i'm french! why do you think i have this outrageous accent

  • England: Go and tell your master that we have been charged by God with a sacred quest. If he will give us food and shelter for the night, he can join us in our quest for the Holy Grail.
  • France: Well, I'll ask him, but I don't think he'll be very keen. Uh, he's already got one, you see.
  • England: Are you sure he's got one?
  • France: Oh yes, it's very nice!
  • England: Can we come up and have a look?
  • France: Of course not! You are English types!
  • England: What are you then?
  • France: I'm French! Why do you think I have this outrageous accent?
  • England: What are you doing in England?
  • France: Mind your own business!