude I have like five sisters move.”) but all in all she looks Fabulous so it’s a success.

    • Nobody can figure out where Keith’s make up skills came from.

      • “Where did you learn to do this??”
      • “‘S jus a hobby.”

  • Keith catches the bouquet

    • Lance is jealous as shit that Keith caught it and not him.

      • “No fair!! I wanted to get married next Keith don’t be fucking Rude”

      • “Fuck off Sanchez I caught it first and it’s not like we can both be the next to get married”

      • Everyone: [looks into the camera like they’re on the office]

  • Everyone dances and has a Good Time

    • Yes even Keith

      • He’s a really shitty dancer but he’s drunk and Alive For Once
      • He will regret every single choice he made in the morning but right now there is No Stopping Him

    • Lance is Extra Drunk and is absolutely dancing on the table to Shakira. Lance stop. Get down from there. Keith what are you doing don’t encourage him don’t join him on the table Keith. Keith no. Are you kidding me.

    • Shiro gives up trying to control his children after Pidge takes over the DJ booth because there’s no going back from that
  • Everybody laughs and cries at least a little but all in all everyone is Happy and Having A Grand Ol Time

thanks to @hedaclarks for the beautiful text

  • Caranthir: Alright guys, let's plan this heist of ours. Let's be really careful, we have to prepare...
  • Eredin: Shut up Caranthir, I just sensed Ciri at Kaer Morhen, we're going there right now.
  • *
  • Caranthir: Okay guys, Ciri just unleashed a devastating outburst of power, we have to get out of here asap.
  • Imlerith: Got it!
  • Eredin: Yeah. I'm just gonna try and grab her real quick tho, wait for me guys.
  • *
  • Caranthir: Alrighty, we have to start planning our next move. It's important we don't put ourselves in any form of risk hereafter...
  • Imlerith: Sure I'm just gonna get drunk and go party real quick tho, brb
  • *
  • Imlerith: So I'm dead.
  • Caranthir: Me too.
  • Eredin: Same here. What went wrong guys?
  • Caranthir: *sigh*
a masterlist of prompts and sentence starters
  • ☂: our muses get caught in the rain outside without an umbrella
  • ★: our muses stargaze together
  • ✈: your muse is going away for a time and says goodbye to my muse or vice versa
  • ❤: one of our muses says the first "i love you" to the other
  • ✿: your muse asks my muse to dance with them or vice versa
  • ☤: my muse visits your muse at the hospital
  • ☢: your muse tells my muse that they need to break up
  • ☯: our muses have their first kiss
  • ❅: our muses have a snowball fight
  • ☠: my muse visits your muse's grave
  • ▲: how our muses first met
  • ➳: how one of our muses asked the other on a first date
  • ✌: our muses' wedding
  • ⌚: my muse proposes to your muse or vice versa
  • "Please don't leave me."
  • "I don't want to lose you, okay?"
  • "Because I love you!"
  • "And I thought I could trust you."
  • "I can't believe you forgot."
  • "What did you do this time?"
  • "We're going to get caught!"
  • "Kiss me."
  • "I'm sorry, I screwed up."
  • "I might be drunk."
  • "You look beautiful."
  • "That smirk is annoyingly hard to ignore."
  • "Stop staring at me!"
  • "Please go away, you can't see me like this."
  • "Come on, dance with me."
  • "I need you. I need us."
  • "You can't just lead me on like that!"
  • "I can't do this anymore."
  • "Oh, I'm nothing special."
  • "Just don't forget me, okay?"
  • "You have to let me go."
  • "We'll get through this together."
  • "You're not alone, you know."
  • "Shut up! I hate you!"
  • "I wish this could last forever."
  • "Maybe I was right in thinking that I should never have even fallen in love with you."
  • "What would the world be like without you?"
  • "Why do you like me so much?"
  • "Are you okay?"
  • "Shit, what did I do?"
  • [text]: Fuck you.
  • [text]: Where are you?
  • [text]: I'm sick.
  • [text]: I love you.
  • [text]: I wish I could be with you right now.
  • [text]: I'm at your door.
  • [text]: Is that all you care about?
  • [text]: Please stop talking about her/him.
