i'm funny god damn it

Aqours Group Chat: Yuri Doujins
  • Yoshiko: Guys! Lily has a huge stash of Yuri doujins in her closet!!
  • Mari: yeah? we know
  • Dia: I didn't! I didn't think Riko was so shameless!
  • Chika: yeah i've seen them
  • Chika: she has some fan made muse ones
  • Dia: Muse yuri doujins!?
  • Mari: oooo are you interested? come on all of us read some yuri im sure
  • Dia: I do not!
  • Yoshiko: No way!
  • You: They help when the real thing comes.
  • Chika: you'd know bb
  • You: ;)
  • Yoshiko: is that how Lily knew what to do…
  • Mari: ooooo riko knows what she's doing!
  • Ruby: What are we talking about?
  • Dia: NO RUBY LEAVE DON'T LOOK AT THIS SHAMELESS CHAT
  • Riko: Why is this happening. I left my phone for 10 minutes.
  • Riko: Yocchan you looked in my closet last night???
  • Ruby: I wanna know tho
  • Chika: We're talking about sex
  • You: We're talking about sex
  • Ruby: Oh that's what I thought
  • Yoshiko: I only peeked Lily
  • Dia: Noooooo my pure little sister is being corrupted.
  • Hanamaru: ruby when are you comming
  • Ruby: PM me Hana-chan
  • Riko: AND YOU TOLD EVERYONE IN CHAT ABOUT IT
  • Dia: Ruby DO NOT apply anything you learn from this sin chat with Hanamaru
  • Hanamaru: wats PM
  • Ruby: Just reply to the message I sent you in our chat sweetie.
  • Ruby: I think they're right sis. It's better if I know what I'm doing rather than going in blind.
  • Dia: I am NOT READING THIS
  • Yoshiko: I didn't know what to do with what I found Lily :c
  • Riko: my life is over
  • Kanan: wow chat’s been active
  • Yoshiko: it seems to be normal Lily! It even helps You says! Please don't leave me!
  • Kanan: lovers quarrel?
  • Mari: Nah Yoshi just found Riko’s dirty doujins.
  • Kanan: ahh well if we’re talking about our gfs kinks
  • Kanan: Mari has a whip
  • Mari: It’s Joke!
  • Mari: hahaha very funny babe
  • You: I'm not surprised
  • Chika: Neither am I
  • Mari: god damn it
  • You: Speaking of all this, am I good to come over tonight Chika?
  • Chika: ye bb
  • You: Sweet.
  • Dia: ...you’re all full of sin…
  • Riko: Yocchan just showed up at my house with flowers to apologize <3
  • Riko: My gf is so sweet. I wasn’t even that mad.
  • Chika: Get it Yoshiko!
  • Kanan: Don’t stay up too late girls
  • You: I guess I’ll see you in the morning Yoshiko
  • Yoshiko: ;)

Last year I went to a convention cosplayed as Peggy Carter (military gear) and at some point I started to randomly ask people “HAVE YOU SEEN STEVE? HE WENT TO GET ICE CUBES AND NEVER CAME BACK” while clutching a file with Steve Rogers pre-serum mitary data and a picture of him held with a clip in a corner.

PSATS
  • PSATS: lol write in cursive
  • PSATS: the lenses were like soup bowls
  • PSATS: shut up harry potter fandom gdi
  • PSATS: the grand canyon has a fixed value of P
  • PSATS: The value P is reduced to 1/1000000000 when a man from Boston visits the grand canyon.
  • PSATS: positive reinforcement is dehumanizing
  • PSATS: we must train our children like dolphins
  • PSATS: improve the thing
  • PSATS: criMSON LEAVES FALLING
  • PSATS: *quietly sobs* why won't you ask me about my calligraphy
  • PSATS: interviewer didn't ask about my calligraphy
  • PSATS: have you seen the grand canyon
  • PSATS: have you really seen it
  • PSATS: you haven't really seen it
  • PSATS: you haven't seen it unTIL YOU'VE FUCKED IT
  • PSATS: FUCK THE GRAND CANYON
  • PSATS: MAKE LOVE TO THOSE ROCKS

NOOOONNONONONONONONONOO. NO. I KNEW THIS WAS GOING TO HAPPEN. THIS IS NOT OKAY. I LITERALLY DON’T KNOW WHAT TO DO. *faints from too much internal turmoil and hyperventilating*