i'm done living in this world

the signs as Rick and Morty quotes
  • Aries: I've got about a thousand memories of your dumb little ass and about six of them are pleasant, the rest is annoying garbage!
  • Taurus: Get your shit together. Get it all together and put it in a backpack, all your shit, so it's together. And if you gotta take it somewhere, take it somewhere, you know? Take it to the Shit Store and sell it, or put it in a Shit Museum, I don't care what you do, you just gotta get it together. Get your shit together.
  • Gemini: Listen, I'm not the nicest guy in the universe because I'm the smartest, and being nice is something stupid people do to hedge their bets.
  • Cancer: Aw, man. I really liked this life. Well, at least I didn't really crap my pants.
  • Leo: Whatever you're asking, the answer is I'm amazing.
  • Virgo: What, so everyone's supposed to sleep every single night now? You realize that nighttime makes up half of all time?
  • Libra: Yeah sure, I mean, if you spend all day shuffling words around, you can make anything sound bad.
  • Scorpio: I thought the whole point of having a dog was to feel superior. If I were you I wouldn't pull that thread.
  • Sagittarius: You gotta flip 'em off, I told them it means "peace among worlds", how hilarious is that!
  • Capricorn: Don't waste your brain on those weirdos... They just put you at the center of their lives because you're powerful, and then because they put you there, they want you to be less powerful.
  • Aquarius: Okay, well...sometimes science is more art than science. Lot of people don't get that.
  • Pisces: Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere, everybody's gonna die. Come watch TV?

Do you ever think of how many little pockets of queer community there /must/ have been throughout history, even if we don’t know about it? Either because it was too dangerous to leave any written records, or they got lost, or it was just a bunch of queer people who found each other accidentally bc queer people seem to naturally gravitate towards each other. But we’re so good at carving out little pockets in which to live and be ourselves, even when the world has hated us and done its best to repress us and kill us and pretend we don’t exist. We’ve always been here and as much as I love hearing stories of queer people from history, I know that’s just a FRACTION of the queer people who existed together and supported each other throughout history.

Retitling Hamilton songs
  • Alexander Hamilton: ALOHA BITCHES
  • Aaron Burr, Sir: Talk less, smile more
  • The Story of Tonight: Drunk college frat boys
  • The Schuyler Sisters: I'm lookin for a mind at work (and Peggy)
  • Farmer Refuted: GET WRECKED SEABURY *aaron burr facepalms*
  • You'll Be Back: Breakup anthem of the 16th century
  • Right Hand Man: We're kinda fucked here guys
  • A Winter's Ball: Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
  • Helpless: Awwww
  • Satisfied: ANGELICA my QUEEN
  • The Story of Tonight reprise: There's hope for our ass after all
  • Wait For It: Take me now lord
  • Ten Duel Commandments: Dueling for Dummies (also FORESHADOWINNNNGGGGG)
  • Meet Me Inside: I'm notcha son
  • That Would Be Enough: Awwwwwwww :'(
  • History Has It's Eyes on You: I fucked up once
  • Yorktown - The World Turned Upside Down: herCULES MULLIGAN
  • What Comes Next?: Breakup anthem of the 16th century (reprise)
  • Dear Theodosia: LOOK AT MY SON
  • What'd I Miss: The whole first act pal
  • Take a Break: God dammit Alexander you need to chill
  • Say No To This: YOU NEEEEED TO CHILL JFC (but Maria's high note at the end is 🙌)
  • The Room Where It Happens: BANJO
  • Schuyler Defeated: The Schuyler Sisters (Reprise)
  • Cabinet Battle 2: Daddy's calling
  • One Last Time: God dammit G Wash you noble son of a bitch
  • I Know Him: Jesus Christ this will be fun!
  • The Adams Administration: SIDDOWN JOHN YOU FAT MOTHER-
  • We Know: ...we know but we don't really know what but WE KNOW
  • Hurricane: hoe don't do it
  • The Reynolds Pamphlet: OH MY GOD
  • Burn: Eliza my cinnamon roll doesn't deserve any of this
  • Stay Alive - Reprise: FUCK I'M TOO YOUNG TO DIE
  • It's Quiet Uptown: GROSS SOBBING
  • The Election of 1800: You done crying? BACK TO POLITICS
  • Your Obedient Servant: Passive aggression game strong
  • Best of Wives and Best of Women: Awwwwwwwwww D':
  • The World Was Wide Enough: GROSS SOBBING
  • Who Lives, Who Dies, Who Tells Your Story: Eliza my queen cinnamon roll
A Concept

You go to see The Shape of Water in theaters. It’s spectacular. It’s awesome. It’s everything you imagined but better. Plenty of fish man camera shots to drool over. He’s adorable and kind. Eliza is a wonderful and fascinating character. She’s selfless and loving. You’re so glad she’s the central character. As you watch it, there’s nothing but unending love for the two of them and their unlikely romance in your aching heart. Your love for them only grows as the film plays. You can feel the warmth of their love radiating off onto you and into your soul.