  • [text]: Just come over, watch a movie, and cuddle with me.
  • [text]: Don't even start.
  • [text]: Is that all I am to you?
  • [text]: Help me.
  • [text]: Wait, what happened?
  • [text]: I can't go to sleep because you're on my mind.
  • [text]: I miss you.
  • [text]: Good night.
  • [text]: Stop leaving me voicemails, I'm not going to forgive you.
  • [text]: Tell me you didn't forget.
  • [text]: I've had such a bad day.
  • [text]: Don't talk to me ever again.
  • [text]: I have nothing if I don't have you.
  • [text]: After all we've been through, you can't leave me... please.
  • [text]: Breaking up over a text? You've stooped that low?
  • [text]: Can you stop ignoring me for a second?
  • [text]: Sometimes I worry that you won't know how much I love you.
Lust x Fell
  • (Gotta say, very dirty sinful sex up in here, letting you people know, you been warn~ hope yah all love it as much as I do, and enjoy every hot sexy moment of it~ I regret nothing, also, give a like and reblog lol)
  • *In UnderLust*
  • LustSans: Heya bro, I'm heading out to Grillbyz, k
  • LustPaps: -Sighs- fine.. but don't over drink.. Can't stand to always end up dragging you back home from you always getting so drunk all the time..
  • LustSans: Ah g Paps, don't worry, I ain't gonna be dra-gon you down, with me over drinkin, heh
  • LustPaps: ... Really... you just couldn't help yourself..
  • LustSans: Hehehe, welp, anyway, I'm off, cya
  • *Teleports*
  • LustSans: -comes in the front entrance of door- Heya guys, miss me?
  • CrowdInClub: Hell Yeah! Lust is Back!
  • LustSans: Heh, I take that as a yes~ -walks inside and sits on stole, looks to grillby- yah know what I like grillby~ -winks-
  • LustGrillby: of course, same as always -serves him the ketchup shots- Your brother seems to be getting tired of you drinking more often then usual here
  • *Music bumpin and blasting, loads of strippers and drinkers in kinky sexy clothes dancing*
  • LustSans: -drinks- eh, got no where else to go for some fun heh
  • LustGrillby: -smiles bit- right, just try to not over drink today, your brother text me to remind you that
  • LustSans: -rolls pupils- ok ok, I heard him the first time, ain't much change around here, always same thing, over and over -looks over to the others dancing, partying, drinking, and stripping-
  • LustGrillby: Think something might change for you? -leans to bar with arms crossed-
  • LustSans: Heh -drinks another shot- I wish grillbyz, I sure wish, that something new could happen for once, instead of the same ol thing I see everyday, somethin, interesting, more fun and exciting yah know?
  • LustGrillby: Sure lust, maybe something will change for you
  • -phone rings-
  • LustGrillby: ? hold on lust, I have to answer this -heads to the back in storage room and answers phone-
  • LustSans: Eh ok.. -keeps drinking-
  • *after couple shots later*
  • CrowdInClub: -chant- Dance! Lust! Dance!
  • LustSans: ? -hic- ehehe.. welp, since yah all ask -gets on a pole and strip dances for them, is drunk-
  • CrowdInClub: -Chant, Cheers, and Whistles in Hot Tone-
  • *After a long late night partying, he ends up walking threw the forest*
  • LustSans: -still drunk- *hic* wooo -chuckles- *hic* that was some parrrttyy~ -blushing from effect of drinking and pupils are heart shape purple-
  • -As soon as he almost makes it back home, a mysterious portal appears, right infront of him, out of no where-
  • LustSans: ? -tilts head- *hic* wha this?.. -goes closer to take a peek- hmm?..
  • -The portal suddenly sucks him inside and closes behind him-
  • LustSans: !?! Hey! WTF?!
  • -He tries to escape, but the force of the portal pulls him more and more, with no escape-
  • *Next Scene, In UnderFell*
  • FellSans: Boss.. I'm heading to Grillbys.. and cmon home late.. so don't be a ass callin me all crazy to come home..
  • FellPaps: Hmph.. your already a ass to me.. whatever.. go get yourself drunk for all I care...I'll be at the Royal Guard -walks out the front door and slams it behind self-
  • FellSans: *ToSelf: Bitch..
  • -As Soon as he was gonna teleport, a portal appears in front of him-
