What is every single detail they said about Lance?
- he’s very serious about his video games
- he, apparently, is notorious in the castle for milking kaltenecker and providing milkshakes to everyone
- he’s such a motherfucking snark?
- lance: “first off, kaltenecker is a girl”
- coran, sincerely, to kaltenecker: “apologies, madame”
- lance, with fake sincerity, to coran: “right! and she’s a cow, so she can’t understand you :)”
- the hurdle he had to go through to get red to accept him was an emotional one, while keith’s was a physical one (peeps @ the subtle “keith and lance being each other’s foils” reference)
- another one: montgomery literally fucking said “he’s keith’s stability”
- at the same time, my ass was literally on fucking fire
- he took up farming as a part time job once
- when asked about his development as a paladin, dos santos said that he’s “trying to rise and become the hero we all know he can be”
- to conclude i love him so fucking much you don’t understand-