Fun French Fact: We don’t really kiss each others on both cheeks when saying hello, we actually give awkward cheek high fives and make kissing noises at the same time. Also, if someone really do kiss your cheeks, either it’s an habit of theirs or they have a crush on you, good luck figuring that one out.
Are there any birds that eat humans? Where can they be found, and by hat are some things I should know?
Well, not to rain on your parade, but the the first and most important thing you need to know on this subject is that there are no birds that primarily predate on humans.
We’re very big, very heavy, are very relatively good at defending ourselves, and have a tendency to hang out in groups. Not only that, but we have the audacity to cover most of our vulnerable points with stuff, and we’ve built these extremely non-bird-friendly zones in which we like to live. How unconscionably rude of us, amirite?
Well I guess we have to do icebreakers. I’m Phone Guy, and I fear animatronic bears. Why do I fear animatronic bears? Because animatronic bears can run at 5 miles per hour and Freddy Fazbear’s Pizza is 5 miles away. That means an animatronic bear can be outside this door in an hour. Why would an animatronic bear be here? Because they can sense fear and I fear them.