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If you listen closely you can hear the sound of the Seijou third years laughing at Oikawa

(shoutout to @letsbetrashcans who noticed the wristband in my last kyoken post - I might headcanon the dog as as far out of the closet as they get, yes)


“To you, this place should have some sentimental value. After all, it is your home sweet home.”


Headcanon that Holtzmann have a lot of fun toying with dress codes to mess with snobbish people at formal events. 


Fun French Fact: We don’t really kiss each others on both cheeks when saying hello, we actually give awkward cheek high fives and make kissing noises at the same time. Also, if someone really do kiss your cheeks, either it’s an habit of theirs or they have a crush on you, good luck figuring that one out.

anonymous asked:

Are there any birds that eat humans? Where can they be found, and by hat are some things I should know?

Well, not to rain on your parade, but the the first and most important thing you need to know on this subject is that there are no birds that primarily predate on humans. 

We’re very big, very heavy, are very relatively good at defending ourselves, and have a tendency to hang out in groups. Not only that, but we have the audacity to cover most of our vulnerable points with stuff, and we’ve built these extremely non-bird-friendly zones in which we like to live. How unconscionably rude of us, amirite? 

Golden eagles have been recorded taking down sika deer and other medium-sized ungulates, and African crowned eagles have been known to attack children, so there is no question that large birds of prey could kill a human. Carrion birds and scavengers would undoubtedly eat bits off of an already-dead human (sky burials are a good example), but, again, we are not the chosen prey of any extant bird species.

As for extinct birds, even early modern humans were likely preyed upon by strictly non-avian predators. There are Maori oral traditions of the Haast’s Eagle - the females of which could reach up to 15kg (compared to the largest wild birds of prey now at ~9kg) - that state that they “seized and carried off men, women, and children”. However, while they were large enough to hunt their chosen prey, the (also extinct) moa, carrying off adult humans was likely outside of their capabilities

So, tl;dr: humans are really annoying to eat. 0/10, would not recommend.

Well I guess we have to do icebreakers. I’m Phone Guy, and I fear animatronic bears. Why do I fear animatronic bears? Because animatronic bears can run at 5 miles per hour and Freddy Fazbear’s Pizza is 5 miles away. That means an animatronic bear can be outside this door in an hour. Why would an animatronic bear be here? Because they can sense fear and I fear them.
—  Phone Guy

tasting the best of Dutch quisine

  • armin: man, why aren't i in any promo arts?
  • armin: like i can get that i'm not cool and stuff, but really? replacing me with levi?
  • armin: what's so cool about an old fart with a cleaning fetish?
  • levi's disembodied voice: I DO NOT HAVE A CLEANING FETISH
  • armin: *yelling back at the disembodied voice* TRY TELLING THAT TO THE FUJOSHIS AND FANDOM