i'm going to cry again aren't i

Parenthood Starter Sentences!
  • "It's your turn..."
  • "He's/she's crying again."
  • "Aren't they adorable at this age?"
  • "Just a few more months to go..."
  • "Are we sure I'm pregnant and not just really fat?"
  • "I'd like to see YOU try going through this."
  • "WE'RE not pregnant, YOU are."
  • "Are you going to pick them up from school, or do I have to call in another favor from my mother?"
  • "Can't we just dump them at the neighbors' and take a night or two?"
  • "Obviously he/she won't stop crying, so why don't we just soundproof the room?"
  • "No, we can't leave him/her on a stranger's doorstep."
  • "We have two beautiful kids... and another kid."
  • "They're adorable, when they're sleeping."
  • "The kids are at my parents', so we have the whole weekend to ourselves."
  • "They're already so excited for Christmas but we're running out of money."
  • "So, who's going to give them the talk?"
  • "He/she got sent to the principal's office--again."
  • "You know, apparently sex during pregnancy is totally healthy."
  • "I don't care what you say, I'm not naming him after you."
At the barn on my period part 2...
  • Me: You know, running away from me when we have a lesson to go to makes my life SO MUCH EASIER.
  • Me: Why the fuck is your stall such a mess?
  • Me: The way you're shedding right now, fucker, you better be the dappliest piece of shit in that whole paddock.
  • Me: Why won't you listen to me, pony?
  • Me: Get that out of your mouth, dumbass.
  • Me: Look, you made me late.
  • Me: Ah, fuck me, that was my fault, I'm sorry pony.
  • Me: You're just a little bitch, aren't you?
  • Me: You're the best pony EVER and I don't deserve you.
  • Me: Did I just pick up the wrong lead AGAIN? Why am I even allowed to TOUCH a saddle?
  • Me: I resent you right now. Stupid horse.
  • Me: Why do I have to keep feeding you?
  • Me: Well, my lesson was shit, my eq is shit, I can't do SHIT, my horse hates me and I have cramps. Excuse me while I go cry in the tack room.
  • Me: I'm going home and I'm taking my pony with me.