i'm going to do the requestes

hey, it’s ya girl, back at it with my trash. i got a lotta requests for more, and as we all know i am a sucker, so here ya go. i don’t know how long this is going to end up being. we’ll see how much endurance i have. but yeah, for now, have chapter two!

i tag @spideychelle-romanogers, @spookychelleblessup, @suplosers, @bellamywarriorblake, @ritebeforeyoureyes, @aqhrodites, @spideychelleforever, and @redpanthers!! if i’ve forgotten to tag you, please let me know :o also if you want me to tag you in future chapters/other stuff, just message me :)


chapter two: “you can’t get a full body massage in all those clothes, peter.” (ao3 link)


After the first coupon, Michelle feels like a live wire, waiting in eager anticipation for the next coupon he will use. She thinks he might use one on Friday night. Because he’d had a midterm that Wednesday and it had been a long week in general, so it’d be the perfect time to use a coupon, right? Blow off some steam with any sexual favor you want? Hell yeah.

But, hell nah. Peter doesn’t use a coupon. Nor does he use one on Saturday after they get back from a party at her first-year roommate’s apartment. A party where she spent nearly the whole time leaning into his side and brushing up against him while everyone danced. Saying good night to him as he scampered off to his room was a disappointing end to the night.

Monday, though, Peter returns home from his lab meeting and slumps onto the couch, letting out a hefty sigh. Michelle pads over to him and sits beside him, chuckling. “Bad day, tough guy?”

“My PI is the bane of my existence, MJ. This is it. I can’t do physics anymore.” He throws an arm over his eyes dramatically, tilting his head to the side so his face is obscured. She cackles and uses her foot to shove his legs to the side. He turns back to her with a wide smile on his face. It’s a smile that’s dangerous. Which is how she justifies her next question.

She looks down at her thumbs, picking at her nails. She says, as nonchalantly as she can manage, “You could always use another coupon, you know.” When he doesn’t respond for a few moments, she looks up to meet his eyes, which are boring into hers. He licks his lips and she gulps.

“One moment.” With that, he’s running a bit too quickly to his room. She hears a clatter and a muffled, “fuck!”, but then he’s rushing back, flipping through the book. He sits beside her on the couch, legs crossed as he peruses each page carefully. He perks up a bit when he finds one he apparently likes. He hands it to her, cheeks tinted pink. It’s, perhaps, the cutest he’s ever looked.

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i’m 1000% sure that this has been done before, but i cannot for the life of me find that specific fanart, so i drew it myself because i desperately needed it to exist (;;;*__*)

i’m working on requests i swear

Say cheese~! ✌

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how to let netflix know you want the get down to get a second season

i contacted the help department of netflix and they said to go here to request a second season:

help.netflix.com/en/titlerequest

apparently this is the main way netflix accepts this kind of input. if you have an account already all you have to do is submit the request! it’s quick and easy please reblog this <3

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She says, easily, so easily
           To not jokingly call her so pretty.

gif request meme + hs yearbook award themes

okay guys: a gif request meme based off of those ‘best’ categories at the end of your hs yearbook lol

  1. best hair
  2. cutest couple
  3. nicest smile
  4. most athletic
  5. most dramatic
  6. class clown
  7. friendliest
  8. best hugs
  9. best dressed
  10. biggest flirt
  11. best bromance
  12. most changed
  13. most dateable
  14. most outspoken
  15. most likely to succeed
  16. most likely to end up in jail
  17. most likely to take over the world
  18. most likely to become president/prime minister
  19. most likely to become famous
  20. best person to bring home to your parents

send me an ask with a number and fandom!

I Still Exist

Requests: Omg your stories are awesome! I was wondering if I could suggest a newt x reader with the song “Where Do We Go” or “Shatter Me” by Lindsey Stirling? Where the reader feels kinda neglected and depressed for quite some time and newt fails to notice because he is in a lot harsher mood and snaps a lot as a result of working on his book? And one day she goes “missing” and worries newt? Lots of angst pls!(Idk it sounded a lot better in my head)You can come up with the rest. Thanks!       AND      hi !! i really love your stories, and i was wondering if i could request an v angsty one where newt is under a lot of stress and snaps at reader? ❤️❤️

Word Count: 2,701

Pairing: Newt x Reader

Requested by Anonymous

Requests are currently open! Feel free to one in


The workshop smells about how you’d expected when you crawl into the case. A burning mixture evaporates somewhere nearby, partly covering up the odors of the various feed bags for the creatures and the plate of raw meat rotting on the table. You shake your head, disgusted, and slip past the shed. Scanning the field, hand over your eyes to block out the blinding sun, you spot Newt next to a murtlap. He’s on his knees saying something to the snarling creature. You swallow down the heart breaking in your chest. He’s exchanging more words with that beast than he has with you in the past month.

