i'm doing this for my girlfriend

ok but rich said that michael was “by, like, a ton” which means michael came to see jeremy in the hospital even though he didn’t wake up until then so he probably just. sat there near him while he slept and i’m cryinG ahsjkdlsl

  • Piper: This is my boyfriend, Jason, and this is Jason's boyfriend, Percy and his girlfriend Annabeth who is my girlfriend too.
  • Percy: Hi
  • Camper: Hey! Oh. Wait, sorry. What's the situation?
  • Piper: What do you mean?
  • Camper: How does this work?
  • Piper: Jason is gay, but he's straight for me, but he's gay for Percy, and Percy's really gay for Jason and straight for Annabeth who is also gay for me and I'm gay for her
  • Annabeth: It's not that complicated.
Fall in love with someone...

If you ever fall in love… fall in love with someone who wants to know your favorite color and how you like your coffee. Fall in love with someone who loves the way you laugh and would absolutely anything to hear it. Fall in love with someone that puts their head on your chest just to hear your heart beat. Fall in love with someone who kisses you in public and isn’t afraid to show you off to everyone they know. Fall in love with someone who makes you question why you were afraid to fall in love in the first place. Fall in love with someone who never wants to hurt you and will do anything to try and protect you from anything. Fall in love with someone who falls in love with all your flaws and thinks you became their version of the word ‘perfect’. Fall in love with someone who thinks that you’re the one they would love to wake up with each morning and each day.

anonymous asked:

I'm a girl in 9th grade, and I've had a crush on another girl in 10th grade. We've known each other for 4 years and we've been best friends since day one. Now, she started being home-schooled recently and I really miss her (even if she only lives a few streets away), and I had no clue what her sexuality was until a month ago. She's pan. And she's an absolutely angel. So, a few hours ago, I asked her out after finally building up the courage to do so. She's my girlfriend now, and I'm so happy

this is the purest ask i’ve ever gotten thank you so much for sharing and i hope u two have a long and happy relationsHIP !!!!

So I drew a very happy Eliot Spencer with some knives. So much <3 for Leverage. So much.

(For @icestar663 bc she loves Eliot as much as I do, and she is the best <3)

Hamilton Characters as things said by me and my friends
  • Alexander Hamilton: *staring intensely at an essay* *whispers* I spelt Shakespeare wrong.... shit
  • John Laurens: *in the middle of PE* I'm a fucKING HOMOSEXUAL!!!1!!1!1!
  • Lafayette: j'aime beaucoup le poules!!!!!
  • Hurcules Mulligan: *slams hand on table* spILL THE TEA
  • Aaron Burr: one time I had a girlfriend for a whole day
  • Thomas Jefferson: on a scale of 1 to sin how much sin do I sin?
  • James Maddison: no I really think its best for me to sit this one out... I'm ill
  • George Washington: I wish you were all dead but here I am... the mum friend
  • King George: To be honest this whole year can just go die for all I care
  • Angelica Schuyler: feMINISM
  • Elizabeth Schuyler: I may seem smol but I'm actually even smoller than that
  • Peggy Schuyler: *opens door* and this is the liquor cabinet
  • Maria Reynolds: one time I broke the law *stares of into the distance* ... littering
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What are girlfriends for ? ♥

  • John: do you have a girlfriend?
  • Sherlock: girlfriend, no. Not really my area.
  • *rainbow lights cover the screen*
  • John: alright. Do you have a boyfriend? Which is fine by the way.
  • *double rainbow appears at night inside the restaurant*
  • Sherlock: I know it's fine.
  • *rainbow flag drops behind sherlock*
  • John: *smiling a LOT* so you've got a boyfriend then?
  • *angelo pushes their heads together and screams "now... KISS"*
  • Sherlock: no
  • *angelo throws rainbow glitter at them*
  • John: right ok. You're not attached. Just like me. *that famous lip lick*
  • *mike stamford bursts in dressed as cupid*
  • Sherlock: john, while I'm flattered by your interest I consider myself to be married to my work-
  • John: no, no
  • *mrs hudson walks in with a rainbow elephant yelling "yes, YES"*
  • John: I'm just saying, it's all fine.
  • *irene walks in and spray paints "its all fine" in pink, purple, and blue paint.*
  • Sherlock: *confused face*
  • Irene: *face palms*
  • Mike: *screams and cries*
  • Mrs hudson: *hits head against the wall*
  • Jacques: Weiss, get in that airship right now!
  • Winter: She's not going anywhere with you!
  • Whitley: Honestly sisters, none of this would have happened if you just listened to father in the first place.
  • Weiss: Shut up Whitley. Klein, I'm really sorry my father dragged you out all this way to try and persuade me to come back but it's really not going to work. You see, I'm in a relationship with my teammate and I'm not going to leave her side again.
  • Jacques, Winter, Whitley and Klein: You're what?!
  • Weiss: I'm Ruby's girlfriend.
  • Winter: Awwwwww! My sister has a girlfriend.
  • Klein: I'm so proud of you.
  • Whitley: You can't come out of the closet first! I was going to do that! That's not fair! DAD! Tell her that's not fair! Dad? Dad?
  • *Jacques is already flying off in the airship.*

Thanks @rectoressrita for giving me the idea! I really like it :)

  • Camila: All I'm saying is you're my girlfriend now; and your butt belongs to me.
  • Lauren: Excuse me?
  • Camila: Well it's more mine than anyone else's! Except yours.
  • Lauren: Look; dating or not dating, my butt is mine to do with as I please, and I don't appreciate your Neanderthal attitude.
  • Camila: And I don't appreciate you using words I don't know.
  • What she says: I'm fine.
  • What she means: You know what makes me crazy? I'm sorry, can I say this? You know what makes me nuts? The fact that we could be together, here together, sharing our night, spending our time. And you are gonna choose someone else to be with, no, you are, yes, Jamie, that's EXACTLY what you're doing; You could be here with me or be there with them, as usual, guess which you pick! No, Jamie, you do not have to go to another party, with the same twenty jerks you already know. You could stay with your wife on her FUCKING birthday! And you could, god forbid, even see my show, and I know in your soul it must drive you crazy, that you won't get to play with your little girlfriends. No, I'm not, no I'm not! And the point is, Jamie, that you can't spend a single day that's not about YOU.