  • FellSans: ? What the Fuck? -looks at it with hands in jacket pockets- what is this shit?...
  • -the portal sucks him in-
  • FellSans: !? -teleports before it could- what the fuck was that. . . -walks threw forest- least it didn't get me..
  • -portal appears underneath his feet and he falls in, portal closes-
  • FellSans: . . . I should of know...-pupils slightly opened, with a pist off look- where the fuck is it taking me..
  • *Back to LustSans Scene*
  • -portal opens and drops him on ground, and he faceplant-
  • LustSans: !? -muffles- ow.. -slowly stands back up,rubs face, looks around- where am I?.. geez.. I need to get back home
  • -he tries to teleport back to his au world, but for some reason, it only teleports him back to where he is right now-
  • LustSans: ? what the hell -keeps trying- what's goin on here.. why can't I teleport back?.. shit.. this isn't good
  • -he roams threw the forest, soon stumbles upon a empty house-
  • LustSans: -sees- ? hm.. seems empty, do I dare?.. Ah freak it, where else could I go, and its getting pretty dark out
  • -he heads inside the empty house, towards the living room, lays upon couch, slowly falls to sleep-
  • *Back to FellSans Scene*
  • -portal opens up and drops him-
  • FellSans: -lands on feet, grunts- what the fuck.. what's this shitty place.. I'm outer here..
  • *same result as LustSans, he only teleports to the same spot*
  • FellSans: ?.. Son of a Bitch.. guess I'm walkin..fuckin fantastic..
  • *As he roams threw the forest, it starts getting darker with night approaching, he soon stumbles upon the same house that LustSans is in, him not knowing he's there*
  • FellSans: -sees it- looks dead empty.. -looks around- to quiet out here.. might as well spend the night there till morin, and figure out on how the fuck I'm gonna get back..
  • -heads inside, pupils glow red for light, looks around-
  • LustSans: zZzZzZz -Snores-
  • FellSans: -hears- ? not empty.. -heads towards the snoring sound, suddenly seeing him sleeping on couch- ..... *Whispers to self: What the fuck is he doing here. . .
  • LustSans: zZzZzZz
  • FellSans: *Whisper to self: ... of all the Au's....-grunts- fuck sake...-sighs- maybe he might know what happened -grunts- n-no.. what am I saying.. I shouldn't talk to the sex addicting freak.. -back turned- there's gotta be someone else that can bring me back to my au...and explain, on why the fuck I'm here...
  • LustSans: -slowly wakes, hearing a voice, lifts head, and sees him- ? *To Self Whispers: ooooo heh, well well, how interesting that FellSans is here as well. Maybe, in the mean time, since were now both struck here, I could spare the time for some fun with him~ -gets up slowly, and approaches him quietly from behind, with a sly grin-
  • FellSans: *To self: Who ever brought me here with this "Freak" is gonna p-
  • LustSans: -Arms wrap around him- heeeyyy felly~ -chuckles, with pupils glowing in purple heart shape-
  • FellSans: !?! Oh Hell Nah! -Shoves him off- Don't Touch Me! -backs away-
  • LustSans: heheh~ Aww did I scare you felly~
  • FellSans: -raises non existing brow- fuck no... and don't call me that....
  • LustSans: Heh, weird how it brought you and me, together, isn't it~
  • FellSans: Don't Fuckin Touch Me. . .or I'll break you..
  • LustSans: -Leans forward, licks him on mouth- You talk bad~ I love it~
  • FellSans: ! -shivers- what the fuck is with you! you creep me the fuck out.. -clenches fist- Stay the fuck away from me!! Got That!
  • LustSans: or what, yah gonna, Pun-ish me~ *winks*
  • FellSans: First of all, good one, second, not to whatever your thinking...
  • LustSans: -chuckles- C'mere yah sexy bones~ -hands to his face and kisses him on mouth-
  • FellSans: !?! -swings a punch-
  • LustSans: -miss- lol
  • FellSans: -pupils flame red, blushes bit- You Asshole!!!
  • LustSans: -blushes- hehe~ you taste good hot stuff~
  • FellSans: ugh... -shivers- just. don't.
  • LustSans: Aww cmon, its just only you and me here~
  • FellSans: I.. don't give a flying fuck..
  • LustSans: I do~
  • FellSans: -flips him off- Fuck You!
  • LustSans: -loops fingers and puts in center of his middle finger- Fuck Me~ *winks*
