Please please write a fic about seijo or nekoma playing lazertag!
“Remember, we are blood.
Never stop flowing, keep moving, keep bringing in oxygen, so our brain can
operate at his best,” Kuroo declares.
“I want to go home,”
“Kenma, don’t be like
that,” Kuroo says. “How great is it that we get to play against Seijoh? This is
a once in a lifetime chance to prove our superiority.”
“I didn’t even want to
do this to begin with,” Kenma says. “And I definitely don’t want to make this a
“Too late, it’s definitely
a competition!” Yamamoto crows. “We’re going to kick their butts so hard
they’re going to feel it all the way back to Miyagi.”
“I really, really don’t
want to do this,” Kenma says.
“Come on, Kenma. I
thought you’d like laser tag. You get to shoot things just like in a
Kenma glares at his
boyfriend. “It’s like you don’t know me at all.”
“As always, I have faith
in you,” Oikawa says, with his standard smile that in most situations is very
“I’m not entirely sure
what the point of this is,” Hanamaki says.
“The point is to prove
that we’re the best. We are the best, aren’t we?” Oikawa replies. “You
don’t want to let those boys from Tokyo think we don’t know how to play laser
tag, do you?”
“Heck no!” Kindaichi
bursts out, “We’ll show those city boys who’s boss!”
“Why are you like this?”
“I have no idea what
you’re talking about, Iwa-chan,” Oikawa replies.
“Rules are simple,”
Kuroo says. “Kill everyone. First team to lose all their members, loses the
game. Got it?”
“Wouldn’t have it any
other way,” Oikawa says during the handshake.
The problem, really,
that all the boys rapidly discover is that while they are all probably some of
the best high school volleyball players in Japan at the moment, none of them
are particularly good at laser tag.
“You shot me, you
idiot!” Inouka howls.
“Sorry, Inouka!” Lev
shouts, as he gleefully continues firing in every direction. Fukunaga and Kai
both leap to the ground to dodge his rapid, aimless firing.
“God, quit it,” Yaku
takes aim and fires.
“Hey, you shot me!” Lev
“It was for the good of
the team,” Yaku says.
“How is it that we’ve
been playing for twenty minutes and we haven’t managed to land a single shot,
but they’ve taken four of our guys out?” Iwaizumi asks.
“That Russian kid took a
lot of us out when he went on a spree,” Watari says.
“How is our aim so bad?”
Oikawa says, outraged.
“This is our first
time,” Watari points out.
“We should still be
better than this!” Oikawa says.
“Well, we might not be
shooting them, but at least they’re shooting each other,” Yahaba says.
“Kenma, you can’t just
sit here the entire time,” Kuroo says exasperatedly.
“Hm. Yeah. Pretty sure I
can,” Kenma says. He’s hiding behind a barrel with his laser gun off to the side,
concentrating on his handheld game. “You could always shoot me. That would save
“I’m not going to shoot
“It seems to be the
Nekoma way,” Kenma says.
“Lev had it coming. Kai
was an accident. You could at least help us strategize.”
“I am strategizing,” Kenma
says, not looking up from his game. “I’m strategically sitting right here.”
“That’s it,” Kyoutani
says, “I’m Die Harding this. If I go down, I’m taking them with me.”
“That’s not what happens
in Die Hard,” Yahaba says.
Kyoutani jumps over a
barrel and charges, firing everywhere.
“Tch,” Kuroo says. He
takes some small comfort in the fact that sure, Nekoma lost, but at least it
was mostly by their own hand. He’s glad Oikawa can’t brag to the other volleyball captains
over this as a victory. (He’s pretty sure this game is not something anyone is
going to brag about). “Guess this is your win.”
“But of course!” Oikawa
“You were shot, you
don’t get to gloat—” Iwaizumi says.
Kenma-san?” Lev asks.
A sudden burst of
zapping comes out of nowhere, taking the last of the Aoba Jousai team out with
distinct precision that no one had previously displayed in this game.
Kenma emerges from his
hiding spot. “Can we go home now?”
