i'm going to actually cry now

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get to know me: favorite female character → the ‘avatar: the last airbender’ girls
“I’m a warrior, but I’m a girl too.”

Why Kiki’s Delivery Service is important for flailing 20-somethings like myself and why this movie makes me cry happy tears:

-Kiki goes out into the world and realizes how bad some people can be, but she still tries to do good
-She knows she’s wants to be a helpful witch but she doesn’t really know what to do with her witchy powers
-She literally loses her powers after becoming very depressed with this knowledge and feeling like she’s not a good enough person or a good enough witch
-She realizes that she may not be doing anything “great” or “cool” like other witches but she’s actually really successful because she uses her powers to help people and start her own small business
-Miyazaki is trying to show us that because Kiki is kind and helpful and stays true to herself then that is what makes her incredibly successful
-Sometimes we need reminders in our life that we can be successful in many ways

Sentence starters
  • Based on famous text-posts
  • "Bro, you look so cute right now. Dude, you are so fucking adorable."
  • "Wanna watch this murder documentary with me?"
  • "I may act like I'm sassy but if you're mean to me there's a 900% chance I'll cry."
  • "I may act like I'm clueless but actually know what's going on at al times."
  • "ATTENTION: I need attention."
  • "I don't have a nervous system. I'm a nervous system."
  • "Drugs? No thanks, the only 'high' I need is the natural rush you get from commiting a murder."
  • "I think I'm subconsciously trying to ruin my own life."
  • "Why fall in love when you can fall on the floor and never get up?"
  • "I try not to sound like an asshole but it's really hard because I am an asshole."
  • "I don't want to look 'pretty', I want to look otherwordly and vaguely threatening."
  • "I'm the nicest, sweetest, most rage-filled person I know."
  • "Girls are so soft and amazing and nice and beautiful and mysterious and complex and loving and caring. I don't remember what I was going to say but I'm just gay."
  • "I'd love to relax but that's just not realistic."
  • "Contrary to popular belief I'm actually soft and have feelings."
  • "This could be less hetero."
  • "To be honest I just need a hug."
  • "Why can't I be mentally chill instead of mentally ill?"
  • "This is it, this is how I die: Lack of attention."
  • "Are we just friends or is this flirting serious?"
  • "I have this problem where I isolate myself from civilization and then get upset because I'm lonely."
  • "I may be ugly but at least I have an ugly personality too. Consistency is key."
  • "I don't wanna get involved in drama I just wanna know 103% of the information on what happened."
  • "I am bysexual as in I'm not interested, goodbye."
  • "I could win an Olympic gold medal in being ignored."
  • "Fill your heart with bees. If someone breaks your heart then they have to deal with the bees."
  • "I'm so tired of not being a multimillionaire."
  • "I panic alot of other places besides the disco."
  • "Which layer of hell do you think you're going to?"
  • "My kink is being right."
  • "My kink is being home alone."
  • "You're really sensitive for a selfish asshole."
  • "I can tell myself to be heartless but in all reality, I have a big heart and can't treat people badly, that's just not me."
  • "What about netflix and kill?"
  • "No offense but why does everyone hate me?"
  • "I'm a strong independent introvert who don't need no social life."
  • "Why do I get struggles instead of snuggles?"
  • "If a conversation goes on too long without being about me, I'm out."
  • "I'm small, queer and something to fear."
  • "All this sadness is bad for my skin."
  • "I'm cute and perfect but also unstable, violent and self-destructive"
  • "I'm beautiful and underappreciated."
  • "She's beauty, she's grace, she's me."
  • "Sorry for being awesome, loser."
  • "Is 'no' an emotion? Because I'm feeling it."
Glitched: Part 10 - Always Watching

Author’s Note: Holy hell, was this insane to write X_X

A few things. Firstly, I apologize for how long it took for this to come out. I was incredibly anxious about school, plus I was just overly struggling with writing this chapter. I had a general idea of what I wanted to happen, but I didn’t really know how to get it down into words.

Secondly, this came out as about 18 pages long in Word so I apologize for how ridiculously long this is! I didn’t think it was going to come out so damn long!

And thirdly, this chapter is heavy on the angst. There’s a little bit of horror – of course – but this chapter is mainly angst-ridden so prepare for a LOT of feels! For Christ’s sake, I CRIED while writing this, so that should be saying something.

WARNING: This chapter is very heavy and is incredibly dark. There are mentions of suicide, abuse (both physical and mental), bullying (mainly cyberbullying), existential crisis, self-mutilation, and incredibly low self-esteem. There are mentions of a character getting lobotomized. There is a scene with a detailed description of the inside of a character’s back, which contains abnormal anatomy.

