i'm crying with laughter oh my god

  • INFP: I can fake cry whenever I want
  • INTJ: Yeah, I call bullshit
  • INFP: Really? You don't trust me? *tears up*
  • INTJ: Wait. What is happening
  • INFP: *puppy eyes* *more tears come up*
  • INTJ: Oh my god you're doing it
  • INFP: *sheds a tear*
  • INTJ: *starts laughing uncontrollably*
  • INFP: *also can't contain laughter but still crying* No why are you laughing, I am truly hurt, see, I'm crying
  • INTJ: *losing their shit*
My roommate got to episode 24

Me, upstairs: *facebooking my mother*

My roommate, downstairs: *muffled* DUMBASS!

Me: … 

My roommate: DUMBASS! … DUMBASS! … DUMBASS! 

Me: *runs downstairs, grinning* 

My roommate: DUMBASS!

Me: : D

My roommate: THIS DUMBASS! NOW HE’S GONNA GET EATEN BY VAMPIRES! DUMBASS!

Me: : DDDDDDDDDD *victory dance*

My roommate: THIS WOULDN’T HAPPEN IN MY CAMPAIGN!

Me: : DDDDDDDDDD I’m so happy you got to this part! What bit are you at?

My roommate: Well, I guess you should stay for this bit.

*we watch the final like, 60 seconds of that episode*

My roommate: DUMBASS!

Me: : DDDDDD

My roommate: And now he’s gonna get eaten, or mindfucked, or actually fucked. I don’t know. DUMBASS.

Me: *evil laughter*

My roommate: … well now I guess I’m not sleeping tonight. *clicks on next episode*

Me: *goes back upstairs* I’m putting this on tumblr!

My roommate: Just send me a link!

(As I was writing this, he send me this via facebook:

(I can’t stop laughing oh my god.)

All I can think of after 1x19 is
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beamanjinxflinger

 said: 

Can you do aph Austria?

I really could not take this seriously. I am so sorry. Oh my god.
(I used my Romano wig for this and it’s too red and stuff also I derped and could not take good selfies.)
I am obviously taking this very seriously. 

Send me a character and I’ll do my best to cosplay them with what I have on hand!

I JUST HEARD MY MUM SINGING THIS IN HER ROOM

“be our guest

be our guest

put your knickers to the test

throw them up against the wall

and if they stick 

you’ve done your best”

AND WHILE I WAS CRYING WITH LAUGHTER I YELLED “WHAT THE HELL MUM” AND SHE REPLIED “I DON’T KNOW I JUST MADE IT UP” IN SUCH A PROUD VOICE

HONESTLY I DON’T KNOW WHETHER I SHOULD FEEL APPALLED OR AMUSED OR BOTH

anonymous asked:

I'm the fifth grade I had a friend who loved Taylor Swift and so I said "are you excited for taylor swift coming to Australia?" And she looked at me weird and said "she already lives in Australia" and I said back "I'm pretty sure she lives in America" and she looked at me like I was so stupid and proudly and loudly said "America IS IN Australia!" And she was so serious I had to sit outside so I could stop crying of laughter.

OH MY GOD

anonymous asked:

I was rewatching PoA and I got to the part where Snape finds Harry in the corridor with the map and is like "what are you doing wandering the corridors at night?" And Harry says "I'm sleep walking" with the straightest face ever, just not emotion. send help I'm dying.

I LOVE THAT PART OH MY GOD.

My favourite part throughout the series was this

JUST THE WYA HE SAYS SIR OH MY GOD IM CRYING WITH LAUGHTER ITS SO FUNNY I REPLAYED IT ABOUT 15 TIMES WHEN I WATCHED IT LAST XXXX

  • what she says: i'm fine
  • what she means: this fucking band just made me laugh like crazy, scream, say "oh my god" 1975 times, cry tears of laughter, dance with one of my favorite people in my dark room, point at all the details in the video, eat tons of chocolate so my body will stop shaking and realise i'm still alive - but wait, i guess they've killed me a long time ago, i got to the point where i hate them because i love them so much and even those nasty leather pants and Matty's makeup or him literally licking George's foot can't change how far up their asses i am. Also Matty has to stop harassing Adam, George needs to (not) stop "eye-fucking some more teenagers" while looking good as fuck, Ross is precious as always keep doing ya thing, Matty's dance moves are life, oh and they shouldn't read so much fanfiction.

I have never had someone close to me die.

At least, not until today.

Sir Terry Pratchett might not have been a friend or a family member, but I still feel like part of my soul has been ripped out. I’ve been crying uncontrollably for the last 10 minutes and I don’t think I’ll stop soon. His writing gave me laughter at a time in my life when I could barely survive a day, nevermind do so cheerfully. he gave me joy and imagination when i needed it most, and the Discworld gave me a refuge when the world got too difficult.

Today two worlds are in mourning, and I cry with them. Rest in peace, Sir Terry Pratchett.

I did not realize there was a LEGO Batman movie coming out and, oh my god, the trailer had me legit crying with laughter at Robin, EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS MOVIE LOOKS AMAZING.  This one also has some cackle-worthy moments, too!