A/N: Thanks, anon-friend! I
am sorry for how long this took. Also, I really know nothing about laser tag.
Hope you enjoyed anyway!!
Oh, I'm so sorry! Ok, then...Date headcanons? How are they on dates?
No worries at all! Thank you for asking, and thank you for being so patient in awaiting your answer!!!
Eren: A fun date. He’s always down to do whatever his S/O is feeling, but if he gets to choose the date, he always picks something fun. He loves going mini golfing or laser tagging or on mini road trips. And ice cream is a must with Eren! He likes to have a good time, and make his S/O laugh.
Mikasa: A sweet date. She likes the more traditional dates where she and her S/O can talk. Dinner dates, ice cream dates, walks in a park… anywhere where they can spend some quality time laughing and talking together. For her, quality time is what it’s all about, and she likes to make her S/O feel loved.
Armin: A kind date. He’s super polite and kind and wants his S/O to have a great time whatever they do. He always picks the most fun places to go for dates, and is always down for whatever his S/O wants to do. He’s a big fan of handholding too, and is just the sweetest little date who compliments his S/O the whole time.
‘I’m hella sick but not old enough to purchase cough medicine and that sounds really pitiful coming from a college student but would you please go buy me some NyQuil???’ au
'We made a bet at the beginning of the laser tag game to see who was better and guess who won. It’s time to pay up.’ au
'Who keeps using my wifi?’ 'Literally everyone, your password is hella easy to guess.’ au
Tried to unlock the wrong car in the parking garage au
'I’m on the FBI’s most-wanted list for killing a fuck ton of people, but calm down I just wanna date you bc your face is v smoochable and you give me butterflies.’ au
See also; 'Dating a most-wanted serial killer and never getting a heads-up before they come home covered in blood so you’ve gotta be ready to draw the curtains and hide a body every time you hear a car pull into the driveway’ au
'We really should not have played Monopoly’ au
Life-sized version of Clue in the old manor on the hill au
'I originally followed you on Instagram bc you’re hot and I’m thirsty but now I’ve developed actual feelings for you bc you’re a genuinely good person’ au
'Fuck me you’re cute why did we have to meet on the one day I decided to stay in my sweats??’ au
'I went to the bar last night bc I just got dumped and wanted to drink away my pain but then one thing lead to another and somehow I broke into your house thinking it was mine and now I can’t find my left shoe but are those waffles I smell?’ au
'I saw that you were reading Eleanor and Park have you gotten to the part where she leaves him and if so can we talk about it because not a lot of people have read this book and I need a shoulder to cry on.’ au
'You passed out in Disneyland and I’ve been taking care of you for the past two hours oh my god are you okay??’ 'Yes I’m okay but who the hell are you supposed to be?’ 'I’m the face character for Peter Pan but that’s not important’ au
'I don’t really know you but I noticed that this creep has been trying to chat you up even though you’ve already turned him down, so I’ll pretend to be your boyfriend/girlfriend until they leave you alone.’ au
Bonnie and Clyde au???
Attend same-sex privet schools that are right across the street from each other au
'I don’t like you and you don’t like me but our best friends just died in a car crash and left their one-year-old daughter in our custody so now we’ve got to act civil and end up falling for each other’ au
[Basically a Life As We Know It au]
'Found your number inside of a library book that looks like it hasn’t been checked out in ages and decided to text you to see if it worked au
'The biggest rule of immortality is to not get involved with mortals but whoops I was in a coffee shop one day and fell in love with you and now I’m freaking out bc in the grand scope of things we don’t get a lot of time together but fuck no please don’t leave me not yet no.’ au
'I just moved into the apartment next door and I am 100% sure that it’s haunted bc this building used to be a hospital and anyway I heard I noise coming from inside the walls can I please just crash here for the night?’ au
'I know that you’re really into school and probably don’t want to risk your spot on the college football team, but would you mind if I smoked in our dorm room??’ au
Followed by 'Nah, I don’t care, as long as I can shotgun some smoke from that pretty little mouth of yours.’ au wow that got sexual and I am not sorry.
