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howdy partner

ignore my title oh dear. i thought it sounded witty but i can’t think of anything less embarrassing. at least i’m getting my brand correct off the bat thank you for all the lovely suggestions for the follower milestone celebration, i’m taking them all into consideration…i’ll think about them while i sleep because it’s…4 am would you look at that

tumblr keeps eating my posts so this is the third time i’ve written this. they’ve all been slightly different each time…let’s hope they’re getting better. hi! i’m jess. i post mainly dragon age on this blog and partake in a minor obsession with my ocs and their lis, particularly adele trevelyan and cullen rutherford this gets cringeworthier by the minute please don’t run away lmao

i have a fanfic tag which i only just started using again (psst it’s all tagged ‘fic’ on my blog) and an oc tag (double pssst all that is tagged ‘oc’ on my blog) which is mainly adele did you mean only you meant only jess at the minute, but i’ll be revealing more about ravi, ness and some other characters as time goes on and if there’s enough interest

my ask is always open and it always has anonymous enabled. if you want to talk da or just about anything, i’d be delighted to oblige! anyway, hope you’re having a good day/night! also well done for reading all of that, champ

i’m not sure how to articulate this at all, but the juxtaposition of harry having all these iconic firsts at the beginning of his solo career–being interviewed by paul mccartney for his first solo magazine, cameron crowe for a rolling stone cover for his first album, his first live performance on snl, his first film directed by christopher nolan–because he’s already Somebody and him choosing to take them on, to take these huge risks and put himself out there? choosing to stand up, nervous and shaking, for the first time as a solo artist on live television on a show that famously makes or breaks people’s cares is just amazing to me? 

like i keep thinking of gemma’s quote in another man:

Everything he does seemed to be effortless, even now; watching him leap around a stage in front of thousands of people, he seems untroubled and free from self-doubt. It’s easy to be jealous - he’s one of those people who are just good at things, we all know one - but to assume this means he takes it all for granted, or doesn’t worry, or try, would be oversimplifying him unfairly. His bundles of talent are a mixture of natural ability and intense heart.

it would be so easy for him to coast by, but that’s just not who he is. it’s not effortless, even if it seems that way. he’s so brave and careful and he works really fucking hard. he wants to be honest and make something real, something that he thinks is good and not just for the money. he doesn’t take the chances he’s been given for granted, and he doesn’t take one direction or the fans who helped get him here for granted, no matter how he gets treated in return. he’s just such a lovely person, and i’m so proud of him for being exactly who he is.


OK so I know I’m like the only person on Tumblr still playing Neko Atsume, but today’s update freaks me out a little bit.  There’s one new rare cat, and he’s called Whiteshadow.  His “type” is not the usual like, grey, or calico, or whatever… no, it’s NINJA COSTUME!!!

Also, I saw him as soon as I opened the app a few minutes ago, standing on a fence in the yard, not anywhere I’ve ever seen one of the cats before, just standing there staring, not on any of the spots where the toys and stuff go. 

I thought it was odd and a little spooky; I took a couple pictures of him, looked at them on his page, and went back to the yard.  He was gone just like that, in like three seconds, and instead of fish he left three cans of cat food???  Which since I don’t use that kind of cat food and already had 99 cans of it meant I got nothing, really??

Then I looked closer at his profile page…  Under “goodies”, he doesn’t use any “goodies” like the other cats… no, he just goes on “scouting missions”.  Who is he scouting for?  Is someone about to take over the yard??  Am I becoming paranoid over a simple silly game about cute cats???  (…yes)

This game is just trying to see how far it can go at this point and still keep crazy addicted users like me… 

I need to tell myself at this point: you idiot there are starving children in the world… stop wasting your time playing and worrying about this ridiculous game… but then I think… I can’t neglect the cats!!!  oh my g this is pathetic I need a life and a real hobby…

jungkook: “ayo? ladies and… gentlemen?”

jimin: “no. no, no, no.” 

jungkook: “jeon jungkook has arrived!”


“and he brought company! everyone, meet my boyfriend!”

jungkook: “name: park jimin! age: 22! sex: i mean, pretty amazing…”

jimin: “oh my god-”

jungkook: “yeah so, sorry we’re a little late. the ride here was… well… you know what they say, you can’t park jimin without riding him.”

jimin: “JUNGKOOK!”

“um. y-yeah. it’s n-nice to finally meet you all. m-my name is park jimin and i am… so sorry.”

gif credit: jjks jeonsshi jayfatuasian bwibelle parkjmin

more of this youtuber au

johnny said jaehyun is rly bad at taking in compliments and flush in embarrassment so he always teases jaehyun by praising him a lot. he said its cute to see jaehyun like that and jaehyun’s ears always turns red when he’s shy

hey pals, my name is brian sella and all i can really say about myself is that i strongly believe i was an avocado in my past life. it’s also very urgent that you all know dogs are important to my soul, so if your pup comes up missing it definitely wasn’t me. in all honesty, i’m way too much of an awkward fool to take these introduction things seriously, so if you just so happen to have an interest in getting to know me and possibly making a new friend, you can do so on the google hangouts at rhdeisland where i’ll probably be even more awkward.