i'm going to clown college

On Friday I Graduated Clown College

My underwear has no elastic, I haven’t bought groceries in a month, what are friends, there are piles of garbage and unpaid bills scattering the floor of my bedroom, I have new pains in my hip, I’m consuming more alcohol than vegetables, eight hours of sleep seems like a joke someone wrote once.

Summer 2013: Operation: Unfuck everything ever.