i'm dating the best girl in the world

You know what I don’t understand? Girls who think they are too big to sit in your lap. 

Look, I know I’m short. I know that for all your experience with cis dudes, I seem kinda small I get that. But like…have you ever had a girl sit in your lap? Because it’s the best thing in the world. and it doesn’t matter how much shorter or smaller than her you are. it’s ALWAYS good. 

@ all girls of all sizes: you are NOT going to crush me. I am not going to be uncomfortable. Please, by all means, sit in my lap. 

littlethingsbigpicture  asked:

Psssst! Tracer, Sombra and Pharah for the classic "oh crap I went to this baseball game and I'm sitting by this really beautiful woman and I thought things couldn't get any worse but now the kiss cam is on us and we don't even know each other!" Does the overwatch world have baseball? Ima just say it has baseball. They/Them reader please! So everyone can read! Thank you!

AHHH THIS REQUEST I swoon~ 😍 I’m gonna have a lot of fun writing this and I hope you like it too! Two of my best girls in this request (Hugs and Kisses From Mod Lottie y'all 💕)
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💛Tracer💛:

(A/N: I’m leaving Mercy’s date ambiguous because there are some hardcore shippers out there)

A good ol’ fashioned game of baseball is a nice way to blow off some steam on the weekend. You look around the full stadium and smile; there’s something about a crowd of fans watching a concert, or in this case, a sports game that fills you up with positive energy and straight up good vibes. You were near the end of one of the rows, the few seats beside you were empty so you thought maybe no one would sit there.

Boy were you wrong.

A couple moments later you saw a girl and two other people, a couple from what it seemed, taking the previously empty seats. Your eyes immediately locked onto the short haired brunette.

‘Oh no, she’s cute!’ You thought to yourself. You tried to look away before she made eye contact but as you looked away she saw you and smiled. You looked back and smiled with a small wave. ‘Oh my god I hope I didn’t smile weird. Is my smile weird? Please lord tell me I don’t have a weird smile.’

She walked right towards you and took the seat right next to you. She leaned towards the blonde sitting next to her and said, “It’s nice to get outside of the office sometimes! Don’t you think? Nice people here too.”

The blonde responded but you couldn’t hear what she said, you were trying to figure out if she was referring to you as the 'nice people’. You snapped out of your thoughts by the girl’s voice.

“I heard there’s a kiss cam for this game! Maybe you two can show the stadium how into each other you are, and maybe I’ll get to kiss a cutie” She giggled. You knew there was no one else she’d be able to kiss other than you unless she was hitting on her friend in front of her date. You blushed at the thought of kissing this beautiful stranger but locked your sight on the game, taking all of your willpower not to look over.

The game was enough to distract you after you calmed down. You were so consumed in it that you totally forgot about your nervousness until the dreaded kiss cam showed up. Your breathing started to become a little shallow as you saw people on the camera. You were surprised when it landed on the girls friends, the ones who were on a date. You laughed a little, feeling a bit of familiarity seeing them on the big screen. You felt a tap on your shoulder and looked to see the brunette grinning at you.

“Whaddaya say we steal the show from em’ love birds huh?” She said with a bit if a blush. Before you could process what she said, she held your face delicately in her hands and gave you a soft, sweet kiss. You were shocked at first but soon you got into the rhythm of it and closed your eyes, letting yourself enjoy the moment.

Still in the girls embrace, you looked up at the screen and realized you did in fact steal the kiss cam from her friends. You laughed blissfully as you looked up at the screen. She leaned in and whispered her name in your ear.

Lena.

You grabbed your bag, pulled out a pen, and wrote on Lena’s arm.

She looked at her arm and smiled. On her arm was your name, number, and a heart to top it off.

“You’re a great kisser (Y/n).”

💜Sombra💜:

Ok this was super weird? You could’ve sworn that when you got your tickets that you and your friends would all be sitting together. How did you end up in the VIP section with this gorgeous woman beside you? You had insisted with the ticket masters that this wasn’t your seat but here you were anyway. You looked over at the girl and watched her as she typed away at her hovering key pad with one hand and took a sip of her drink she held in her other hand. There was something so alluring about her. Maybe it was her mysterious yet carefree aura? Maybe it was her pretty round eyes or her soft looking skin? Maybe it was that knowing smirk of hers– wait why is she smirking like that?

