i'm completely in love with you

My heart hurts...

I just wanna give the boys the biggest hug, & tell them that it’s going to be okay! Seeing Ethan tweet broke my heart! They’re always putting out all this positivity & being complete goofballs that I feel like sometimes we forget that they’re still human & they go through things just like all of us. Let’s not forget that they’re only 17! Can you imagine how hard it must be for them? 17 years old & have millions of fans all over the world looking up to them! They’re constantly filming videos, so they can upload twice a week for us. On top of that they have to stay active on snapchat, IG & Twitter. They need a break! I want them to go & take a fucking break! Take a break from YouTube & I won’t even be mad about it! Their health & their happiness is my main concern. All the funny videos, & goofy snaps, all those come second! It’s crazy to see how many of us are affected by just a simple tweet from the boys. I think its safe to say that they’ve touched so many hearts all over the world. I’m literally tearing up typing this. How it is possible that 2 17 year olds, that I’ve never met before affect me this much? Like all of us, they have their bad days too. Our boys maybe strong, but just like everybody else in this world they have their breaking point! They deserve all the happiness in the fucking world. They do so much for us, & we gotta continue being there for them & giving them that support that they need! 💖

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🌸 Tattoo artists!Jikook for anon 🐉

What Your Overwatch Main Says About You
  • Genji: You need healing
  • McCree: You meme loving fuck
  • Pharah: You take immense pleasure knowing the other team has to change their entire comp to counter you
  • Reaper: 3edgy5me
  • Soldier 76: COD man
  • Sombra: Everyone hates you, including you, I'm so sorry
  • Tracer: Probably Scout main in TF2, annoying gnat who won't leave me the fuck alone
  • Bastion: Innocent in all of this, you deserve that potg
  • Hanzo: Completely aware that someone hates you no matter what your skill level
  • Junkrat: "Aiming's overrrated"
  • Mei: The Devil doesn't reside in human souls, it resides in that cold, adorable empty husk of a person
  • Torbjorn: The five of you don't deserve that potg
  • Widowmaker: Likes sniping more than winning
  • D.Va: Takes no prisoners
  • Orisa: Wants to win but hates playing Reinhardt
  • Reinhardt: Lovely and nice person who is not above destorying the innocent
  • Roadhog: Loves Ilios, loves murdering squishies
  • Winston: Switches heroes because the team comp sucks, a true team player
  • Zarya: Secretly the best player in the match
  • Ana: Likes winning more than sniping
  • Lucio: CAN'T STOP WON'T STOP CAN'T STOP WON'T STOP CAN'T STOP WON'T STOP CAN'T STOP WON'T STOP
  • Mercy: Hates everyone, including Jeff Kaplan, is losing or has lost faith in humanity
  • Symmetra: She's a killer queen, dynamite with a laserbeam
  • Zenyatta: Looks chill on the outside, is definitely not chill on the inside

Jhope’s Mission is to have one BTS member say “Let’s get married.”

SG: Is this a mission?
JH: No.. Hyung, if I clean up, cook for you and give you massage. Is there something you want to do with me?
SG: ?????????????? take a trip?
JH: *says same thing to Taehyung*
V: Hyung, I love you.
RM: (who overheard all these) HOSEOK-AH! HOSEOK-AH!!! Let’s get married!!
JH: *HAPPY SUNSHINE MISSION COMPLETE*

(JOON AND HIS MIND READING REALLY) ©tvxq4bts57

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2x01 // 2x09: who’s calling the shots (feat. a very satisfying hair evolution)

Every OJST Comic
  • Erika Moen, buried neck deep in the ground: Hey, guys. Today we have a special guest comic from the guy who lives in the sewage pipe behind my house. Hopefully this one doesn't get too FILTHY for you.
  • Some Guy: Gee, it sure is boring around here.
  • Dirt Monger: *poofs out of nowhere*
  • Some Guy: Who are you!!!????
  • Dirt Monger: I'm the dirt monger and I love eating dirt for sexual pleasure.
  • Some Guy: You mean shoveling tons of dirt into your mouth!!!!!?????????????????
  • Dirt Monger: Yes, it's a completely valid normal way of exploring your kinky identity.
  • Some Guy: But, isn't eating dirt SUPER UNHEALTHY.
  • Dirt Monger: Not at all if you follow SAFE DIRT PROTOCOLS. Always make sure to wear dental dam while consuming dirt sexually and to never actually swallow dirt because you don't want that shit in your stomach. Set up code phrases with your partner like "More Dirt" and "Not Enough Dirt" if you don't think you're getting your fair share of dirt shoveled directly into your stupid fucking face.
  • Some Guy: Wow, I'm so turned on right now.
  • Dirt Monger: That's the spirit. Consuming dirt like a human backhoe is a great way to bond with your partner and discover more about yourself as well.
  • Some Guy: I can't wait to eat dirt like the disgusting troglodyte that I am. Actually, can we mud too?
  • Dirt Monger: No, you dumbass! Dirt and mud are completely unrelated things! I'm the dirt monger, not the mud monger! Do you think I'm stupid?
  • Some Guy: Jeez, sorry I asked.
  • Dirt Monger: Hahaha! One more thing, eating dirt has a direct connection to several radical far-right subcultures. Googling dirt eating may take you down a dark path. I just want everyone to know that they do not represent the whole of the dirt eating community. You can practice the sexual consumption of dirt without turning into a nazi. We completely and entirely disavow fascist dirt eaters. THANKS FOR READING.

