i'm doing my work though

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Draco: Pansy, tell me some tips on how to flirt.

Pansy: It’s simple really. You hold their gaze, try looking into their eyes. You can smile at them. Maybe start greeting them or ask them out.

Draco: *staring at Potter across the great hall*

Pansy: Why are you glaring at Potter again.

Draco: Well you said ‘hold their gaze’. I’m holding his gaze!

Pansy: Not with narrowed eyes and a lifted eyebrow!

*30 mins later in the hallway*

Draco: *passes Potter, tries to smile*

Pansy: *whispers* Why are you sneering at him now?

Draco: You said smile! 

Pansy: That’s not how you smile!

Draco: UGH WHATEVER

*in front of the Potions’ classroom*

Draco: What’s up Scarhead?

Pansy: I SAID ‘GREET THEM’ NOT INSULT THEM.

Draco: WELL MAYBE YOU SHOULD GIVE CLEARER INSTRUCTIONS NEXT TIME!

Harry: Wha-?

Draco: SHUT UP, POTTER! 

Harry:

Draco: Also, you’re going to Hogsmeade with me this weekend!

Harry: I -?

Draco: YES, IT’S A DATE OMG FIGURE IT OUT ALREADY

Harry: *wide eyed just nods*

Pansy: *smug* My instructions always work.

Oh, the things I can’t say to you because I’m your superior…
—  Ravenclaw, barely holding back from reaming a coworker.

warm and soft like a fireplace….a heith….

So, serious talk.

How is anyone supposed to both have a full time job and be a solo 1d fan?

Like… how?

How?

  • me, 50% of the time: i should really focus on my german
  • me, the other 50% of the time: i want to learn all the languages!!!1!1!1

Droughtlander Art Challenge
Week 18 - Claire

Work is kicking my butt this week so just a quick painting for today. Tried to see what I could do with only one large brush… I know, I know, another b/w, but I do have some bright colors coming your way for next week, I promise!

Hope you’re all having a wonderful summer so far!
We’re a week closer to September!

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Jonas Nightengale and that ridiculous jacket.

I would like to take this moment to thank the content creators in the bap fandom. All the gif creators, artists, writers, subbers and even shitpost writers. Honestly thank you so much. I know we have a smaller fandom than before and seeing the small amount of notes on your content can be disheartening. But regardless of the amount of notes you get remember that you guys are really valuable part of the fandom and you are appreciated. So please don’t get disheartened by the amount of notes you get and just keep doing what you do. You are loved.

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cool suave tentacle seeks john 🍆

@wimpytentacleofficial moodboard

Inktober 2017 - Day 8 ➜ Number VIII (∞)

❝I know Axel is number Eight in the Organization! That’s because eight is the perfect number for Axel and you know why??? Because it’s infinite that’s why.❞    —Mama MarMar on trying to remember the Organization XIII roster. ( @josukegod )

@pilferingapples Have I mentioned lately that you’re awesome? Because you are.

I know I talk about my kitten a lot BUT....

Tonight I found a small tooth under my pillow. All my pets teeth are accounted for so I find myself asking the strange question of where she got this special treasure. She’s the only one with access to my pillow. She’s never unsupervised. I’ve found no blood or signs of a mouse massacre so I’m stumped. So here’s what I surmise happened: She discovered a tooth left over from a previous mouse slaughter (there’s only been one in this house that I was privy to) and decided that her mum the witch would find it useful so she stuck it under my pillow where she knew I’d find it. Either that, or she’s hoping to cash in on the tooth fairy propaganda she’s heard. I’ve told her, the tooth fairy brings money not yummy fishes. *Sigh* She’s not my familiar. 

Guys, she might try to eat the tooth fairy. I’m scared.