The story is enchantingly dark and romantic. It’s a beautiful, touching story. It’s easily one of the best films you have ever seen. By the end of it, you swear someone must have started cutting onions in the theater.

You decide to stay to watch the credits, immobile by how breathtaking and gorgeous the film was, unready to leave behind such a wondrous film, reluctant to truly return to the bleak world we live in.

The credits roll and this song starts playing.

Your tears are gone. Your mood has changed. Your heart skips a beat. People around you are in awe, some paused in their motion to exit the room, others still in their seats unmovable like you.

A single, desolate thought is the only one able to form in your mind:

“What in the fuck?”

I’ve been replaced, it hurts so fucking much. Why am I not ever enough for anyone? She may say I haven’t been but I’m still sitting in the very back of the car alone watching them laugh and be happy. I don’t wanta live in the world. It’s too fucking hard. It’s like I’m in a bubble of sadness and I can almost feel the happiness but then it’s snatched away.


riley matthews in every episode ☆ girl meets world [1x01] 

how long do i have to live in my father’s world?

Gaze vs daddy kink
  • Aoi: Princess, come see the new toy Daddy has for yAW FUCK I SPILLED COFFEE ON IT
  • Kai: Daddy's gonna take good care of you, okay? Daddy's gonna make sure you're satisfied. And now, for the unbelievable low price of $499.99, Daddy will
  • Reita: Hi Horny, I'm Dad!
  • Uruha: What did I say about going on Facebook before the chores were done? I swear social media is the plague of this generation. Who are you taking those selfies for anyway? Likes and comments are meaningless in the real world. You're living your life behind a scre
  • Ruki: Spank me harder Daddy
Back on the Map

The road trip au I’ve been vagueing about for like three weeks <3

Rating: Explicit
Word Count: ~24k
Pairing(s): Bitty/Parse
Summary: When Bitty arches his back to crack it and asks, “D’you ever just…wanna get in the car and drive?” he’s kind of expecting to hear ‘Uh, not really, seeing as I’m a professional athlete living out all my dreams,’ or maybe a vaguely commiserative ‘yeah, dude, totally.’

He’s not expecting Kent to push up onto his forearms to look up at Bitty from his sprawl on the floor and say, with all the conviction of someone who’s been told they could solve world hunger with the press of a button, “Let’s do it.”

Or: Kent and Bitty go on a road trip.

Read here on AO3!


Honey, APH Greenland does not have an official colour scheme nor additional sketches of them. That’s just my colouring of a drawing that was in Nordics button set. It’s MY colouring, not Hima’s, and until official aph Greenland someday maybe comes out, it’s just my imagination what the colouring could be like. Also, my Greenland doesn’t go by gender pronouns. 

 Why are you all so pissed about a design that’s not even officially introduced? Himaruya may surprise you! He may also withdraw from the character entirely since the controversy, or start from a scratch and create a new one. There’s many many many countries that doesn’t have a character yet.

I’m sorry your lack of presentation in media and what your culture has have to put up with in there, but this whole series is based around stereotypes. You can’t just incriminate a single, simple Japanese man for creating a comedy series. Just, leave him alone, he can’t change how the world is.

As a person of culture, what about making content yourself? A series based on native Americans and their lives. Then you can be sure it’s not racist or stupid or whatever. Start it and make it big, change the world yourself. Don’t wait others to do it for you. You have the advantage as a person who knows their stuff.


三生三世十里桃花 - Ten Miles of Peach Blossom

After watching tear inducing episodes….Finally a cute, light hearted and playful moment…..

Kyaaaah….. Well done A Li !!!….. Reminding Bai Qian what she said earlier.. Hahahahaha

woah hey I have a super cool idea
how’s about we stop being mean to Tetsuya Nomura over the kingdom hearts release date when the postponement has been completely out of his hands hmm? he’s worked SO hard to make these games for us & it’s not his fault that shit happens. kh3 is coming out next year and we should all be fucking grateful instead of making mean jokes & memes about it. let Nomura live. he’s a human too and deserves the world for all he’s done.

Leaked lines from the Punisher series
  • Karen: No. I’m not leaving you here! That’s ridiculous. We need a new plan.
  • Frank: We’re not discussing it, okay? You’re taking it, end of story. (pause) I couldn’t live if you didn’t.
  • Karen: What? I feel the same way. There has to be another way!
  • Frank: You’re taking it.
  • Karen: Why? Why would you make me do this? You’re my best friend in the world!
  • Frank: Yeah, and you’re more than that, Karen.
  • *Karen takes a step back, taking in Frank's words as Frank hands her the breathing device*
  • Frank: I couldn’t find the courage to tell you. So please…let me show you.
  • /
  • /
  • Jessica Jones: You know, you've been lying to me since the moment we met. A woman's life is in danger. I'm done listening.
  • Karen: You're right. I haven't told you the whole story. It's complicated, but I know him, not as The Punisher, but as a a brilliant, awkward, heroic U.S. Marine veteran named Francis Gareth Castle. He is a good man, and I love him. That woman, Ma Gnucci? She's...she's messed with his mind. If you do this, I lose him forever. I will tell you everything...everything...I just I need you to trust me. Frank would never hurt an innocent woman.