“You enjoying the game or the view?” She laughs, her eyes not leaving whatever it was she was doing. You whipped your head the other way, totally embarrassed that you were staring.

“I’m so sorry!” You uttered, shutting your eyes as you cringed slightly. She chuckled lightly which caused you to look her way again and met her light yet captivating gaze.

“Don’t apologize. I would be lying if I said I didn’t sneak a couple glances your way while you weren’t looking. Now we’re even, and I’m glad I seem to catch your attention as much as you do mine.” She leaned more towards you now with that flirtatious look on her face. You didn’t really know how to handle that so you just started to chug your drink as if it was going to wash away your flustered state.

“Heh, someone sure is thirsty.”

You almost choked as you heard her say that. You almost died from what you saw next.

Up on the big screen was the kiss cam and, of course, you saw your bewildered expression and the woman’s smug one.

“Oh my, didn’t see that coming.” The tone in her voice suggested otherwise. She used her finger to gently move your head to face her. Pulling you towards her, she laid a gentle kiss on your lips that felt like it lasted an eternity and yet felt like it ended too soon at the same time.

After you gained your composure back, she stood up and looked like she was about to leave. You looked up at her in confusion, which made her look at you like you were a cute little puppy that had grown attached to her.

“I’d love to stay with you but I have some other things to attend to. The name is Sombra by the way, and don’t worry, we’ll be seeing each other a lot after this.” She walked towards the exit of the VIP booth and gave you one final wave and a little wink.

“I’ll keep in touch!”

And with that she was gone, and you desperately wanted to find out more about her and how she would even be able to contact you since you didn’t exchange info with her. As you looked down at your phone, you saw a bunch of missed calls and texts in all caps from your friends and one from an unknown number.

'See you soon~’

((I’ll add Pharah’s later, I’m having massive writers block for her part. Hope you enjoy these two for now!))

Tbh ??? I’m so devoted to my girlfriend ??? I don’t think of any other girl in a dating sense ??? I don’t even think any other girls are hot ??? I have no celebrity or fictional crushes ????
I’m !!! Just !!! So !!! In !!! Love !!! With !!!! Her !!!! And !!!! Only !!!! Her !!!!
And honestly ??? It’s the best feeling ??? In the entire world ????

anonymous asked:

Sin mother! There's this super pretty girl at my university who I've been crushing on for like a year now. And she wore an outfit today that made me realize "holy fuck she looks a lot like alya" and I feel like as a half-asain, half-german I'd pull off a pretty good marinette. So basically what I'm saying is that I need to make her fall in love with me so we can be the best Alyanette cosplayers out there and we can rule the world together... or you know, go on cute dates. I'm down with either.

oh my goodness!! lowkey this reminds me of @larvesta’s Alyanette University au…..

3

For the webcomic I’m planning called Parilyne! The MC is Parilyne, and I’ll have choices where the readers vote on what she should do next, changing the story that I draw/write (and also voting will choose which guy she ends up with!!)…!

The story is about parallel worlds… Neirrei and Ierrien are the same person but from different worlds. But in the entire universe, Parilyne has no counterpart.

I hope this comic turns out to be a fun experience for everyone!! I don’t have a date planned for when I’ll start making it yet…

