We can request full alphabets... 🤔 *Slips you a hundred dollars in monopoly money* How about a Kurt Wagner alphabet? And we can keep this between us... 😅 Sorry, I'm a dork! But would the that be okay? If not that is fine, I know it is a lot! Hugz!
A = Aftercare (What they’re like after sex)
You’re just a great big cuddle pile. Either him or you will go grab all the blankets and pillows that got tossed off the bed during sexy times and bring them in to create some sort of giant cocoon. Sometimes he likes to spoon you all protectively, and other times he’ll nestle himself under your arm, resting his head on your boobs as you cuddle and stroke him.
B = Body part (Their favourite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)
He’s grown to love his tail, its now his favourite part of him. He loves that its unique to just him and also how sensitive it is when he’s turned on.
His favourite part of you is your hands. He’s still insecure about his own, but the feel of yours on his skin just makes him tingle with the softness you your touch and the smallness of your hands compared to his.
C = Cum (Anything to do with cum basically… I’m a disgusting person)
I think we can all agree with Kurt’s lack of experience he’ll cum pretty quickly when you two start having sex. And he’ll cum quite a bit, he can’t control himself and he’ll cum copious amounts in you before pulling out quickly only to continue painting your belly with his seed. Even when he manages to control himself after a while, he still doubles over in ecstasy when he cums.
D = Dirty Secret (Pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)
Its not really a filthy secret but for Kurt it definitely is. Before you two got together he would often fantasize about you. That was when he first started touching himself, imagining how soft and warm your skin would feel. He didn’t talk to you for the five months you spent in the mansion together, instead believing he would make a fool of himself and you would find him disgusting he kept his distance, he began to fantasize about what you sounded like up close and how you would laugh. His filthiest dream came one night after he had seen you in your deep blue bikini you had picked especially to tempt him; that night he had a very vivid dream he was on his knees eating you out, it was so realistic he could swear it was actually happening. He cam in his pants and woke up in a sweat, worrying peter, his roommate, may have heard him mutter something in his sleep.
E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)
My precious little blueberry is so inexperienced! He had absolutely no idea what he was doing when you first got together but that doesn’t mean he didn’t please you. You guide him through the entire experience, how to touch you and what to do; and in turn help him figure out what he likes.
F = Favourite Position (This goes without saying. Will probably include a visual)
G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc)
He’s quite serious when you first start having sex as he’s not that experienced and just wants to get it right and make you feel good, but as time goes on he gets more giggly and fun during sex as he starts to loosen up.
H = Hair (How well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.)
It’s kind of a mix, most of its black but there are tiny flecks of blue you can hardly see. It’s not a complete jungle, Kurt’s very particular about his appearance so its trimmed down quite neatly. He has also been know to trim it for the seasons (Peter insisted its an american tradition), his christmas tree pubes were your favourite.
I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect…)
Sex with Kurt is always so sensual and romantic. Even when you’re mad for one another the eye contact he keeps lets you know he’s always thinking of you and how you’re feeling.
J = Jack Off (Masturbation headcannon)
Even with what is it, three fingers? he can jack off just fine. He’s a little hesitant at first as he’s always seen it as a sin, but after a while he begins to play with himself, stroking lightly over himself, tightening his fist at certain points and rubbing at his tip. When you show him how to fondle his balls he absolutely loses it.
K = Kink (One or more of their kinks)
He isn’t a man of many kinks; he likes to use his tail when possible, the sensitive tip always a favourite pleasure spot for him and a nice surprising touch for you. He does have a praise kink though, he loves when you tell him how well he’s doing and how good it feels.
L = Location (Favourite places to do the do)
He prefers to fuck you in your bedroom, always transporting you two back there if things get a bit too heated anywhere else. But he does actually love it when you have baths together, making them dirtier than they should be by you riding him. You’ve also made him cum in his pants in the library, starting by palming him off under the table and eventually reaching into his trousers but still finishing him off from outside his underwear.