Went to the beach for the first time au
Ancient Rome au
Rival team captains who know nothing about personal space and constantly get into fights where they end up face-to-face every single game until one day one of the coaches yells at them to either kiss or get back to the game au
'Hey, so I might have just robbed a bank right now and I kind of need a getaway car, would you pleeeeeaaase help me I can pay you back in sexual favors but also cash.’ au
'I know that you don’t know me, but you were on the receiving end of my girlfriend/boyfriend’s heart donation and being around you kind of makes it feel like they’re still here I’m sorry if that’s kind of weird.’ au
'Shit I wasn’t watching where I was walking and ended up spilling my Rockstar all over your white sweater I’m so sorry here have my jacket.’ au
Caught yelling at Go, Diego, Go in the hospital waiting room and after an awkwardly long period of silence the other person joins in bc they’ve got nothing better to do with their waiting time au
'The person living in the apartment across the wall to mine is a nymphomaniac and yeah okay they’re p hot but it’s v hard to write an essay on feminism when all I can hear is sexual screaming.’ au
It’s three am, I just wanted some clam chowder, and some how I ended up on Hollywood Bl. can you please tell me where a good restaurant is I think I’m going to cry.’ au
'Fuck my ex just walked into the restaurant with their new girlfriend/boyfriend could you pretend we’re dating so they don’t think I’m hung up on them I swear I’ll pay you later.’ au
'I work at the daycare that you drop your daughter off at every week and she got me sick.’ au
'So I know we just met but it’s raining and my tent has a hole in it, could I sleep in your camper with you?’ au
'Okay okay okay I know we’re just friends and I don’t want anything to change that but I may have told my mom that we’re dating so she would stop trying to set me up with people would you be up to going to my sister’s wedding as my plus one so my mom won’t know I lied?’ au
'Hit me, we’re on college campus and you’ll have to pay for my tuition’ au
'Your headphones aren’t plugged in all the way so that hardcore porn fic you’ve been listening to for the past ten minutes has been broadcasting through the bus on full volume.’ au
The Breakfast Club au
Wimbledon [the movie] au
West Side Story au
'Constantly getting confused as the girlfriend/boyfriend of the lead singer for a heavy metal band bc I’m always going to concerts and getting backstage passes but I’ve never even met the lead singer until the day he/she got drunk and we hooked up in his/her tour bus [whoops now we’re actually dating shh]’ au
'It’s two am, we’re standing outside of our apartment building bc someone pulled the fire alarm, and you look cold and unprepared, do you want to share my blanket?’ au
Heartache On The Big Screen au
Breakfast At Tiffany's au omg pls
'The zombie apocalypse started two years ago I can’t believe I still have to work at this fucking book store.’ au
Long Way Home au
We like each other but our dogs don’t so I’m going to have to ask you to stop taking this walking route you attractive fucker’ au
'Sometimes, your soulmate and the love of your life don’t end up being the same person. And that’s something I had to learn the hard way.’ Au
Hello Boggle. I have a question for you. How do you be a friend? I try making friends but I keep on getting stuck half way. It's always ends up being, "Would they like to be friends with me or just stay acquaintances?" I'm ok either way but its just the not knowing which one is what messes me up. Its like how do you hang out with people without appearing clingy? Be nice to someone without being weird or creepy? This not knowing feeling always leaves me feeling like I did something wrong.
Well, you know, the usual advice is “just go for it,” “what have you got to lose,” “ask them to go play laser tag with you because everybody loves laser tag,” etc etc. But I don’t get the impression that’s what you really want to hear?
I think maybe it will help to ask yourself if you want to be someone’s friend because you’re interested in them as a person, or if you only want to be their friend so that you’ll feel less lonely.
I think latching on to people to mitigate your own loneliness is what comes off as clingy or creepy. Because that’s using people, you know? And nobody likes how that feels.
But if you’re really interested in this person, and that invitation to laser tag comes from a genuine place, because you want to spend more time in their company, they’ll feel that too. And that’s a great feeling! We all want to know that people like being around us!