I will say this and I will say this one: This is NOT a happy fun time chapter! (I know, the story as a whole isn’t happy, but this chapter is VERY heavy on the angst as opposed to the other chapters) There ARE feels.

You have been warned.

Enjoy!

(I am SO sorry. I feel so bad for writing this! ;^;)

Listen to this playlist while reading.


Wheezing breaths of agony echoed throughout the room as he operated. Warm sticky crimson spurted onto his naked lanky fingers – the very fingers of which were maneuvering the stainless steel instrument through his patient’s skull. A pained gasp expelled from the man upon the bloodied table.

“Oh be quiet.” The glitching entity hissed with agitation. “Stop your whining.” He scoffed. “You act as though you’ve never felt pain before.” A delighted giggle came ringing out of the creature’s slit throat. “Almost like you’re afraid of dying.”

A quivering whimper could faintly be heard coming from his patient as he fiddled with the orbitoclast. The green-haired demon smirked from behind his surgical mask.

“I must say, Herr Doktor,” He said in a horrible German accent, mocking the man, “you should be proud of me. I’m no doctor, but I seem to be doing an impeccable job here, if I do say so myself.” He bragged, his smirk stretching into a twisted smile.

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Mme Bustier's class as Things My Friends and I Have Said
  • Marinette: "I keep messing everything up could I not be like this please?"
  • Alya: "Fuck you, I'd rather be on Tumblr."
  • Adrien: "I am but a smol, and couldn't hurt anything. Unless it's a mosquito, because I hate mosquitoes."
  • Nino: "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, music is my way out of life."
  • Nathanael: "I love tomatoes! Don't shit on tomatoes!"
  • Alix: "I will sue this entire school."
  • Kim: "Actually fight me, I dare you.
  • Max: "I'm a nerd, you're a nerd, everyone in this goddamn class is a nerd."
  • Rose: "Aw, I'm pretty. Right?"
  • Juleka: "Um, no, I don't like you. Now could you go away?"
  • Ivan: "I am tall and look tough but I am secretly a comic nerd and will cry if you hate me."
  • Mylene: "I am not short! You're all just tall!"
  • Chloe: "Excuse me, but could you please keep your weird ass expectations like, three hundred feet away from me?"
  • Sabrina: "They think I am a sidekick but I actually do all the work."
  • Mme Bustier: "Please End me."
  • BONUS
  • Lila: "Bitch I'm the devil on everyone's shoulder, now shut the fuck up."
wanna one as things i've said
  • Daniel: my sweater smells really good right now but i know if i wear it for the day it won't smell as good and i'm afraid that i'll never be able to get this smell again.
  • Jihoon: i look so cute right now but no one wants to go out but you know what? fuck them i deserve to show the world my beauty.
  • Daehwi: yesterday i cried while making toaster strudel. i didn't cry because of the toaster strudel i cried because i saw a stray cat and he looked so lonely.
  • Jaehwan: i am so talented in so many ways but people can't seem to see it? sure, i almost set my kitchen on fire making noodles and lost my dog while walking it but doesn't everyone?
  • Seongwoo: sometimes i wish i wasn't as loud and extra but then i realize that that's my brand, my gimmick it's what people are gonna remember me for.
  • Woojin: it's 3:55 am and i just heard a loud noise i'm not sure if it's a murderer or a tree but either way i'm still not going to be able to sleep.
  • Guanlin: i hate and love when people tell me what to do because on one hand i like being independent and strong but on the other i forget how to tie my own shoelaces
  • Jisung: some days i feel like i'm 80 and other days i feel like i'm 4, like one second i want to sleep for nine years and others i just wanna yell about everything.
  • Minhyun: i thing i could be a better person. not in this life but maybe another. i could be reincarnated into the nicest fucking bird in the world and everyone would love me.
  • Jinyoung: i'm tired of people thinking i'm depressed because i don't smile. like i'm not sad it's just i don't care about what you're saying and i'm thinking about ducks.
  • Sungwoon: i wish it wasn't weird for people my age to go trick-or-treating because now if i want candy i actually have to buy it with my money. i wish i could still dress up as a furry and not be judged.