My collaboration with @whatthefoucault for the Captain America Reverse Big Bang 2017 @capreversebb. !!! The fic can be found on Ao3 

It’s my first time participating in a reverse big bang and it has been lovely !! Thank you so much @whatthefoucault for your enthusiasm and for this adorable domestic fic. 

Also I’ve had the pleasure to work with two authors for this event so stay tuned for another fic with nearly the same but not completely identical pic ! 

melodrama breakdown
  • green light: I want the things ! I want them ! also fuck u
  • sober: okay so I'm uhh completely out of my fucking mind right now but it's good, little worried about what I'm going to be like sober
  • homemade dynamite: we just met but do you wanna blow something up
  • the louvre: we're the best couple. we're a work of art.
  • liability: I'm too much for you to handle.
  • hard feelings: uhhh I didn't realise being in love was going to be this hard
  • loveless: fuck love
  • sober II (melodrama): that feeling after the party or a concert of something where you're buzzing with adrenaline but you're about to crash
  • writer in the dark: take your broken heart and turn it into art
  • supercut: revisionist history
  • liability (reprise): maybe the party is meant to make us cry
  • perfect places: okay lets go party again
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everybody lives AU | AKATSUKI
• setting — the Last

Akatsuki becomes a mercenary group for hire, as they did in Road to Ninja. 
This is more appropriately named the “everybody comes back to life and somehow things work out AU”… but as promised, 10 Akatsuki members in the timeline of The Last! Designing is fun (esp the village flak jackets) (・∀・)

See more extensive character/AU details below the cut!:

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can we just take a moment to appreciate how incredible of an actor harry shum jr is. like you didn’t even have to hear him speak or get any verbal confirmation to know he wasn’t magnus. just by taking one look, you could tell it wasn’t him. harry was able to be a completely different character with completely different mannerisms; he didn’t even look like magnus. magnus’s chemistry with alec was turned on its head and the way he holds himself transformed. harry shum jr ladies and gentlemen.

the signs as kurt cobain quotes
  • Aries: The sun is gone, but I have a light.
  • Taurus: If it's illegal to rock and roll, throw my ass in jail!
  • Gemini: A friend is nothing but a known enemy.
  • Cancer: The worst crime is faking it.
  • Leo: I'd rather be hated for who I am rather than loved for who I am not.
  • Virgo: If you die you're completely happy and your soul somewhere lives on. I'm not afraid of dying. Total peace after death, becoming someone else is the best hope I've got.
  • Libra: I'm so happy because today I found my friends—they're in my head.
  • Scorpio: The duty of youth is to challenge corruption.
  • Sagittarius: Wanting to be someone else is a waste of the person you are.
  • Capricorn: If you ever need anything please don't hesitate to ask someone else first.
  • Aquarius: It's better to burn out than fade away.
  • Pisces: Drugs are a waste of time. They destroy your memory and your self-respect and everything that goes along with your self-esteem. They're no good at all.
  • RIP Kurt Cobain: February 20, 1967—April 5, 1994
Riordan dudes react to Tumblr!
  • Jason: Hmph, seems neat. Lots of people love us. What do you guys think?
  • Percy: Nice choice of color for the site if I do say so myself! What about you, guys!
  • Magnus: *In embarrassed tone* Man, these guys are nuts, thinking me & Alex are a thing! That bone-headed, lifeless, green-haired, peppermint-smelling, beautiful-eyed, completely perfect angel of...THIS WEBSITE'S COLOR SUCKS!!!
  • Carter: *In frustrated tone* Wow, I'm about as noticed here as I am in real life. What about you, Nico?
  • *Nico has a smile covering over his face, blushing*
  • Nico: *Whispering* solangelo
8th Year Quidditch Commentary
  • Luna: Ooh, Harry and Draco just completely missed the snitch again! Ron doesn't seem too happy about that. It's okay Ron, I'm sure they'll get together soon and be able to focus on something besides each other's arses—
  • McGonagall: MISS LOVEGOOD!
  • Luna: Sorry, Minerva! But I admit I can see why! I've always found Draco's bottom to be very shapely, and Harry's has recently become really toned—
  • McGonagall: I swear to you Miss Lovegood, I WILL replace you if you are incapable of focusing on Quidditch!
  • Luna: Oh, look! I think Slytherin has just scored. Whatever were you looking over here for, Ron? Anyway, Harry and Draco must both have a case of the Woomplies because just look at that tension! Come on, kiss him, Harry!
  • McGonagall: This is NOT a platform for you to make up some complete nonsense about— Oh, good lord.
  • Luna: Oh!! And it was actually Draco who went in for the kiss! That was a surprise! Harry seems quite excited about it though. Wow, they really are quite lovely together, don't you all think? Of course, Ginny is the loveliest player of all, but since this commentary is meant to target the interests of the entire student body, I will avoid discussing my girlfriend's beautiful, firm—
  • McGonagall: THAT IS QUITE ENOUGH, MISS LOVEGOOD!
  • Luna: Ooh, look! Slytherin have scored three more goals! Ronald seems very distracted. It's okay, Ron! I'm sure there will always be a place for you in Harry's heart!
  • McGonagall: I need a fucking drink.

i just.. . can’t get over sign of the times. there is so much feeling in it - hope, desperation, strength, vulnerability, pain, love, bravery - and all of it is so palpable, i feel like i can taste it in the air while the song’s playing. he pulls you in at the very first note and tangles you into his soul with every note after that. the energy in his voice just. it washes over you, wave after wave, like an ocean of electricity and emotion.