  • FellSans: . . . -eyesockets go black, and twitches bit, growls- errr....
  • LustSans: Yah cute when your mad~
  • FellSans: I'm Not Cute! I'm Deadly!
  • LustSans: Oh sure yah are, yah also such a big ol softy~
  • FellSans: -raised voice bit- Stop. It. Now....
  • LustSans: Yah outta try somethin fun for a change sexy bad bones~ and not act like a pussy~
  • FellSans: -Triggered, slam him upon ground, pins him down- Shut Your Sluty Ass Mouth Up!!!
  • LustSans: -gets startled bit, sinful grin, legs wrap around his waist and pulls him down on me- Soooo Hooott~ -grabs to his collar and pulls down, licks on his neck-
  • FellSans: Gahh!?! -flinched and shivers, blushes more, tries to escape-
  • LustSans: -doesn't let him, arms around and over his shoulders, pulls him more down on me, legs still around his waist more tight, looks to him with a sly smile-
  • FellSans: . . . .Let...go..
  • LustSans: heh no~ -tongues him deep in the mouth to his tongue-
  • FellSans: !?! Mmph!-muffles- Stop! -struggles, blushing hard-
  • LustSans: -wraps tongue to his-
  • FellSans: Mmmph!! -can't take it-
  • LustSans: -breathes heavily- ahh heh~ -makes out to him, drools bit-
  • FellSans: a-ahh..-gives up, makes out back to him more roughly-
  • LustSans: -slathers tongue to his neck-
  • FellSans: ahh~ -pants hard, bites bit hard to his neck-
  • LustSans: -Jolts up bit- Ah!~ so naughty~
  • FellSans: *InMind: What the fuck am I doing.. This is so wrong yet.. -grunts- It feels so right* -hand grips to his ass-
  • LustSans: -Jolts bit from feel, blushes hard, yells out in pleasure- ohh felly!~
  • FellSans: -gets kinda turned on, turns him around to his stomach, pulls his shirt off and mine, licks his spine-
  • LustSans: Ahhh!~ -pants heavily, trembles-
  • FellSans: -blushing, whispers- I..hate..you.. -pulls his pants down as I pull my shorts down, bends him over and penetrates him hard and deep in his ass-
  • LustSans: !! Ahhhh!!~ -moans loudly with tongue dripping and drooling bit-
  • FellSans: -pants hard, pounds in him harder, faster, deeper, gripping to his ass, spread wide-
  • LustSans: Ahhhh!~ hhhhhn!~ -moans louder, legs to knees get shaky, breathes heavier, hands grip-
  • FellSans: -breathes much heavier, sweating, keeps pelvic thrusting further and further in deeply, and much faster- ahhh~ mmmhh~ -huffs and puffs hard to his back of spine, with tongue out drooling on it-
  • LustSans: Ahhh!~ -moans out- fuck yes!~ -pants deeply, sweating and drooling from tongue- hhhhhhn!~
  • FellSans: -goes all the way in at limit thrusting deeply harder and faster- ahhhh~ f-fuck~ hhhhhn~ s-shit~ I'm g-gonna~ -full grip on his ass and cums- Ahhh!~
  • LustSans: Ahhhh!!~ -screams in pleasure, from feeling his cum in me all wet- ooohh felly~~~ -blushes deeply-
  • FellSans: -pants, blushes hard, looks down on him and grins- I'm not done yet.. -turns him facing me, lowers his head, hand on back of his head and shoves my dick in his mouth-
  • LustSans: Mmmmppphhh!~
  • FellSans: Get to sucking you thirsty bastard~ -sly and grin smile-
  • LustSans: -sucks deep and hard-
  • FellSans: -pants hard, helps him go faster and deeper-
  • LustSans: -sucks deeply and faster, at sametime, jerking and stroking with bit of grip and squeeze to it, drools- Mmmmpph~ Mmmmh~
  • FellSans: -moans- ahhh~ g-god d-dam mmmhh~ hhhhhn~ -drools from tongue, staring at him, heavy breathing-
  • LustSans: -breathes heard from nose hole, goes deeper in throat, tongue slathers all over it soaking wet, goes faster, grip stroking-
  • FellSans: Ahhh~ -breathes deeply heavier- f-fuck~ Ahhh!~ mmmmh~ hhhhhn!~ -grabs to his head and thrust all the way in and cums- Ahhh!~
  • LustSans: Mmmmpphhh!!~ -gulps it all, pants hard- *huff* ahh~ *puffs* -licks around mouth, blushing more deeply-
  • FellSans: -looks to him, blushing harder, kisses to him-
  • LustSans: -kisses back- That was fun~
  • FellSans: f-fuck yeah, it was~
  • LustSans: -pupils glow in purple heart shape with a sly smile, says in sexual tone of voice- lets have some more fun~
  • *To Be Continued*
I just realized

