i'm going t be needing that

But we need to talk about how Dirk’s reaction to Priest’s arrival and Farah’s presumed murder was to just… lie down. He recognizes that Todd - perfect Todd, the man who saved his life, his assistant and best friend - is going to die in the next few minutes. He knows that he’s going to have to witness this and he doesn’t even put up a token protest.

He literally just apologizes and waits for the inevitable.

I’m going to be thinking about that a lot.

@mellamew submitted:  Just a friendly meme for all to enjoy. c:

Edge emote was made by @redeyedryu <3


“oh, hun, this is too good.”  Stretch is doubled-over, his shoulders shaking with laughter.

“W-WHAT?!  HOW?!  THAT… MELLA!  YOU’RE SLANDERING ME AND BEING INSUBORDINATE!  HOW DARE–”

“MAYBE SHE’S FEELING NEGLECTED!  YOU NEED TO CONCENTRATE ON HER INSTEAD OF TREES!  YOU DON’T WANT HER THINKING YOU’RE GOING TO…. LEAF HER!   MWEH HEH HEH!!”

Stretch gives his brother a thumbs up.  

Edge looks frazzled.  “I WILL NOT FORGET THIS!”

Scandal 7b wish list

Let’s start with some basics : 

  • Mellie’s impeachment. somehow it NEEDS to happen I just can’t with her hypocritical ass anymore she repels me. BRINGSUSANROSSBACK!!! 
  • Jake’s death. Preferably slow and painful -yes I’m looking at you Huck and Charlie and also Cyrus somehow as payback for James and his new boo. I wouldn’t even mind a Jake centric episode to emphasize the beautifulness of the moment.  
  • Rowan’s death. Olivia can give it to Quinn as a wedding gift and an act of  reconciliation 

ok now let’s talk about the most important thing : OLITZ! 

  • Olivia going to Fitz and asking him if he still loves her -because let’s be honest he’d have every right to dump her dramatic ass forever -pleasedon’tmakethishappen…   
  • Olivia asking Fitz for another chance because they deserve another chance, they’re worth another chance. Fitz seemed quite done with her bs in 707 so I hope he’ll let her come to him and earn him like she asked of him many times because she’s taken his love for granted for too long and that’s simply not ok. She went to far when she tampered with his parental rights and now she really does need to apologize. 
  • Olivia giving Fitz some heartfelt and cheesy declaration of love like he did in the AU because that was freaking beautiful and it describes Olivia’s story so well that it sounded a little ooc when Fitz said it so I’m just going to put it there for reasons ‘you tried to give me freedom, you tried to give me a chance to find happiness and I squandered it. That is on me…only me. And that’s why I’m sorry. I didn’t recognize it, I didn’t understand it. I wasn’t thinking; It took me far to long to realize..I still want you, if you still have me’ 
  • Olivia asking Fitz to marry her 
  • Olivia and Fitz getting married during an Olitz centric episode -40minutes of Olitz that’s not to much to ask after everything they put us through THEY JUST OWE US!! 
  • Olivia and Fitz moving to Vermont 
  • Olivia and Fitz having a baby 
  • Olivia and Fitz and baby Olitz being happy and making jam and playing soccer 

Okay, so tomorrow I’ve got my English Language and Linguistics exam, so if you peeps can keep your fingers crossed for me, I’d really appreciate it. At the moment I’m panicking because I don’t feel prepared (meaning everything’s back to normal), but I’m gonna go ahead tomorrow and do my best. (Meaning I’ll do everything in my power to get that fucking A because I want it so badly.)

Also, sorry for being absent and not answering messages, but I promise I’ll do it this upcoming week. I’ve also got some updates regarding Stuff, but I’ll deal with that once my exam is over. (Also new Tolkien news! I’m freaking out!)

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Something just like this - Chapter 7

So, here he was, having no idea what ‘here’ exactly was, and feeling suddenly very small. At least coming right after work made sure he was dressed appropriately - a dark blue suit with a pale blue shirt - but neither did really hug his frame well, and he also wasn’t wearing a tie. For some reason, it seemed like the kind of place where a tie would be needed.

Prompto’s musings were interrupted as Noctis stepped out of the building. “Ah, there you are,” he said with a warm smile. Well, at least he wasn’t wearing a tie either. Though he did look positively stunning in his dark suit, and Prompto had to swallow hard again to stop himself for outright whimpering, because, seriously, what the hell?


Well, I guess it’s about time we learn about Noctis’ background, right?
(Though, I mean, technically they’ve known each other for like 3 days~ well, this thing has never been a slow burn anyway^^)

I hope you guys will like this chapter - there’s less smooching, but their relationship does grow. And there’s Aranea, yay!

Thanks to everyone who leaves comments/kudos/notes - I love you all!
Many thanks to my amazing beta @voxiferous!!!

I need to know if this happens to other people, like

do you ever make a sketch so beautiful you could cry and has a lot of details and it’s really fucking awesome but you can’t bring yourself to do a decent lineart because there’s so much shit going on if you try to clean it you’ll die?

My reason of how I cannot draw Mark fuckin’ Fischbach’s facial Region.

