i'm going to fail on saturday

the signs as fall out boy lyrics
  • aries: "Loaded words and loaded friends / Are loaded guns to our heads" - Chicago Is So Two Years Ago
  • taurus: "I found the cure to growing older / And you're the only place that feels like home / Just so you know you never know / And some secrets weren't meant to be told" - I Slept With Someone in Fall Out Boy and All I Got Was This...
  • gemini: "Tempest in a teacup / Get unique / Peroxide princes shine like shark teeth" - Headfirst Slide Into Cooperstown...
  • cancer: "So long live the car crash hearts / Cry on the couch all the poets come to life" - Thriller
  • leo: "I'll be your #1 with a bullet / A loaded god-complex cock it and pull it" - Sugar We're Going Down
  • virgo: "I'm a young one / Stuck in the thoughts / Of an old one's head / When all the others were just stirring awake / I'm trying to trick myself to fall asleep again" - W.a.m.s.
  • libra: "I need more dreams / And less life / And I need that dark in a little more light" - Save Rock and Roll
  • scorpio: "I wanna scream 'I love you' from the top of my lungs / But I'm afraid that someone else will hear me" - The (Shipped) Gold Standard
  • sagittarius: "I'm not passive but aggressive / Take note it's not impressive [...] And it's our time now if you want it to be / Maul the world like the carnival bear set free" - The Kids Aren't Alright
  • capricorn: "Though the motions I've been going through have failed / And I'm coasting on potential towards a wall / At a hundred miles an hour" - Saturday
  • aquarius: "All the kids who screamed (we weren't the same) / In sweaty rooms / Now we're doomed to organizing walk-in closets like tombs / Silent film stars stuck in talking cinema light" - Where Did the Party Go
  • pisces: "I'm coming apart at the seams / Pitching myself for leads in other people's dreams" - Disloyal Order of the Water Buffalo

turtles-with-hats15  asked:

Mama, I have my SATs on Saturday, and I also have my prom (I'm going alone because I have no friends) but I'm nervous about SATs because I have anxiety and people make me anxious and I'm gonna fail because anxiety. Any advice?

Keep in mind that all you can do is do your best and learn the best you can. Remember to drink lots and eat before the exam and try everything that helps you to stay kinda calm. I’m not really good with anxiety tips for exams, but maybe someone else can help?

anonymous asked:

The pony tail holder...damn if I didn't relate to that 10 fold. So many times that modern convenience fails you and you tsk and go about your day bc you know you'll find Another one. To ever have to deal with the reality that there will NEVER BE ANOTHER. Damn just minor but oh so major. Gut punch with side of nuggie. Ouch.

ha, as a pretty frequent hairband user I’m glad I managed to make that realistic

anonymous asked:

I actually love my customers but we recently got a new manager and she is just so toxic. She sets us up to fail and barely hides that she wants the veteran employees to quit. Character limit won't let me go into detail, but every time I have worked lately I've had to cry. I'm handing in my resignation without another job lined up on Saturday- it's gotten so bad I can't focus on school because of work dread. I used to be so proud of my job and I actually did love it when I felt respected.