“Newt. Newt!” You shout, crossing through tall grasses and kicking stones out of your way. For God’s sake, “Newt!”

He twists enough to ensure it’s you before turning his back on you. “One minute, love.”

Hands on your hips, you wait as he chatters with the beast. It’s not that you’re against his research, it’s that he’s trying to cram chapters worth of new material into the book. You’d supported his idea when he first told you a month and a half ago. Now, though, you’re not sure you would’ve been so encouraging had you known he would spend every waking minute in the case without you.

“I don’t have all day, Newt. I have to get to the bakery with Queenie before it closes.”

He shakes his head, facing you. “I’m busy, love. Can’t it wait?”

You can feel the tension in his voice, strengthened, no doubt, by the bags under his eyes. “I just need to know if you’d prefer apple or peach pie for dessert.”

He mumbles something that sounds like ‘that’s it?’ but when you question him, he simply says, “I said it’s your choice. I’m sure you’ll make the right one.”

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weburythesunlight22  asked:

I heard that we can send headcanons about a OTP so... About utakata and sakura! I so imagine them on a double date with Katsuyu and Saiken (pfffff)! Everyone would be freaking out, but the four of them wouldn't care, too busy to enjoy their lovely time together!

double dates are fun 

The Signs as Eddie being iconic in the movie

Aries: “Are these birth control pills?” “Yeah, I’m saving them for your sister”

Taurus: You kept me locked up in this hellhole and made me turn my back on my friends! I’m sorry, but I’m going!

Gemini: They’re gazebos, Mom! Theyre bullshit!

Cancer: How do you amputate a waist?

Leo: *changes Loser to Lover on cast*

Virgo: *gets thrown up on* IM GONNA FUCKING KILL YOU

Libra: That’s greywater. You’re splashing around in gallons of Derry pee

Scorpio: *intense gagging every other scene*

Sagittarius: there’s a kid outside and he looks like he died

Capricorn: have you ever heard of a staph infection?!

Aquarius: get me my bifocals, they’re in my second fanny pack

Pisces: DONT FUCKING TOUCH ME

A request for @xiulric who is very sweet and asked for comfort cuddles. Also I apologize for not being able to hold a conversation I’m a mess of anxiety oxo

I’ve been working on requests in between other stuff I’ve been putting together and i’m not too sure how this turned out to be honest, but it’s 2 in the morning and I have work at 11.

How to hide the Staff Pick at the top of the dash

HELLO CHILDREN TUMBLR IS A SHIT WEBSITE AND I MADE THIS IN A FIT OF ANGER

So today Tumblr rolled out an update that shoves one of the random Tumblr Radar posts onto your dash, as the first post, without any ability for you to prevent that. I was fucking outraged. If you have XKit, there is already someone who has coded a pull request for the No Recommended extension (fucking props to XKit and open source software in general), but I’m an impatient child and I cannot stand waiting for it to be pulled by an admin. So I made my own. 

Instructions

You’re gonna need AdBlock Plus. I’m assuming you already have it installed because if you’re interested in hiding shit you don’t care about then you’re the kind of person who already has it. We’re going to be making a custom filter.

Go to the ABP filter preferences.

Go to the Custom filters tab.

Make a new filter group. Give it whatever name you would like.

Click on your new group, then on Add filter, and then give your filter this text:

tumblr.com##li.post_container:nth-child(3)

Close the filter preferences and refresh Tumblr. The post is gone! Now you can enjoy your dash without corporate bullshit being shoved down your throat. Cheers!

N.B.: This is a very hacky solution and is in no way intended to replace a more elegant one. The pull request on XKit is a lot better, but I would have needed JavaScript for that and that’s not a thing you can do with ABP. I only did this because I’m impatient and decided not to wait until XKit decided to go through with the pull request and put out an update for their extension. I absolutely recommend using their solution when No Recommended updates to 2.2.2.