To the boy I never dated
  • To the boy I never dated,
  • I want to start by saying that I'm no longer bitter about what we were and how we ended. It has taken time and growing up to make me realize that I'm better without you, and I thank you for never putting a label on us.
  • However, these are some words that have been left unsaid that I still want you to know. Bare with me, I'm not used to sharing my feelings since you were so against any heart to hearts that I wanted to have.
  • I don't hate you. I know I said many times how much I did after everything you did to me, but I no longer do. I learned that in order to hate someone you had to care, but sadly I no longer care about you enough to have any kind of emotion. We're young, we were growing up together, so I don't hate you for not treating me right simply because you just weren't mature enough to give that to anyone.
  • From being with you I learned that labels are important no matter which way you look at it. Labels keep us from making bad decisions and ending up in flames, like what happened to us. But, I will never again trust someone like you again to tell me we don't need to have a label and that we are still just with each other and no one else. You just weren't man enough to date me, and that is OK.
  • I still blame you for making me think I was not good enough and didn't deserve love, but I also thank you for pushing me away enough to make me realize it was you that didn't deserve me. You put me through hell and tried to get me to think it was okay for someone to blow me off, be with other girls, and constantly lie to me. It was never okay, but I'm sorry for letting you think it was.
  • We never dated, but there was countless nights I stayed up crying over you and wished it was different. It didn't matter if we were "dating" or not, you still had a huge impact on my life that I still have to work through.
  • I want to give you advice to save your next fling from the hurt I felt. When a girl treats you like you're the world and you're absolutely perfect, like I did, treat them like they're important. Never let a girl like me go away because someday you'll regret not taking advantage of it.
  • Although we're over now and I haven't talked to you in months, I'll never forget the time we spent together. I'll always remember how you always liked to sleep in, your favorite shirt, how we always listened to the new music you found, how your dad was "like a Jew", the way your eyes looked when we locked eyes, the way you kissed me while we were in your car, or how we always had a secret meeting place. To you I was just another fling, but to me you were the one I wanted to date but never did.
  • With time I got over you, and I'm glad I did. You never gave me what I deserved and there was only so long I could put up with that. Now I wish you the best and hope you do well, because after all you used to be my world. Thank you for not putting a label on us and putting me through more hell.
  • Sincerely,
  • The one that got away

“i once read harry’s journal and there’s six pages of knock-knock jokes and only ten of them are funny.” -zayn

“yeah me and harry are actually dating” - zayn

“i know the real you” - zayn

“there’s not much not to love about harry” -zayn

“i’m gonna hand it over to a very good friend of mine, with the best god-given cheekbones the world has ever seen, mr. zayn malik” - harry

“@harry_styles is my hero…i love him and think he’s so cool..it sometimes scares me how cool he is.” - zayn

“he’s just pretty isn’t he?” - harry

“look at him, look at his curly locks, what more do you want?” - zayn

“if i was a girl i’d probably have a crush on zayn” - harry

Lucas Friar's Behavior
  • On a Date with Riley: *notices Maya is upset even though she's not being super obvious about it, abruptly ends date and sends Riley over to Maya*
  • On a Date with Maya: *doesn't appear to pick up on Riley's distress (or chooses to ignore it), backs away toward Maya, happily sits back down with her when she kicks him, does not send Maya away to be with her best friend even after Riley has grabbed Farkle and dragged him out of Topanga's after several obviously upset outbursts far beyond any distress Maya showed in GM First Date*
  • Me: I mean spot the difference I'm just saying.

aclassictragedy  asked:

femlock and john dating aT SCHOOL AND SLOWLY EVERYONE THINKS THEY'RE THE CUTEST COUPLE AND THEY SIT TOGETHER IN EVERY CLASS AND THEY'RE SO CUTE, AND FEMLOCK HAS THE BEST FASHION SENSE AND JOHN IS FANCIED BY ALL THE BOYS BUT JOHN IS LIKE 'FUCK OFF M8 I'M TAKEN' AND SHERLOCK FEELS LIKE SHE'S THE LUCKIEST GIRL IN THE WORLD AND SHE GOES HOME AT NIGHT AND JUMPS ON THE SPOT TELLING HER MUM HOW HAPPY SHE IS!!

i’m calling security

okay but i see this stuff all the time about how “omg i really wanna date 5sos” and i just get so weird cause it’s like, have you ever thought about how rad it would be to just have a friendship with them? i mean yeah, the idea of being in a relationship with one of them would be nice, but think about how cool it would to be able to visit them on tour and just chill out in the dressing room jamming out to green day as they prep for a show
or listening to them talk passionately with you about something they love in the early morning
or having them come to you with girl troubles (or boy, let’s broaden the spectrum) because they know that no matter what you’ll always give them the best advice
just having four great people to turn to when you feel like everything sucks and the world is against you
like having them care in such a loving and platonic way, like here are four guys who love and care about you and want to protect to from things like you’re their family because you’re their friend
yeah, dating them would be cool, but a friendship overules any and everything