neymarjr Te desejo toda felicidade desse mundo e sou grato por tudo que fez por mim, hoje o mundo sorri por você irmão .. o aniversário é seu, mas quem ganha somos nós! Viva o GOODCRAZY 😂😂 TE AMO @danialves23

neymarjr I wish you all happiness in this world and I am grateful for everything you have done for me, today the world smiles for you brother .. the anniversary is yours, but who wins is us! Long live the GOODCRAZY 😂😂 I LOVE YOU @danialves23

flamingbluepanda  asked:

I feel like you met your wife in this strangely normal way. In the middle of the street you two ran in to one another or something. I feel like it was less love at first sight, more "huh, she's cute." I feel like it started slowly, and then happened all at one. "Holy shit, I'm in love with this person." I dunno why I'm suddenly thinking about you two. I'm melancholy today. But you two just... give me so much hope. You have these gorgeous normal lives. You legit care about one another. It...

It makes me smile. It gives me hope. This world is shitty, But you two make it seem like things can be okay.

Oh, Ali! <3 I’m sorry you’re melancholy today but I’m so glad we can give you a little light of hope! You’re absolutely right about how it happened. We met in high school, actually, and for a good few months she only knew me as “girl-whose-name-I-still-don’t-know”! Love did happen slow, as it does, but it turned into the single most important thing in my life and (I think) in baby’s life, too! Back then, I had no idea if I could have a normal life, or a happy life, or a life with sustainable, healthy love. And I think a lot of young wlw struggle with that. So if we can function as even a sliver of proof that it’s possible, then we’ve done damn good with our lives. <3

I hope the melancholy clears, love. <3 You deserve all the happiness in the world! And consistently! Forever!

anonymous asked:

Honestly I'm so done. Anyone with half a brain would know the meaning behind marks video and how he's saying you should respect someone whether or not you agree with them. But instead they're taking it as mark defending Felix's actions and saying he did nothing wrong, and now saying they've lost respect for mark because they disagree with him and i just...

this is the world we live in, friend…..

fucking sad

rent [movie] summarized
  • seasons of love: ooooh THATS what this song is from !
  • rent: apparently these ppl don't understand paying rent is part of fucking life? but okay?
  • you'll see: boi u beTrAyed Usss now we gotta pay rent, which is part of life but we don't wanna do it !1!1!
  • one song glory: Rodger just can't write one fucking song and it's pathetic
  • light my candle: k r they really talking about candles ??
  • today 4 u: angel is perfection and she is too good for this world you can't argue with me on this she's adorable and this song is adorable fight me
  • tango maureen: so joanne + mark are just like incapable of understanding maureen is an independent bisexual woman so their bitch ass complains
  • life support: u can do dis bby u got aids but u ok bby I believe in u
  • out tonight: freaking hoe anthem this is the sOng to HOE TO stRip To ThiSss
  • another day: rodger has fuckin baggage and he's fucking rude tbh
  • will i: awe bby
  • santa fe: deadbeats can dream, can't we?
  • i'll cover you: collins and angel are too good for this movie they are literally perfect they don't deserve this
  • over the moon: whAt theE aCtUAl FuCK??????111111!!!!!!
  • la vie boheme: lIt
  • i should tell you: we both got issues but let's coMbINe our issues and date cause that's just sO healthy !!
  • la vie boheme b: lIt pt.2
  • seasons of love b: it's abt to go downhill kids
  • take me or leave me: apparently strong women who are naturally flirtatious and also bisexual NEED TO be like??? super careful and always cater to their overprotective lover???? but that's none of MY business :))
  • without you: idk man this is just depressing cause mimi is messed up and rodger isn't emotionally there enough to help her.
  • i'll cover you [reprise]: anGel ANd COllINs dId nOooT deSerVe ThIs !1!!/!- THESE Sfucking IDIOTS are out Living LIDE and being fucKin duMbassEs and aNGel, toO pure fOr tHis World, dIes iM fucKing dOne tHis is FuckEd UPPP
  • halloween: this is p sad i mean he's realizing things and it's almost been a year wow ??
  • goodbye love: i don't even know it's like they all hate themselves and everyone else they are all so fucked up I'm
  • what you own: this song is such a waste of time like rodger goes to santa fe then comes back all in one song it was such a waste I don't understand
  • finale a: mimi is dying whoops
  • your eyes: i finally did a thing but ur dying lol whOOps
  • finale b: aw jk I'm here for now but I'm lowkey abt to die ahaA we good fam we good
  • love heals: this whole fuckin musical is messed up but it's amazing bye

nnoitragilga  asked:

Story time: I took botany as an undergrad, almost failed it, and thought I'd be done with plants. Now I'm a grad student studying seagrass 10/10 luv my salty babs



*clearly holding back tears* I just want to thank Horikoshi, the universe and all the aliens that All Might exists in this world. He’s so good and so wonderful and all he wants to do is help people and live up to his status as the Symbol of Peace honestly. We have done nothing to deserve him.