I’m literally the embarrassing friend™. Like we could be at a store, chilling and going through the clothes and stuff BUT AS SOON AS MY SONG COMES ON IM TWERKING ON YOU, THE CUSTOMERS, THE STAFF IDC.


We might get kicked out a couple shops, but I’ll make you laugh so I guess it’s a win/win.

(Also, you might end up blackout drunk with me as well, but yolo, right?)

anonymous asked:

Nah it's fine, it's just like I get so anxious when I do anything off anon but I'm glad everyone like the stoned af kiddos 💕👌🏻 also, the place is closed down at night time so obviously the only thing to do is break in. Aka climb the fence, drunk/high teens climbing a fence, what could go wrong?

holy SHIT 

jeremy and michael use TEAMWORK but michael falls on jeremy when they’ve gotten over, christines either sober and the designated driver OR she scales it pretty effortlessly but slowly bc she’s Careful, chloe falls over it but rights herself before anyone (but brooke) could see, brooke has a Lazy Giggly high and chloe has to coax her over but she drops down and stumbles a bit but was pretty okay, jake scales it quickly but messily (he almost falls like 8 times) and jumps from the top of the fence cos rich dared him to, rich tries to vault over the fence and faceplants

theladypeartree  asked:

Hey! I know you've probably got stuff on but if you ever felt like adding to I am hockey (and so can you) I'd really appreciate a post on the playoffs. Atm I have NO idea what is going on :/ 1 minute this is the most important game next thing you know they're playing again??? I come from a bg of A(ussie)FL and once you lose against the team your playing against, you go out and get drunk bc your season's over. So yeah. I am VERY confused. If you just want to Reply, that's fine 😊 (I'm an edm fan)

oh man, a whole post on how seeding works would take a million years, but this is the basics: there are four rounds, the very creatively named rounds 1 &2, the conference finals, and the stanley cup finals. in each round, teams play to the best of 7. in the first round, 8 teams from each conference start off (so, 4 matchups total). 

right now these matchups are:

eastern conference

leafs v caps
pens v jackets
habs v rangers
sens v bruins

western conference

ducks v flames
oilers v sharks
hawks v preds
wild v blues

in the second round, the winners play each other, also to the best of 7. in the conference finals, the two teams still standing from each conference play each other. the winners of the conference finals go on to the stanley cup finals, and whoever wins that wins it all and gets a shiny new boyfriend (or, in my case, keeps their shiny old boyfriend, because he loves us the most and we’ve built a life together over the course of the last year).

hope that helped! no offense but i hope your team loses and mine repeats.