Originally posted by lupinthehowlingwerewolf

- Me before the season even started

If Qrow was a teacher at Beacon instead of Signal
  • Qrow: Alright, blonde coconut! What's your name?
  • Jaune: Ja-Jau-Ja...
  • Qrow: WELL, SWEET FALL MAIDEN ON THE HOOD OF A MERCEDEZ BENZ! YOU SOUND LIKE A MAJESTIC F***ING EAGLE!! DO YOU SING!?
  • Jaune: *stutters*
  • Qrow: HARMONISE WITH ME, MAGGOT!!!
  • Jaune: I don't know if I can-
  • Qrow: *sings a very high note*
  • Jaune: *SCREAMS*
  • Qrow: *snaps Jaune's neck*
  • Qrow: What about you, whitehead? What's your story?
  • Weiss: Oh, well, my name is Weiss, and after I ace this academy, I'll become one of the defenders of Remnant.
  • Qrow: Wow. You seem to have a good head on your shoulders.
  • Weiss: Oh, well thank you so m- *gets headbutted by Qrow*
  • Qrow: Now listen up, you double deckered PIG FART! You don't get to be a defender of Remnant, 'TIL AFTER, YOU PULL YOUR HEAD, OUT OF YOUR HAMSTER HOLE!
  • Qrow: What about you, kiddo? Where do you see yourself in three years?
  • Ren: I plan to give my body in service to Professor Ozpin, sir!
  • Qrow: Oh. OH, YOU THINK THIS IS HAREM OF THE DEAD!? Boy, if you can't beat a Grimm Parasite, WITHOUT ANY DUST, then you shouldn't even bother trying to be with Oz!
  • Qrow: *holding Cardin up by the face* WELL SWEET JOLLY F***ING RANCHERS, I BET YOUR MOM WISHES SHE HAD SWALLOWED YOU!
  • Nora: *starts eating a pancake*
  • [silence]
  • Qrow: So. What's going on in this neck of the woods? You got something to eat there?
  • Nora: Yeah, I'm just eating a pancake.
  • Qrow: Oh. Pancakes, huh? You, uh...You like that flapjack?
  • Nora: Mhm.
  • Qrow: Alright. Well, uh, from now on, you'll be known as Pancake Girl.
  • Nora: ...I don't like that name.
  • [silence]
  • Qrow: ...You know, those are actually quite high in calories. You know what's a real good way for burning off calories?
  • Nora: ...What?
  • [cut to her running and crying]
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Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales International Trailer

Aka the one where Elizabeth Turner, née Swann shows up

Okay but like……. I’m starting to think that it’s illegal for the YOI team to draw a picture with both Yuuri and Victor in it and not have Victor touching Yuuri in some way (most often an arm around the shoulder).

Like……. Does Victor know that he won’t actually evaporate into nothingness if he’s not in physical contact with his bae for 10 seconds?????

(Potato quality of the picture for now; can’t wait to see the HD version! It’s a poster that comes with the “Go Yuri Go!” official fanbook.)

istg blizzard why you gotta make such interesting characters and then stick them in a game type that I will never ever play

Ok but Percy Jackson isn’t just cute or even just hot he’s ACTUALLY ATTRACTIVE BECAUSE OF HIS PERSONALITY like he’s relatable to the readers and he’s not disturbing with millions of sex jokes and he respects Annabeth and gives her credit for how badass she is and admits his faults and ACTUALLY TRIES TO IMPROVE THEM and he loves his mom and he’s just so respectful??? Like???

  • Akechi: A cup of hot coffee really heals your soul this is true science
  • Akira: Actually a cup of hot anything in your hands mimics human warmth which is said to have calming properties. So yes, it's true. Coffee mimics the need for human care, touch and recognition.
  • Akechi: I'm going to cry I'm so lonely now and all I have is this fucking cup of bean water

anonymous asked:

OMG!!!! I'm starving for more headcanons on that galra bby au?! it's so cute and adorable!!! now I just imagine shiro actually crying when Keith invites lance over to play?

I think Lance would probably invite himself over, especially when he hears that Keith’s dad is a super cool pilot!! Lance probably invites Hunk and Pidge to go with him too lol. Shiro would be so excited and probably go a little overboard on the fun snacks :3c

  • I am so HECKING glad that Maggie Stiefvater took the time out of her life to write The Raven Cycle because it has just brought me so much joy and I don't know what I'd be doing if not thinking about Pynch

literally spent my entire drive listening to ‘praying’ on repeat, like. it is the most cathartic song, every time i listen to it i swear my soul gets five pounds lighter. and the line ‘but some things only god can forgive’ followed by that sing-scream she does, i’m. i’ve never related to a song more in my entire life and i’m just thinking about all the other women who are also listening to this song today with goosebumps on their arms and tears in their eyes like, what a beautiful gift