This is just my feeling, but I think if you approach your prospective friends with respect and sincerity, you can’t really go wrong!
okay so for day 1 of bokuroo week [ friends to lovers/first date ] i //personally// would love them to get ice cream on the 1st date (bc i lOVE ice cream lol) n it would be hella cute bc they'd be nervous n all that eating their ice cream, but then they'd realize that's silly and just freaking steal each other's ice cream & be silly together & would get looks from the staff and the customers lol aLSO LASTER TAG AS A FIRST DATE WLD BE AWESOME N WILD LOL omfg
dude, i’m gonna run w this
the two of them playing laser tag is so
they both get really into it
like really into it
v dramatic rolling dodges, v dramatic fake deaths when they get hit - when they’re on the same team, v dramatic reacting to each other’s “death”
bokuto is hands down the most enthusiastic person playing
he’s great at offense, definitely spends most of his time out in the open which makes him a target, but he can move quickly and duck into cover; he runs around a lot and doesn’t mind getting close to people if it means he can score a lot of points
kuroo probably spends the first few matches staying hidden most of the time, against a wall so that no one can sneak up on him or up on the higher level so that he can keep an eye on things
he has a great view of bokuto frantically running around down below, and seeing him out in the open makes kuroo super nervous lmao
but he gets to snipe a few enemies that are a few seconds away from taking bokuto out and tbh there’s nothing more romantic
when they play against each other, kuroo moves around a lot more (bokuto is always aiming for him, he can’t sit still) and they end up knocking over a lot of stuff and exerting way too much energy and just generally causing a lot of chaos
they go for ice cream afterwards
bokuto gets his in a cone but he’s talking too much and it’s melting so kuroo just grabs bokuto’s wrist and licks the ice cream around the cone before it can melt all over bokuto’s hand
which shuts bokuto up for a minute
at least until he steals kuroo’s spoon to eat some of his ice cream too bc now it’s a competition lmao (kuroo goes up to the counter to ask for napkins like, four separate times)
by the end of the night they’ve both used up all of their energy, so they sit on kuroo’s front steps in idle conversation that fades in and out and bokuto finally leans over and kisses kuroo a little sloppily, and by the time kuroo’s heartbeat steadies, bokuto is talking again abt how awesome it was when kuroo saved him in laser tag and kuroo just smiles and agrees
Any cute stuff/dates I could set up for a future girlfriend? I'm a tiny baby lesbian that wants to be prepared™. Thank you <33
omg so these r really cute ideas:
- laser tag
- go to a dog park bc dogs
- go to an aquarium or zoo
- go shopping together and buy cute things for each other
- build forts and watch movies
- go for a swim at night
- bake something together
- museums and stuff r also rly cool
- make playlists for each other
if any of yall come up with other stuff pls reply !!!!!
ok but what if tony was trying to help bucky catch up with things and he takes steve and him to play laser tag and things get out of hand between all three of them really really quickly
OH MY GOD BUT CAN YOU IMAGINE THE AVENGERS PLAYING LASER TAG.
like it starts out as just tony and steve and bucky and then one day natasha and clint appear out of nowhere and are positively ruthless in their victory. and bucky just shakes his head at steve and tony and says, “screw you guys i’m going to team up with the sniper.”
(tony just screams TRAITOR while clint sticks his tongue out at him. what babies.)
but it turns into a massive thing, okay, because natasha and clint and bucky together are lethal, so tony reels pepper in and steve gets sam in, and natasha bribes darcy with delicious cookies and darcy drags thor in (who tony kicks out after he break two guns, so thor helps bruce officiate)
the game moves past the arena into the tower and then into the city. it continues off and on for years, but it all comes to a head just after SHIELD is properly reestablished.
the new shield headquarters are sprawling and it becomes the ideal playing ground. soon every agent is playing on one team or another, and no one objects because it’s good tactical training-
that is, until fury rides through the doors on a motorcycle with two laser guns the size of small cannons to mow down everyone in sight. (bucky, watching everything go down with director coulson in his office, is laughing so hard tears are leaking.)
