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Quiet

Summary: Sebastian Stan x Reader where the reader gives him a blowjob as he’s on the phone and has to stay quiet through the call (as requested by anonymous)
Warnings: smut (oral sex, fingering) | Rating: NSFW, mature
Word count: 1664


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I promise I’ll stop talking but I was thinking about this : Joyce and Jonathan are going to have the biggest argument of all time when Jonathan gets accepted to NYU and he then says he doesn’t want to go because it costs to much money and he couldn’t leave her and will behind. I can see her packing up his bags and loading them in the car and saying you’re going Jonathan you’ve wanted to go since you were six years old, will and I can take care of ourselves. Joyce knows it will be hard without Jonathan she knows that but she also knows her baby boy (who isn’t much of a baby anymore but grew up into more of a man than Lonnie could ever dream of being) deserves the best. So yes she will struggle because Jonathan deserves everything this life has to offer

anonymous asked:

Twice.... is not.... a national girl group yet. They haven't done anything to deserve that title???? Ya'll need to stop throwing that around like anyone can have it jfc

1. Using ‘national girl group’ in a meme text post means it’s kinda meant to be taken as not too-too seriously

2. ‘National girl group’ and ‘the Nation’s Girl Group’ are two separate concepts; just look at the actual Korean/Hangul and you can tell. Many groups are national girl groups because they are fairly well-known and hence, represent the nation. But only one can be the Nation’s Girl Group. (Twice have been called both though, just fyi~)

3. Whether we personally agree with it or not, Twice is already considered by MANY to be the Nation’s Girl Group both inside and outside Korea. (To deny this would be like saying that Koreans don’t know more about their own pop culture than foreigners do.) Twice has become a household name with many iconic songs and dances, have a huge fan base, shattered countless records, are already recognized overseas, are the first girl group after SNSD to beat out countless boy bands in many different categories, have HUGE potential, etc. etc. etc.

The list goes on and on and on but I’ll let you see for yourself….

I rest my case.

Tea? Tea.


P.S. I won’t list out every single record they’ve shattered and all of the many awards they’ve won, but this should give you a good idea:

Twice’s 1st year of debut achievements and major awards 

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Bayern at heart

When congratulated by a reporter about scoring his first goal at Old Trafford, Basti smiled and replied: “No, this is my second goal at Old Trafford. My first was for Bayern Munich.”

You guys basically know too much about me already, but since I was tagged by the lovely @apoll-oh-no I thought I’d give it a try! 

I tag @scriptorsapiens @magpiebee @mormoc and anyone else who’d like to do it! Go for it!

  • luca: what happens to nitrogen when the sun rises
  • noé: it becomes daytrogen
  • jeanne: i'm going to bed.
  • vanitas: good nitrogen
  • dante: sleep tightrogen
  • dominique: don't let the bed bugs bitrogen