i'm going to get drunk right

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thanks to @hedaclarks for the beautiful text

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Happy Valentine’s

Iwaoi- Hip Hop AU (Oneshot) |for more information read my tags|

Lyrics in blue box taken from “They Lied” - Atmosphere feat Spawn

Thank you @t0bio-kageyama for all those great ideas and headcanons. It really inspired me. I also got inspired by @happytoorus wonderful Art (late working together)

NICKY GETTING DRUNK AND CALLING NEIL TO COMPLAIN ABOUT HIS ‘CRACKER FUCKING COUSINS’ WHO 'THINK RANCH IS ACCEPTABLE SEASONING’ AND 'HAVE NO IDEA WHAT A BOUILLON CUBE IS’ AND NEIL HAVING HIM ON SPEAKERPHONE AND THEN AT THE END OF THE RANT WHEN NICKY IS JUST RAMBLING ABT HOW HE CANT BELIEVE HES TAINTED WITH EUROPEAN BLOOD HE HEARS ANDREW BLANKLY GO 'untoasted bread? Neil do you think I’m untoasted? I think I’m pretty toasted-“ AND HE HANGS THE FUCK UP RIGHT QUICK

Honestly I just want like domestic wizards post-cannon gradence. Like Graves teaching Credence transfiguration and dueling (but not potions because graves was never really that good at potions he barely got the necessary score to go into government work) and also going shopping and holding hands at the American equivalent of Diagon Alley and sitting with Credence while he gets his robes tailored and they come back to a lovely three room apartment and snuggle on the couch in front of the heater eating licorice snaps and other fun wizarding candy

Every Canon-Era Jealousy Fic Ever

Charles: “lol i’m drunk who wanna bang” *stares at girl, maybe talks to girl, possibly has sex with girl*

Erik: NO THAT IS NOT ALLOWED IN HOTEL CALI-FUCK-ME-ONLY *throws mental temper tantrum*

Charles: *notices because Telepathy* “Oh, my friend, what could it possibly be? Are you all right?” *bats eyelashes*

Erik: *Angery* “I’m fine. Really. Do the thing. Whatever. It’s not like I exist.”

Charles: “okey”

*they go back to the hotel*

Erik: *immediately pins Charles to the door* “YOU THINK YOU COULD BETRAY ME?!?!?!?!!??!”

Charles: “bitch what the f uck ?” *reads his mind* “oh shit he wants Me, even though i’ve really been pining after him the whole time if only he had SAID”

Erik: “you’re mine and mine only like literally if you see another person i’ll rip their spinal cord out and use it to jumprope over their corpse”

Charles: “wow babe that’s not psychopathic or weird at all, get in my ass metal daddy”

~fin~

Yuuri skating 'Stay Close to Me' was him “winning” a dance-off between him and Viktor

A theory! I might be thinking too much into this, but anyways, here are my two cents regarding the 10th episode.

So during the banquet, Yuuri declares that if he wins the dance-off with Viktor, Viktor is becoming his coach, right? But alas, he’s hella drunk, so Viktor *probably* doesn’t take the challenge seriously (and we do not know who won in the end), and just goes with it for fun.

Now let’s get back to the end of ep.1: While watching Yuuri’s cover of his FS-program, Viktor remembers what Yuuri said to him during the banquet. Because, in a far-streched kinda way, Viktor might see Yuuri’s performance as his part of a dance-off with Viktor, about who’s able to skate ‘Stay Close to Me’ in a way that “pulls on the heartstrings”, who’s able to really feel and get the message of the song through to the audience. (It was kinda hard for me to put this thought well into words, but I tried my best!!)

So, in this case, in Viktor’s eyes, Yuuri won this dance-off, by far. Not only do we get an implication from Minako that this coreography would be better if performed by a man more naive than Viktor (and I personally think Viktor feels that way too), but there is also Viktors remark about why he decided to coach Yuuri: Because he (Katsudon) skates as if he was creating music with his body. There was a mention in a post about Yuuri skating to ‘Stay Close to Me’ without any music playing (I can’t find it at the moment, but I will link it in once I stumble upon it), so Viktor might have actually meant what he said by that. Also: Yuuri was able to skate Viktor’s FS program with so many emotions and with such dignity, that the message of ‘Stay Close to Me’ got through *only* by the choreography itself, and there (probably) wasn’t even any music playing. And that was when Viktor realized just how much potential there is in Yuuri. And that Yuuri TOTALLY won this unofficial, fictional dance-off between them. So he did what Yuuri asked of him in case of Yuuri winning their dance-off: He went and became Yuuri’s coach!

Anyways, this got longer than expected, but this is what caught my thoughts after ep.10. What do you guys think?

TL;DR Viktor took Yuuri’s cover of ‘Stay Close to Me’ as a dance-off challenge, felt that Yuuri has won, and hence flew to Japan to be his coach (banquet-Yuuri’s ask).

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I love bryn mawr parties and ladies!! And bars!! And chocolate covered pretzel shots!! And my friends and my roomie!! I love them all!!

PSA this is the one weekend in the spring semester where I can drink heavily so therefore I did. Sometimes runners consume alcohol. It’s okay! Sometimes they don’t. It’s also okay! No judgement either way tho. I just wanna go and get my dancey pants on wit ya idc if you wanna do shots or not ya feel

  • me, trying to make a character's texts look like they wrote them while extremely tired: 'waht the fukc'- no, that's too much, i can't do that
  • me, writing something while extremely tired: whhat the fuc k is going on i don'tunder tstand how to work a ketboard fuc me