i'm ellen!

son0fdeath  asked:

What if nico legit asked "What's Obama's last name?" Wouldn't that just be dandy

((too bad obama doesn’t exist anymore))

Nico: Hey, you know the president?

Will: Trump?

Nico: No, the one before him. The one who isn’t a douche. Obama?

Will: Yes, what about him?

Nico: What’s Obama’s last name?

Will: Obama.

Nico: Yes, him. What’s his last name?


everyone do me a favor and go to this link https://m.fanfiction.net/s/12443734/1/New-Neighbor and leave a review calling out the “author” for plagiarism. they completely copied and pasted @philscurls fic “the weird neighbor” from ao3 and claimed it as their own. this shit does not fly with me and this person deserves to know that what they did is awful and they CANNOT get away with it.

please rb to spread the word

thank you!


“Jamie,“ I said. "Do you really think we’ll ever—”

“I do,” he said, with certainty, not letting me finish. He leaned over and kissed my forehead. “I know it, Sassenach, and so do you. You were meant to be a mother, and I surely dinna intend to let anyone else father your children.”

“Well, that’s good,” I said. “Neither do I.”