I cannot draw guys for shit, no matter how damn hard I fuckin’ try. This guy’s got the face of what many would depict as a greek god, or like a roman statue. He’s got a very defined facehole, with a jaw that could cut the string of life like in Hercules. He has a chiseled jaw that could decapitate a stone statue’s head, and it’s just… 

SO FUCKING HARD

@markiplier HOW DO YOU LIVE WITH A FACE THAT WAS CHISELED BY THE LORDS OF THE COSMOS

HOW DOES YOUR FACEHOLE DEFINE JUSTICE

HOW IS IT SO… DEFINED

WHAT IS YOUR FECKIN’ SECRETS

I NEED TO KNOW

FOR 18 YEARS, I’VE BEEN SHEDDING BLOOD, SWEAT, SOUL FLAKES, AND TEARS TO MAKE MY ART NOT JUST DETAILED TO THE T, BUT TO MAKE IT ABSOLUTELY PERFECT

YOUR FACEHOLE FRUSTRATES ME, MARK

THE ONLY THING KEEPING ME TO YOUR CHANNEL IS DICK JOKES AND MEMES

THIS IS HOW FAR I COME

TO BE BESTED YET PLEASED BY A MAN OF DIFFICULT FACIAL REGION GEOGRAPHY AND FEATURES

I’M GOING BACK TO DRAWING HOOTTUBES SHITTING STARS NOW

Can’t go to Interactive Introverts because your parents said no/will say no? This is for you!

Hello everyone, my name is Paige, and I am really freaking good at convincing parents of things. I grew up with two very strict and overprotective (though loving and awesome) parents, and so I’ve had the perfect life experience to give you this advice. Buckle up.

Are you a fan of Dan and Phil, who is super excited about their oncoming tour, Interactive Introverts, but your parents won’t let you go? Here is how to convince them you should. (Most of these also work for other special trips, such as going to a concert.)

Please reblog this so it can reach all the people who need it :D

Step-by-step guide under the cut!

Keep reading

this dude who’s a cook @ work and is always talking to me/asking me how i am (same w/ like.. everyone he’s v friendly) asked me if i wanted anything this morning bc he hadn’t clocked in yet and was going to get breakfast and i said that i was fine/didn’t need anything.. yet.. he got me s/t that was apparently from the bakery across the street? and then apologized, after buying it, bc he forgot i don’t eat sweets? he always buys huge packs of water for everyone @ work too? anyway. almost cried

LES MIS MODERN AU — broship aesthetics: grantaire & gavroche

making a mess, sarcastic quips, shooting hoops and basketball tricks, roaming the streets, doing impressions, setting up elaborate pranks, getting bored of activities halfway through, going out for pizza, twisting their cap round on their head, wearing the same t-shirts for days, going out of your way to do each other favours, always having an apple in your pockets, energy drinks, pokemon, all-out halloween costumes, staying up way too late. (requested by anonymous) 

4

long day

jim and spock almost fecking died again, had to patch them up, not to mention several other officers. after multiple surgeries he of course went to tease spock. and spock bless his heart went with it, knowing it helped bones subconsciously relax out of the day’s stress, he even let the doctor win some arguments. silly human. neither jim nor spock mind that his report is going to be late the man needs sleep.

A Wizard Did It
  • ((Context: My character, a Tiefling, is trying to sneak down the corridor at our party wizard Miana's guild, somewhere she shouldn't be and doesn't want to be recognized.))
  • NPC: Oh, hey Miana! Why.... is there a demon stood next to you?
  • Me (OOC): Shit. I'm gonna roll to convince her that I'm just an illusion.
  • Roll: *8*
  • Me, halfheartedly: I'm an illusion, created by a wizard.
  • NPC: Uh... huh. Not a very convincing one.
  • Miana: Oh, um, yeah. I'm working on it, it's still a bit rough around the edges.
  • Miana (OOC): I'm going to cast Minor Illusion to make the Tiefling look shimmery and poorly-rendered.
  • GM: Okay, that'll let you roll your Deception again.
  • Roll: *18*
  • Me, motioning emphatically at Miana: I'm an illusion, created by a wizard!
  • NPC: Ohhhh, now I get it. It definitely needs more work - can you make it say anything else?
  • Me, shaking my head sadly: I'm an illusion, created by a wizard.
  • Me (OOC): Looks like she's buying it! I'd like to roll to escape down this corridor while moving as if I'm a poorly-animated illusion...
  • Roll: *natural 20*
  • GM: Wow. You jerk, slide, and T-pose your way along the hall. When you get to the adjar doorway, you sidle through it so quickly and smoothly that onlookers are convinced that you clipped through it.

Just close your eyes, the sun is going down
You’ll be alright, no one can hurt you now
Come morning light, you and I’ll be safe and sound


Please no shipping. :T

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You should know that I am listening to Christmas music right now. It’s not too early! Don’t judge me. 

@nonbinarylouieduck

what happened jungkook used to be somewhat at least a little bit still resistant to jimin’s advances but this episode he just let jimin do whatever he wanted to him
????

More art for Of Bright Stars and Burning Hearts by @kazliin

What I can do, I can’t stop reading it lol. Chapter four killed me and by this scene I was nearly crying a river, poor Victor T w T). 98% of the painting with tones of yellow/orange/red, the only exception begin Victor’s Eye, I was trying to keep the soft+angst feeling from the scene.