i'm funny god damn it

Aqours Group Chat: Yuri Doujins
  • <p> <b>Yoshiko:</b> Guys! Lily has a huge stash of Yuri doujins in her closet!!<p/><b>Mari:</b> yeah? we know<p/><b>Dia:</b> I didn't! I didn't think Riko was so shameless!<p/><b>Chika:</b> yeah i've seen them<p/><b>Chika:</b> she has some fan made muse ones<p/><b>Dia:</b> Muse yuri doujins!?<p/><b>Mari:</b> oooo are you interested? come on all of us read some yuri im sure<p/><b>Dia:</b> I do not!<p/><b>Yoshiko:</b> No way!<p/><b>You:</b> They help when the real thing comes.<p/><b>Chika:</b> you'd know bb<p/><b>You:</b> ;)<p/><b>Yoshiko:</b> is that how Lily knew what to do…<p/><b>Mari:</b> ooooo riko knows what she's doing!<p/><b>Ruby:</b> What are we talking about?<p/><b>Dia:</b> NO RUBY LEAVE DON'T LOOK AT THIS SHAMELESS CHAT<p/><b>Riko:</b> Why is this happening. I left my phone for 10 minutes.<p/><b>Riko:</b> Yocchan you looked in my closet last night???<p/><b>Ruby:</b> I wanna know tho<p/><b>Chika:</b> We're talking about sex<p/><b>You:</b> We're talking about sex<p/><b>Ruby:</b> Oh that's what I thought<p/><b>Yoshiko:</b> I only peeked Lily<p/><b>Dia:</b> Noooooo my pure little sister is being corrupted.<p/><b>Hanamaru:</b> ruby when are you comming<p/><b>Ruby:</b> PM me Hana-chan<p/><b>Riko:</b> AND YOU TOLD EVERYONE IN CHAT ABOUT IT<p/><b>Dia:</b> Ruby DO NOT apply anything you learn from this sin chat with Hanamaru<p/><b>Hanamaru:</b> wats PM<p/><b>Ruby:</b> Just reply to the message I sent you in our chat sweetie.<p/><b>Ruby:</b> I think they're right sis. It's better if I know what I'm doing rather than going in blind.<p/><b>Dia:</b> I am NOT READING THIS<p/><b>Yoshiko:</b> I didn't know what to do with what I found Lily :c<p/><b>Riko:</b> my life is over<p/><b>Kanan:</b> wow chat’s been active<p/><b>Yoshiko:</b> it seems to be normal Lily! It even helps You says! Please don't leave me!<p/><b>Kanan:</b> lovers quarrel?<p/><b>Mari:</b> Nah Yoshi just found Riko’s dirty doujins.<p/><b>Kanan:</b> ahh well if we’re talking about our gfs kinks<p/><b>Kanan:</b> Mari has a whip<p/><b>Mari:</b> It’s Joke!<p/><b>Mari:</b> hahaha very funny babe<p/><b>You:</b> I'm not surprised<p/><b>Chika:</b> Neither am I<p/><b>Mari:</b> god damn it<p/><b>You:</b> Speaking of all this, am I good to come over tonight Chika?<p/><b>Chika:</b> ye bb<p/><b>You:</b> Sweet.<p/><b>Dia:</b> ...you’re all full of sin…<p/><b>Riko:</b> Yocchan just showed up at my house with flowers to apologize <3<p/><p/><b>Riko:</b> My gf is so sweet. I wasn’t even that mad.<p/><b>Chika:</b> Get it Yoshiko!<p/><b>Kanan:</b> Don’t stay up too late girls<p/><b>You:</b> I guess I’ll see you in the morning Yoshiko<p/><b>Yoshiko:</b> ;)<p/></p>

Last year I went to a convention cosplayed as Peggy Carter (military gear) and at some point I started to randomly ask people “HAVE YOU SEEN STEVE? HE WENT TO GET ICE CUBES AND NEVER CAME BACK” while clutching a file with Steve Rogers pre-serum mitary data and a picture of him held with a clip in a corner.

I’ve never thought I would like smol magnus and tol alec as much as i do now because imagine:

  • magnus trying to kiss alec and leaning up so he can just do so but alec (having gained more confidence in himself and in their relationship) feels real cheeky and every time magnus is this close to kissing him he pulls back a little bit until magnus is practically trying to reach him on his tip toes
  • magnus having had enough of that and circling his arms around alec’s neck and bringing the smug bastard down for a damn kiss and alec smiling his lit-up-the-world smile just before they kiss and magnus can’t stay mad when he’s shown that smile
  • or magnus being tired/having had enough of rude clients and he’s just feeling down and alec see this and he circles his arms around magnus and brings him to his chest to snuggle and try to make his boyfriend feel more comfortable and magnus burrows his face in alec’s chest and relaxes and just feels so much better
  • also magnus nuzzling his face on alec’s neck and peppering him with kisses at the first chance he has him close enough (and especially since he’s basically eye level with it)
  • the first few times magnus does this, alec blushes so hard he’s practically an octopus which prompts him to become wary whenever the warlock is close to him 
  • but after countless of times of magnus sneaking kisses on his neck, alec practically become boneless in his embrace and he just relaxes so much that it just motivates magnus to do it again and again and again

and just smol magnus and tol alec is so much love

PSATS
  • PSATS: lol write in cursive
  • PSATS: the lenses were like soup bowls
  • PSATS: shut up harry potter fandom gdi
  • PSATS: the grand canyon has a fixed value of P
  • PSATS: The value P is reduced to 1/1000000000 when a man from Boston visits the grand canyon.
  • PSATS: positive reinforcement is dehumanizing
  • PSATS: we must train our children like dolphins
  • PSATS: improve the thing
  • PSATS: criMSON LEAVES FALLING
  • PSATS: *quietly sobs* why won't you ask me about my calligraphy
  • PSATS: interviewer didn't ask about my calligraphy
  • PSATS: have you seen the grand canyon
  • PSATS: have you really seen it
  • PSATS: you haven't really seen it
  • PSATS: you haven't seen it unTIL YOU'VE FUCKED IT
  • PSATS: FUCK THE GRAND CANYON
  • PSATS: MAKE LOVE TO THOSE ROCKS

NOOOONNONONONONONONONOO. NO. I KNEW THIS WAS GOING TO HAPPEN. THIS IS NOT OKAY. I LITERALLY DON’T KNOW WHAT TO DO. *faints from too much internal turmoil and hyperventilating*