i'm funny so laugh

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*hysterical laughing in the distance*

Houses as things I've Said

Gryffindor: *listens to news report on how our phones give off the same chemicals as marijuana in the brain* Ha! Yo Chris, pass the phone.

Hufflepuff: If I’m not up by 11:40 make sure the fishes have a balanced breakfast.

Ravenclaw: Got water?
Yeah I’m 65% water.
Okay, but how do I drink you?

Slytherin: *Me buying 3 packs of 72 ego waffles* Shut up Alan! I have needs that you’ll never understand! You could never understand.

Summoning him
  • England, talking to America: Remember, America, you can't say the word if you don't want to summon...him
  • America: what word?
  • England: *looks left*
  • England: *looks right*
  • England: *looks up*
  • England, leaning closer to America, whispers: memes
  • Russia: *falls from ground* did I hear memes

REWATCHING THE PALEY PANEL AND OMG I JUST NOTICED THAT WHEN I TOLD CANDICE I WAS COSPLAYED AS IRIS SHE SAID “I SEE THAT. YOU’RE GONNA GIVE ME A RUN FOR MY MONEY.” BISHHHH. CANDICE KRISTINA PATTON THINKS I WOULD GIVE HER A RUN FOR HER MONEY – SHE WAS JOKING BUT I’ll TAKE IT. AND WHILE CANDICE SAID THAT, GRANT WAS LIKE “I NOTICED THAT TOO. I WAS LIKE ‘YOU LOOK LIKE IRIS.’” BISH (this HIGHKEY means he remembered Iris’ outfit bless).