i'm developing a situation over here

  • Me: *sitting by myself contently watching the performance*
  • Some girl: Hey! Why are you over here by yourself?
  • Me: Well, Katie, I lack any sort of ability to create small talk and delve straight into personal and philosophical discussions that can create awkward atmospheres and tense situations, and thus ruin any chances I have at developing genuine friendships.
  • Girl: Hahaha, you're funny. So what do you do?