i'm bored so i'm just doing whatever


a soft and beautiful man and the sharp asshole that lives in his house

BBC Sherlock Holmes {Sentence Starters}
  • "Don't talk out loud. You lower the IQ of the whole street."
  • "Did I get anything wrong?"
  • "He's an arrogant sod."
  • "Did he offer you money to spy on me?"
  • "You were thinking. It's annoying."
  • "Oh, what, now? I'm in shock! Look, I've got a blanket."
  • "You haven’t written a word, have you?"
  • "Face the other way, you're putting me off."
  • "Try not to start a war before I get home, you know what it does for the traffic."
  • "Stop it! We can't giggle at a crime scene!"
  • "Don't move, don't speak, don't breathe! I'm trying to think."
  • "What exactly am I supposed to be doing here?"
  • "What is it like in your funny little brains? It must be so boring."
  • "Well this is a prime spot. Must be expensive."
  • "That's clever. Is it clever? Why is it clever?"
  • "Spot on, then. I didn't expect to be right about everything."
  • "Can I borrow your phone? There's no signal on mine."
  • "Yes, thank you for your input."
  • "I'm a high-functioning sociopath. Do your research."
  • "Fine. We'll start with the riding crop."
  • "You can't just break into my flat!"
  • "All lives end. All hearts are broken. Caring is not an advantage."
  • "They’re right about you. You’re a bloody psychopath."
  • "Listen, whatever you say, I'm behind you one hundred percent."
  • "I don't have 'friends'!"
  • "Concentrate. I need you to concentrate. Close your eyes."
  • "Every fairy tale needs a good old-fashioned villain."
  • "Look at those cheekbones. I could cut myself slapping that face."
  • "I've never begged for mercy in my life."
  • "Stop inflicting your opinions on the world!"
  • "You realize this is a tiny bit humiliating?"
  • "Yes, punch me in the face. Didn't you hear me?"

cliffobaby-deactivated20160403  asked:

can you just imagine it though like you'd be lying in bed together, cuddling or whatever and while you were watching one of your favorite shows or whatever, Luke would get super bored and he'd grab one of his markers and draw random patterns on your back to occupy himself, and he'd end up making a really pretty tribal pattern so he'd take a picture of his phone and show you and he'd be like, "now you should let me do the real thing, i'm sort of a professional," with a cocky smirk i'm crying


anonymous asked:

I've been wanting to write for a very long time, but never thought I was good enough. A month ago, I finally gathered up the courage to do it, so I did what every blog/forum tells new writers to do: just write. Now, I have a filled ~200 page journal in front of me, but as I'm flipping through.. I'm so.. dissapointed? The writing is so flat and boring and bumpy and gross. And I just feel like every one of my insecurities have been confirmed ... are some people just not meant to be writers?

Duuuuuuude. Dude. Stop. You know what you have that TONS of people don’t have? A filled 200 page journal all with words written by you, that are yours to tweak and rewrite and edit and to do with whatever else you please.

Here’s the thing you have to remember. What you’re seeing when you read a book is the cumulative effort of years of writing practice, several rewrites, and hours of editing sessions including the original author and paid professionals whose sole job is to make the author’s work all shiny and gorgeous before it gets printed up and put on bookstore shelves. 

Don’t compare your diamond in the rough to a diamond that has been polished to perfection by professionals. The fact that you filled a 200 word journal tells me, without having seen a single word you wrote, that you are ABSOLUTELY cut out to be a writer! 

anonymous asked:

Do you have a list of Mikey ones that will just fuck me up? I'm bored and it's a Friday night so I'm having major Mikey feels

Oh, do I - those are some of my favourites to write, and it’s my life goal to have my writing fuck up people every now and then. It really depends on how you’d define fuck me up, but I’ve got a few that might meet whatever you have in mind - I do hope you like them and that I can make your Friday night a little better ~

  • He Doesn’t Share Your Feelings (here)
  • You Have a Miscarriage (here)
  • Spiderman AU (here)
  • Soulmate AU - Colours (here)
  • “If I Stay” AU (here)
  • Mermaid AU (here)
  • Vampire Hunter AU (here)
  • Music Shop AU (here)
  • You Get Him to Open Up (here)
  • Tattoo Artist AU (here)
  • Soulmate AU - Last Words Tattoo (here)
  • He Loves Me, He Loves Me Not (here)
  • Bad Accident (here)