i'm going to cry from laughter

Will Herondale watching everyone from above.
  • Jace: I'm Jace Wayland
  • Will: No bruh
  • Clary: I'm Clary Fray
  • Will: No, you're Clary Fairchild. Respect your dear ancestor, Charlotte.
  • Alec: Who the hell is Will? Another affair?
  • Will: *dies again of laughter*
  • Isabel: It's said this necklace came into our family through vampires.
  • Will: Actually Magnus gave it to me and I gave it to my sister. Get it right, Lightworm.
  • Jace: I'm Jace Morgenstern.
  • Will: Stop it! You're a Herondale! Remember that fear of ducks you mentioned? MINE.
  • Jem: *Is cured of the Yin fen*
  • Will: *crying* Finally you can live your life after 130 years! Now go marry Tessa and name a child after me!
  • Jace: I think I'm gonna be Jace Lightwood from here on out.
  • Tessa: Give this ring to Jace.
  • Clary: I like the sound of Clary Herondale (Okay, not really, but I want to marry you, Jace)
  • Jace: I'm taking on the Herondale name!
  • Will: Well it's about time!

There was a moment at the very end of DAI, clearly a very touching and heart wrenching finale to Dorian and the Inquisitor’s romance line, where he came up behind my giant Quinari inquisitor and held him tenderly from behind. And I wish wish wish I’d know it was going to happen because I’d have screencapped it but as it was I was too busy crying with laughter. So ‘ve recreated it here for you

RQ CAH screenshots part 1/?

As arguably the kinkiest network in the Red Queen fandom, we feel obligated to share some highlights from our past few RQ-themed (yes, we made our own decks) Cards Against Humanity rounds. 

Warning: NSFW text, also ur opinion of this blog and it’s members will likely go severely downhill (it’s cah, come on)

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Take bread away from me, if you wish,
                                             take air away, but
                                 do not take from me your laughter. …

Laugh at the night,
at the day, at the moon,
laugh at the twisted
streets of this island,
laugh at this clumsy
                            boy who loves you,
but when I open
my eyes and close them,
when my steps go,
when my steps return,
              deny me bread, air,
                            light, spring,
                   but never your laughter
for I would die.                                        -Pablo Neruda

I just got the stupidest AU, bear with me Soumako fans.

So Rin and Sousuke are kicked back in their dorm with Rin’s copy of the Sims 4 and Sousuke’s looking over Rin’s shoulder and he seems rather interested, so Rin slides a chair over and tells Sousuke joking to “make his dream” guy.

So Sousuke starts fooling around with the character creator and Rin’s amused at first because oh look blackmail material but the more Sousuke works the more Rin realizes that Sousuke’s “dream guy” looks a hell of a lot like Makoto.

And when Sousuke hands the mouse over Rin is literally one step away from CRYING with laughter and there is absolutely no way he can’t just let this die he has to do something about it.

So the next day Rin and Sousuke go out to eat and Rin texts Makoto beforehand to meet him, so when Makoto strolls in Rin gets to revel in the dumbfounded, bemused look on Sousuke’s face when he sees him.

Sousuke figures it out soon enough. When he’s not secretly checking out Makoto he shoots Rin death glares.

anonymous asked:

Scenario where u are dating Hansol&u r trying to freestyle w/him&u suck at rapping but u r like "I'm killin it" with a stupid rhyme like "I'm a thuggy duck who ran out of luck with a couple bucks"& he is just done or crying laughing. Ty!

Originally posted by hanwooz

Hip Hop? More Like Hip Flop.

“Never! I’ll never give in!” You cried out in laughter. You were pinned on your back against the couch. Hansol crushed your figure under all of his weight while he attacked your sides and all of your ticklish places. You tried throwing punches at his chest to get him to stop, but you were so weak from laughing too hard.

“You can’t get out of this one, Y/N. I’m going to get you to crack eventually.” He smiled mischievously, tickling you even harder.

“Fine, fine! I’ll rap with you!” You agreed with remorse to his request in defeat.

“Now, was that so hard to do?” He asked with a smirk, his face only inches apart from yours. Without warning, he quickly dashed in for a victory peck on the lips before removing himself from on top of you.  “Come on, we don’t have all day.”