  • Lucas: *stands up for art classes because his BEST friend LOVES them. He knows it is her dream. Because he is a good guy. Because he'd do the same thing for Riley or Zay or Farkle and has done things like this for them.*
  • People: OH MY GOD! HE LOVES MAYA! MAYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! HE IS TOTALLY DONE WITH RILEY. RUCAS IS OVER.
  • Me: They are in eighth grade? The show is about friendships. God if he didn't stand up for Maya he'd be a sucky friend. Like I stand up for my friends and it's not like I'm going to date them. Let's take a chill pill.
My hopes for season 3

More Zay

Josh!!!!

End of the love triangle

High school storylines that don’t involve love triangles

Riley cheerleading

Maya doing a lot of art

Riley taking pictures for yearbook

More Smarkle scenes

Lucas killing the athletic game

Auggie and Ava

Josh visiting from college often

Zay talking about Vanessa, maybe learn more about Zay’s life/life back in Texas in general for him and Lucas

All of them just hanging out at Topanga’s and being best friends.

Cory being their teacher again

More BMW character appearances

More Eric/Tommy wouldn’t hurt either tbh.

Tbh I’d be fine if no one besides Smarkle is dating next season. They’re still young, they have time to wait to see what they really want.

my girl meets first date prediction
  • cory: *tries to lesson*
  • world: does not let him lesson
  • cut to after class
  • lucas: hey riley… lets date? hahaha yeah i'm trying my best not to look awkward
  • riley: wait?!?! me?! date?!?
  • maya: looks like my girls going to be getting some
  • riley: oh my gosh i haven't said yes yet! yes!!!! i mean, sure. cool. i guess.
  • lucas: cool. see you later?
  • riley: yeah totally i love you!! wait what no that wasn't me.
  • farkle: helloooo maya
  • maya: *sighs*
  • cuts to riley's room
  • riley: *in elaborate ugly outfit* there's nothing to wear!!
  • topanga: *walks in* what're you getting all dressed up for?
  • maya: the big date is tonight
  • topanga: ooh really?
  • cory: *materializes* date?!? with who?!? friar!!! must stab!!
  • topanga: cool it honey
  • cory: *not cooling it but leaves*
  • topanga: okay fashion time!!
  • two minutes later
  • riley: *wearing even uglier outfit*
  • topanga: ooh you look so nice!!
  • maya: ur gonna kill it baby girl
  • riley: oh do you really think so?
  • maya: if he doesn't like you he's insane
  • cuts to living room
  • josh: *is there for unexplained reason* yeah so my date with the super cool super cute new york princess who's my age is going to start now
  • maya: say what now
  • riley: pls stop that u aren't going to be my aunt now let's focus on me and lucas!!
  • buzzer goes off
  • riley: i can't answer that!! mom!!
  • topanga: hello?
  • intercom: it's me, the farks
  • entire room: groans
  • farkle: *materializes* riley ur dad invited me to supervise ur date
  • riley: what?!? but daddy-
  • cory: no buts
  • auggie: he said butts
  • josh: *laughs while being the perfect poster boy for good uncles of america*
  • maya: i'll go with you guys to keep farks under control
  • farkle: u know u want me
  • maya: if i didn't know u so well this would be considered rape culture
  • cut to date
  • riley and lucas are being cute and maya and farkle fuck it up it has something to do w josh
  • cut to subway ride home
  • riley: *probably covered in gravy or something* sorry this isn't the date you wanted :(
  • lucas: are you kidding??!? so much fun!!
  • riley: r-really?
  • lucas: *speech about how fun she is to be around and how he could do anything with her and enjoy it*
  • riley: oh. same.
  • lucas: *kisses riley's cheek*
  • Riley: :D
  • maya: :)
  • farkle: :'(
  • the end