"Why do you like movies like that?" Ashton questioned, shuddering slightly as he thought about the hour and a half of demon possession you'd just made him sit through. "Oh come on, it wasn't that bad," you smirked, giggling when he wrapped an arm around your waist as you walked out of the theater. "Y/N?" a familiar voice asked from behind you. "Nathan? Oh my god, hi!" you smiled, wrapping your arms around his neck to hug him. "I haven't seen you in a while, I hope everything's okay?" he asked, glancing back and noticing Ashton. "Oh, you must be Ashton. I've heard a lot of good things about you. I'll let you two go now, but it was really nice to see you again, Y/N. Nice meeting you, Ashton!" Nathan rushed out. You knew he probably had plans. "Is that your gay friend or something?" Ashton wondered, wrapping his arm around your waist again. "Ex-boyfriend," you answered. You felt his arm stiffen against your back. "Ex-boyfriend?" he repeated somewhat curtly. "Oh, don't be like that. We ended on good terms and he's engaged now anyways. You have nothing to worry about," you said, stopping and standing on your toes to press a kiss to his lips.
For your birthday, Calum made sure that he was able to come visit you. You two had spent the entire morning together and from how good things were going, it would probably be an all-day thing. As you stood in line at Starbucks, the door opened and you turned to see who came in. You snapped your head back around when you saw your ex-boyfriend. The two of you weren't the best of friends, but you didn't hate him either. The two of you ended on extremely awkward terms and weren't sure how to approach the other after you had broken up. Calum turned to see what had made you uncomfortable and snorted under his breath when he turned back around. He knew every awkward detail about yours and his relationship and always had a good time making fun of you for it. You felt his hand slide down your back and rest on your ass, making you jump slightly. You glanced up at him with furrowed eyebrows. He smiled and shrugged, leaning down to whisper in your ear. "I'm showing him that you're mine now and he's an idiot for letting you go," he said, giving you a squeeze. "Calum," you yelped in surprise, earning a chuckle from him as he kissed the side of your head.
The boys had been on tour for almost six months and since you weren't able to visit him while he was touring due to school, he wanted to make up for lost time. After visiting with his parents, he flew out to see you. All day the two of you had been together. You went to a movie, played laser tag, went bowling... and now you were at an Outback Steakhouse. "Do you feel like you're at home?" you teased when you entered the stereotypical Australian restaurant. "Do you think you're funny?" Luke teased back, poking your side as you were led to a table. When you were seated and your waiter had shown up, you wanted to throw the water the hostess gave you at him. "Y/N is that you? Hard to tell since most of the time you were underneath me." Luke knew who he was. He knew who he was and he looked just as pissed off as you were embarrassed. When you didn't reply, he went into his job-mode. "Are you ready to order?" he asked with a smirk. "No, we're going to go somewhere else. Thank you and goodbye," Luke said before you could get a word out, standing and holding his hand out for you to take before walking out of the restaurant.
When Michael came to visit you, he knew that you had promised your friend that you'd go see his band play at a local show. So Michael being the amazing boyfriend he is (as he liked to say) tagged along with you to watch your friend's band. When you got there, you paid the entry fee and stood in the back of the venue, watching the first band set up. A familiar face walked by and you glanced up, quickly looking away when you realized who it was. "Who is that?" Michael asked the question like he knew the answer already. "Don't worry about it," you replied when the feedback screeched. "Hey Y/N," his voice sounded from beside you. You looked up and saw that he was smirking. You smiled and inched closer to Michael, "Hi." Michael wrapped an arm around your shoulders, "Did you need to say anything else or are you just standing here to be a jackass?" Michael asked with a slight glare. Your ex stepped back a little with his arms up defensively, "I'm not looking for any trouble--" "Then leave," Michael cut him off. Your ex stood in his place for a few seconds before going back to his group of friends. "Thank you," you smiled, hugging Michael from the side.
I have such a huge pale crush on you, if we didn't live so far away we'd play SSSOOOO many games and go laser tagging and chilling and making food and being dorks and having fun. Actually I lied I'm hella crushin on you straight up red. Hahaha oh man, I'm so sorry, I'm a huge loser but hell, it was worth a shot right?