i'm counting this as one okay

anonymous asked:

C, A, S, E, Y

c  — how long it’s been since i’ve kissed

Twelve hours!

a  — if i’m in love

Well, every night before I go to sleep, I count all the things that I’m most grateful for in my life. The night after that, I make sure to count that them again because sometimes they’re not all there anymore. Which is okay, you know? Because some things stop being things and I’ve always been okay about that. I guess there’s just one thing I would never ever want to stop being that one thing, though, and it’s in the shape of a very tall person who doesn’t like to shave his face, which is fine, because he looks like a ridiculous bear that’s afraid of birds. And the morning after the nights I count my blessings, he’s the first person I see, which is a nice feeling because immediately, I’m sure he’s still on the list. If that’s love, then… short answer is yes. I very much am.

s  — 2 habits

I never notice when I do it, but mom says I always twist my fingers. I don’t know why I do that, I guess sometimes they just feel uneasy? They feel weird, and I need to twist and squeeze them. I guess the other is that I like to touch random things just to feel them even though I know what they feel like. But I just want to make sure.

e  — how many piercings i have

I don’t have any. My mother says I’ll look like I sell drugs. Which I don’t, by the way.

— three turn-offs

The faucet, the lights, the music.

BRUTAL HONESTY HOUR.

Seventeen Based Off YikYak Posts
  • S.Coups: I walk around like everything is fine, but deep down, inside my shoe, my sock is sliding off.
  • Jeonghan: Sometimes I think I should get into art, but then I realize that I am art and someone needs to get into me.
  • Joshua: Chem final got me like NaBrO.
  • Jun: Haven't lost my virginity because I never lose.
  • Hoshi: I want to open a coffee shop, but I'm really bad at writing with chalk.
  • Wonwoo: I just looked at my bank account and figured out I can live comfortably for the rest of my life as long as I die Saturday.
  • Woozi: Tried to type "What a time to be alive", but iPhone corrected "alive" to "alone." I can't decide which one is more accurate.
  • DK: Three exams next week and I'm doing a Buzzfeed quiz to see what type of coffee I am.
  • Mingyu: How do people forget to eat? Like, I'm counting down the minutes until it's socially acceptable to have another meal.
  • The8: Your dick was in my mouth last night, the least you could do is wave back.
  • Seungkwan: Why do you think it's okay to take my seat this far into the semester. Dishonor on you. Dishonor on your cow.
  • Vernon: Got her number in Chem class, call that significant digits.
  • Dino: After much research, experimentation, and consideration, I have decided that adulthood is not for me. Thank you for your time.

t-a-ylor-tot  asked:

Hey Wil. I'm having a rough time right now. But depression lies right?

Depression lies, and you are stronger than you think.

I’m so sorry you’re having a rough time. If you haven’t, maybe think about doing one or more of these things:

1. Take a shower.

2. Go for a short walk.

3. Eat a nutritious meal.

4. Snuggle a dog or a cat.

5. Sit in a quiet place, and count ten breaths. Count to 5 on each breath in, and count to ten on each breath out.

Check in with me in a day or so and let me know how you’re doing, okay? We’re gonna get through the rough days.

Inktober Day 2: This Guy Again

I didn’t want to do 2 Fell Paps in a row but I needed to share that expression and it couldn’t wait another day.

  • Lance: Let's both just agree to say "I'm sorry" on the count of three.
  • Keith: Okay, whatever.
  • Keith and Lance: One, two, three...
  • Lance: ...
  • Keith: ...
  • Lance: Well, now I'm just disappointed in the both of us!
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#I stan one (1) beautiful healthy supportive interracial power couple