You groaned as you joined Hansol in the center of the room where he was hooking up his laptop to the speakers. While you waited for him to hook things up, you got an idea. “Since I’m being forced against my will to embarrass myself, let’s make this a little more interesting. This has just turned into a competition. Winner takes all, loser has to buy the winner dinner at the most expensive restaurant in Seoul.“

Hansol looked at you, daringly. “Are you sure you want to do that? I mean, I think it’s pretty obvious who’s gonna win.”
“Yeah, me.” You said, pointing to yourself.

Hansol winced. “Alright then, Little Miss Cocky. Prepare your credit cards because I’m eating steak tonight.”
You had never rapped with Hansol before, or generally at all, apart from the occasional jam out sessions in the bathroom while you’re getting ready. You knew you weren’t good enough to make a career out of it, but you weren’t terrible. Okay, maybe you were, but you weren’t about to admit it to Hansol.

He pulled up his playlist on his laptop and selected “Me, Myself & I” by G-Eazy x Bebe Rexha. You quirked an eyebrow. “Isn’t this a little too soft for you, Mr. Show Me The Money 4?”

Hansol rolled his eyes and laughed. “What, are you scared I’ll leave you in the dust?”

Now it was your turn to laugh. “Bring it on.” Hansol pressed play and once the familiar beat come through the speakers, you started to find your groove. You thought this would be a piece of cake. You had played this song on repeat fro the last week while you did your morning routine and you practically had the lyrics etched in your brain. But as a few more seconds went by as you waited for the first few lyrics to come through, you were only met by the band. “Uh, Hansol? Where are the lyrics?”

He flashed you a devilish smirk. “Oh no, baby we’re freestylin’ today. You said you wanted to make things interesting. Don’t worry, it’ll be easy, even for you. Freestyle is all about letting your creative juices flow. Just follow my lead.”

You stood in awe as Hansol fell into a totally relaxed state while spitting perfect lyrics off the top of his head. You were more surprised than you should be considering you were dating a professional rapper and you’ve heard his tracks hundreds of times. He made it look so damn easy, but your mind was blank, at a loss for words.

“What did I tell you? It’s easy stuff. Now you give it a shot.” Hansol said, taking a seat on the couch.

“I’m so going to win myself that expensive dinner. I can practically taste the $50 cheesecake right now.” You said, dreamily. Here you were about to make a complete fool of yourself in front of Hansol, but you really could care less because you were such a carefree person who liked living in the moment. You obnoxiously stomped to the beat, making Hansol crack a smile. You held your fist up to your mouth like a microphone and just said the first thing that came to your mind. “Uh yeah, I’m a thuggy duck who ran outta luck. I only got a few bucks and it kinda sucks. But that’s okay cuz imma win and eat some din. You’re gonna lose and buy me whatever I choose.”

You turned towards Hansol to strike a pose, but didn’t find him where you had left him on the couch. Instead, he was curled up on the floor, tears of laughter trickling down his face. His face was red as he was out of breath from laughing. 

“Yah! Dont interrupt me, I’m not done.” You giggled. The sight in front of you was too precious.

“Oh my God, that was the best thing I’ve ever witnessed in my entire life! ‘Thuggy duck’, where did you come up with that?” He cackled. He was literally cackling. He looked like he was about to pass out from the lack of air he was getting into his lungs.

You grabbed one of the pillows off of the couch and chucked it at him. “Don’t laugh at me, I was totally killing it.” You laughed lightly, nudging his side.

“That you were, that’s very true.” He still couldn’t stop laughing, but it was dying down. 

“Admit it, I definitely won.” You teased.

“What, no way!” He protested, although you gave him a knowing look. Finally, he sighed. “Fine, you won.”

“Yaho!” (sneaking in a quick Monday to Saturday reference here) You shouted, jumping up in the air. “I hope you’re ready because I’m ordering one of everything!” 

As you did your little victory dance, Hansol grabbed his wallet and keys. “Yeah, yeah just get in car, Thuggy Duck.”

So sorry for taking so long! I rewrote this like 4 times until I was finally happy with it. I used your line because I can’t come up with song lyrics no matter how lame and cheesy, but I’m low-key proud of myself for coming up with a few rhymes lmao. I hope you like it! ~ Admin Gemma