Astoria: a track by track review
  • Astoria: Josh has been possessed by Freddy Mercury and I am here for it
  • Burning Up: how
  • Yesterday: I'm dancing like a drunk dad at a barbecue
  • One Love: who hurt him who hurt my son
  • This Means War: I came out to attack people and I'm honestly having such a good time right now
  • Dearly Departed: who hurt my son part 2
  • Shut Up and Kiss Me: how did this Jackson Five track get into my itunes library
  • Forget Me Not: I'm not going to make fun of this one sorry
  • Wildfire: it's like Desperate Measures but SPICIER
  • While We're Young: put this down as my cause of death
  • End of An Era: WITNESS ME

anonymous asked:

I love how Harry's band seems so fuckin chill. Like they've seen him be sloppy ass drunk and messy and they're just chillin. Like the vibe I get from them is so good. The atmosphere they bring is nice. It's bittersweet to me because it's so formal compared to all the boys, it's so grown up. I hope on tour they let loose and have a little fun, stage hoe Harry rise!

Right? They’re all so cool 

  • [In which Kuroko asked his boyfriend to take care of Nigou while he was away on a family vacation]:
  • Akashi, glaring at Nigou: How dare you take up most of MY Tetsuya's time!
  • Nigou, quietly staring at Akashi:
  • Akashi: Why aren't you replying!?
  • Nigou:
  • Akashi: Talk to me, you disobedient mutt! This is why I hate dogs!
  • Nigou: *uses puppy eyes*
  • Akashi: You lowly creature! Do you think that will work on me!?
  • Nigou: *puppy eyes zoom in*
  • Akashi: T-That won't work on me!
  • Nigou: *puppy eyes zoom in some more*
  • Akashi: T-That won't... work... work...
  • Nigou: *folds his ears and whines*
  • Akashi:
  • Akashi: *slowly picks up Nigou*
  • Akashi: I'm going to make this exception, because you look like Tetsuya. And because I miss Tetsuya right now. And because Tetsuya loves you. And because I love Tetsuya more than I hate you.
  • Nigou: *with a deadpan expression similar to Kuroko*
  • Akashi, about to cry: Just this once, you hear me!?
  • Nigou:
  • Akashi: *gently shakes Nigou* Answer me, you little–
the signs as Bob's Burgers quotes
  • Aries: My life is more difficult than anyone else on the planet. And yes, I'm including starving children, so don't ask.
  • Taurus: If you need me, I'll be on the floor. Dying.
  • Gemini: Summer is awful. There's too much pressure to enjoy yourself.
  • Cancer: Mommy doesn't get drunk. She just has fun.
  • Leo: I got a tool to remove security tags! Next Christmas is on me!
  • Virgo: Ooh, mini croissants! No matter what I say, stop me when I've had sixteen.
  • Libra: Was it obvious I don't care?
  • Scorpio: I'm no hero. I put my bra on one boob at a time like everyone else.
  • Sagittarius: What is this feeling I'm feeling right now? It's like I'm sad for another person? Is that a thing? AM I GOING CRAZY?
  • Capricorn: Okay, fine. But I'm gonna complain the whole time.
  • Aquarius: Hey, daytime whiskey, wanna meet my CD collection?
  • Pisces: I don't need a boy to pay attention to me. I'll pay attention to myself.



I got the song dRuNk by Zayn

“We’re so late nights. Red eyes, amnesia, I need you”

I tag @roseville-sims, @tinybittoxic, @edgypandasimmer, @youraveragehedgehog, and @cherrygrapesims!!