Fatherly Bruce Wayne
  • <b> Bruce:</b> "Tim help me with this remote."
  • <b> Bruce: </b> Jason stop singing Narcissistic Cannibal every goddam time! You're making my ears bleed!"
  • <b> Bruce: </b> "What is a twerk?"
  • <b> Bruce: </b> "Dick, stop wiggling your butt."
  • <b> Bruce: </b> "Tim the TV is not working."
  • <b> Bruce: </b> "I AM PRESSING THE DOWN ARROW BUTTON TIM."
  • <b> Bruce: </b> "I can't leave this page."
  • <b> Bruce: </b> "Jason stop trying to take my mouse. Just tell me where to go."
  • <b> Bruce: </b> "I AM PRESSING THE RED BUTTON."
  • <b> Bruce: </b> "TIM, LEAVE JASON AND I TO THIS OKAY?"
  • <b> Bruce: </b> "WHY ARE YOU TRYING TO TAKE AWAY MY COMPUTERS?"
  • <b> Bruce: </b> "Damian, getting into fights at school is unacceptable. I understand that-"
  • <b> Bruce: </b> "Um, excuse me Damian. Come back here."
  • <b> Bruce: </b> "Damian Wayne! Come back here this instant!"
  • <b> Bruce: </b> "I'm counting to three! One, two, why isn't this working?"
  • <b> Bruce: </b> "Dick, counting to three doesn't work, no more parenting advices from you."
  • <b> Bruce: </b> "What do you mean it only works on toddlers and little kids?"
  • <b> Bruce: </b> "DAMIAN IS MY SWEET LITTLE CHILD WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?"
  • <b> Bruce: </b> "Jason, how young is too young to have the 'talk'?"
  • <b> Bruce: </b> "No no no I'm not giving it to you- wait, I never gave it to you."
  • <b> Bruce: </b> "Shit I never told any of my kids the talk."
  • <b> Bruce: </b> "Alfred, get the kids to the sitting room now."
  • <b> Bruce: </b> "What is that idiot doing?"
  • <b> Bruce: </b> "The 'Dab'? Why do people do this Jay?"
  • <b> Bruce: </b> "You look retarded doing that."
  • <b> Bruce: </b> "No I'm not doing the dab."
  • <b> Bruce: </b> "My phone froze."
  • <b> Bruce: </b> "Tim, I can't leave the app."
  • <b> Bruce: </b> "Tim in telling you I can't- OH GOD IM SO SORRY YOU WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO SEE THAT."
  • <b> Bruce: </b> "Jason, stop calling Damian 'Demon.'"
  • <b> Bruce: </b> "My god can you not be difficult for once?"
  • <b> Bruce: </b> "Where are you going Dick?"
  • <b> Bruce: </b> "You're going out for a run?"
  • <b> Bruce: </b> "HOW?"
  • <b> Bruce: </b>: "It's a miracle that Dick can run with that ass."
  • <b> Bruce: </b> "Damian, can you get me the papers."
  • <b> Bruce: </b> "Damian I said Papers! Not this printer!"
  • <b> Bruce: </b> "Well I'm glad he broke it was useless."
  • <b> Bruce: </b> "JASON PETER TODD! WATCH YOUR FUCKING LANGUAGE!"
  • <b> Add more if you like?</b>
Hold On, I’m Coming (Part 3)

Originally posted by thejabberwock

Summary: You finally work up the courage to tell Bobby about Dean, with a little help from Jody. Later, Dean helps you find a new car and the two of you talk about your relationship.

Pairing: Firefighter!Dean x Reader

Word Count: 2,600

Warnings: Language, confrontation, fight with family member, mentions of a car accident

Check out the series masterlist for previous parts

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On writing
  • Me: Oh I know I'll just write a thing for this trashy pairing haha how fun I'll just make it a straightforward one-shot shippy thing that I don't need to take seriously.
  • Me: *Writes several thousand words of set-up* okay I guess that's fine...
  • Me: *Plans layers of complicated emotional subtext* okay I guess we can have some of that *Writes several more thousand words before getting past the first real shipping scene* uhhhh okay so guess it'll be chaptered...
  • Me: *Plans entire rest of story and realises it's already out of control* goddamit me why are you like this.
Getting littles to sleep
  • Daddy: Time to go to bed Princess, we have a busy day tomorrow.
  • Little: Nahhhhhh, i'm all good.
  • Daddy: Excuse you?
  • Little: I said, i'm good!
  • Daddy: Wow, Drop the attitude young lady..
  • Little: But I don't get how you can say i'm a princess one minute then say i need to go to bed the next! It's craaaaaazy.
  • Daddy: Even princess need sleep, Don't you remember watching sleeping beauty?
  • Little: Excuse meeeee Daddy! A witch put a spell on her, that doesn't count!
  • Daddy: *Grabs her close and strokes her head* "Shhhhh, it's okay. Sleepy time,shhhhhh"