M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)
He loves when you wear midnight blue, he feels like its his mark and everyone knows you’re with him. What turns him on the most though is definitely if you gently stroke his arm up and down before leaning in closely and whispering filthy things in his ear. As much as he doesn’t really go for the risk factor he loves that you’re so daring, the things you say to him make him go slightly purple and the feel of your breath on the shell of his ear makes him twitch slightly in his pants.
N = NO (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)
He wouldn’t be into hurting you, in any way. It’d take you months if not years for you to convince him it was ok to spank you let along anything else. he also doesn’t like to choke you, he cant stand to look at his hand gripping your throat like that or the thought that he might hurt you.
O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc)
He’s a little shy when he first goes down on you, being super aware of his teeth and the fact he has absolutely no idea what he’s doing, but after a while he really warms up to it. He loves the taste of you but will only eat you out until you cum once because he just can’t wait for you (unless you ask for more.)
Receiving oral and he’s in another world, if the cute little blueberry could go red he would. Its a completely new sensation for him and even if you did it a thousand times his reaction would always be the same. He can cum in a matter of minute when you have your mouth around him if he doesn’t push you off first to finish in you.
P = Pace (Are they fats and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.)
He’s got quite a slow pace to start off with, he’s nervous which makes his hips buck into you at random. But once he gets into it he won’t realize how fast he’s going until you’re screaming in bliss at the way he’s hitting into you.
Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.)
You don’t have quickies that often, mostly when either one of you are feeling particularly rampant and just have to have one another, but even then you always manage to get back to your room courtesy of Kurt’s bamfing. In general though you both prefer proper sex as it allows you to enjoy each other fully, and you can never be bothered to move once you’re one anyway.
R = Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.)
He hates taking risks. He doesn’t like the fact that someone might catch you or even hear you, he doesn’t want to share you with anyone in any way, even if its just on the off chance.
S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last…)
When you first started just a simple touch could set him off, his imagination would run wild with what you looked like with no clothes on so when you touched him it would be like a sensory overload.
He’s got really impressive stamina once he gets over the initial faze of everything being new to him. He surprised you one afternoon, taking you to your room and locking the door, you guys went for so many rounds, you didn’t emerge until the next morning, unless you count Kurt bamfing to the kitchen to bring back snacks in just his white boxers.
T = Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)
He doesn’t own any and to be honest he was a little red in the face and kind of scared when you showed him yours. But he’s not one to shy away from something new, and if it brings you pleasure he’ll definitely give it a go. Your wand is his favourite; he loves that he can still fuck you and hold it to your clit, he can even feel some of the vibrations himself at the base of his cock.
U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)
He teases by accident. Sometimes he’s a little unsure of his actions making them drawn out and agonizing if he’s hitting exactly the right spot but keeps on stopping because he thinks he’s hurting you.
V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make)
Kurt’s moans are more light shrieks of surprise and new found ecstasy. He gasps a lot as most things are still quite new to him, the whines that come from the back of his throat when he cums are the absolute best though.
W = Wild Card (Get a random headcanon for the character of your choice)
He’s a surprise hair tugger. He doesn’t seem like it but when he’s in the zone he’ll reach out and grab a hold of whatever he can, usually your hair. He runs his hand through your hair before taking his grip and tugging, making your pussy clench around him and in turn he stutters into you.
X = X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants, picture or words)
He’s got a surprisingly big dick. Like he never really thought of it as being big before until the guys thought t would be fun to see who is the biggest, they were all shocked when Kurt pulled out that monster. I’d say he’s about average thickness if not a little slim but not so much, his cock still looks like it could do some serious damage.
Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)
It isn’t an extreme of either, but with this all being new to him, he has found that it creeps up on him at some very in opportune moments, forcing you to drag him off into a spare room or away from the others at least to take care of him.
Z = ZZZ (… how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)
The little bean falls asleep so fast. He’ll try and stay up just looking at how beautiful you are in the afterglow of your lovemaking but he falls asleep almost as soon as you start stroking your fingers through his hair.