  • Jekyll: THAT WAS A GIFT FROM JOHN!!!!!
  • Hyde: Can't hear you over the sound of me not caring!
  • Jekyll: AT LEAST GO PICK IT UP!!!
  • Hyde: Whoops what was that you want me to go to get drunk and let you enjoy my hangover?
  • Jekyll: Absolutely n-
  • Hyde: Great glad to have your agreement for once!
  • Jekyll: ........*starting to rethink his life choices*

anonymous asked:

Hi can i ask how the RFA + V + Saeran react to a drunk mc? Like what kind of drunk mc would be with each member and how would each member deal with it. Thanks

Hello lovely Anon- I hope you enjoy these HC’s, they were fun to come up with and write ^^

-You both always drink sensibly.
-So when he saw you drunk the first time he thought it was slightly funny because you kept denying it.
-”MC, you are very drunk right now; I think you should stop drinking for a bit”
-”Jumin Han,,, what are you talking about? I'm perfectly fine”
-He’ll get you to prove it.
-Jumin tells you to walk in a straight line to the other side of the room.
-You start to walk diagonally then trip over your own feet within the first five steps.
-Jumin lifts you off of the floor and takes you gently into your shared room.
-”I told you that you were drunk.”

-You both decided to go out to a club since Jaehee finally got some time off of work.
-Lots of dancing and laughing together.
-She doesn’t get that drunk.
-You on the other hand got wasted.
-This MC is the type of drunk who wonders off without notice.
-How do you even do that??
-”MC, I think it’s time we go h- MC? Where did they go now.”
-Jaehee ends up standing on a chair looking over everyone’s heads.
-Finds you dancing sloppily near a group of people and calls a taxi to get home safely.

-To celebrate a new drama Hyun had a part in, the cast and producers were hosting a party.
-You were invited too; since Zen insisted you came.
-While he was doing a round of karaoke, you went an had a few shots for fun.
-When Zen came back he could tell something was up.
-”MC, are you okay there?” he chuckled.
-”Yeahhh” you hiccuped “Zenny did you know,,,, you look realllllyyy good in that shirt- but you’d better without it~”
-He was quite taken back by that, he didn’t know you’d be flirty when drunk.
-Wasn’t complaining though, he’ll take advantage of the situation.
-”Come back home with me now, MC, and I’ll soon be without it”
sorry not sorry

-You both don’t drink often.
-So when you do it’s a special occasion- like a birthday.
-It was MC’s birthday and everyone was gathered at Jumin’s for a small party, (he let you hold it in his huge penthouse as long as you kept it fairly clean and not get too wild).
-Yoosung is a light-weight and basically didn’t drink; but you did.
-MC is that one person who is so clueless after a couple drinks.
-Yoosung unexpectedly felt you lean on his shoulder.
-”Hey, Yoosung?? What are we doing here again?”
-It takes him a couple moments to put two and two together: realising you’ve have one too many drinks.
-He won’t let you drink anymore alcohol- you’re stuck with water so he can attempt to sober you down.

-It was your anniversary and you pair were drinking.
-Obviously, it soon turned to be a contest.
-MC and Seven agree to see who could hold out the longest and not totally pass out.
-But, this MC would almost definitely lose.
-This is because they’re the giggling drunk.
-They get super-tipsy and everything becomes hilarious.
-And due to Saeyoung’s intoxicated jokes, you laughed so much you passed out.
-He won! 707 is overwhelmed with victory and eventually falls asleep next to you.
-This is probably always the result of drinking together: both passed out.

-V and yourself were casually drinking one night.
-This MC is a vulnerable drinker, so after numerous glasses of alcohol they couldn’t take much more.
-They kept falling asleep.
-V thought it was quite cute.
-He placed a pillow on the arm of where you were sitting so it would be comfy when your head fell.
-You still tried to stay awake for as long as you could.
-Although he thought your drowsiness was adorable, he decided it was best if he put you to bed.
-Prince Jihyun carries you away for a good night’s rest.

-You two get unquestionably drunk at home.
-Saeran doesn’t enjoy clubs, so home is where you drink and get wild
-MC is the over-the-top swearer drunk.
-Every other word is a profanity.
-Saeran doesn’t do anything to deal with it, he just joins in!
-Curse word battles.
-Saeran finds it so funny, he honestly loves this side of you.
-This is obviously in a jokingly way, nobody says something too extra to hurt the other.