i'm bored and he's so cute

Can’t stop thinking Victor is feeling jealous in that last scene…I mean just look at that lovey-dovey  Victor cuddling with Yuuri scene and with Yuuri’s fan’s arriving how Victor’s face turns from a excited and warm one to a boring and emotionless face like “*sigh, why now?”.

..well, he’s still cute anyway but…omfg…this pair is so f*cking CUTE–. 

Translated a super cute snippet from the latest Otomedia December 2015 issue about One Punch Man and Saitama & Genos’ relationship, found on Twitter:

A man with an intense training regime with a strength that no other person can surpass, Saitama. Just when he was getting bored with his monotonous daily life, an attractive cyborg, Genos, appears. Genos soon becomes infatuated by Saitama’s strength and personality, going so far as to even barge in to move in with Saitama, causing Saitama’s daily life to change little by little.


T/N: *screaming*

I should be editing OTN but instead my brain got stuck on fake-dating tropes and… this happened?

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Montparnasse was bored.

They’d been waiting for Claquesous to come and meet them to go for lunch, but he’d texted just minutes ago to say he couldn’t make it. Now Montparnasse was hungry, irritated and had no plans for their afternoon. 

They leaned against the wall beside the bistro, shooting off a text Éponine to see if she was looking for company at work.

Busy. Éponine texted back and Montparnasse sighed.

“Hey, there you are!”

Montparnasse turned reflexively as someone appeared at their side and- what the fuck- slipped an arm through theirs. They looked down, ready to tear into whoever the hell thought had they had the right to touch them without permission and paused. A pair of gorgeous dark eyes blinked up at him from a pretty freckled face.

“I hope you haven’t been waiting long?”

The stranger’s long red hair was wind-tangled and their expression was pleading as they pressed something into Montparnasse’s free hand. Montparnasse looked down to see a phone, open on an unsent text message.

PLS the text said HELP ME GET rID OF HIM!!!!?

Over the redhead’s shoulder a guy was hurrying towards them, frowning at Montparnasse.

Montparnasse smiled, thinking quickly. “You’re late,” they leaned down to kiss the redhead hello, cheeks pinking up against their own.

“Sorry,” they said, slightly breathless. “I got held up.”

“Jehan?” the guy hovered a foot or so away, “who is this?”

Jehan’s eyes widened a fraction but Montparnasse didn’t skip a beat.

“Montparnasse,” they introduced themself, giving the guy a dismissive once over. “Jehan’s partner. Who are you?”

“I-” the guy stuttered, “I’m Robert. You’re Jehan’s boyfriend? I’ve never heard of you.”

“I’m their partner,” Montparnasse repeated.

“You’re married?” Robert spluttered, wide-eyed with misplaced betrayal.

Montparnasse rolled their eyes. “I’m not a boy. Listen, Roger, we really have to be going.”

“I-”

“Bye, Robert!” Jehan said quickly, giving him a wave and tugging Montparnasse along with them as they walked away, arm in arm.

“Thank you so much,” they said quietly once the two of them were safely out of hearing range, “I am really sorry. He just wouldn’t take the hint and I didn’t know what to do.”

“So you thought you’d avail yourself of a stand-in partner?” Montparnasse smirked down at them.

“I hate that patriarchal bullshit, don’t get me wrong, but I needed a quick fix.” Jehan hadn’t let go of Montparnasse’s arm, leaning in close to their side.

“And you picked me because, what, I looked intimidating?”

“I thought you looked nice.”

“Nice,” Montparnasse repeated, slightly incredulous.

“Well, I was right,” Jehan smiled up at him and it was like the sun breaking through clouds on a spring day. “You are nice. You helped me, didn’t you?”

“I suppose I did.”

“Would you like to go get a coffee or something?”

Montparnasse risked a glance over their shoulder. “I don’t think he’s following us anymore.”

“No,” Jehan was blushing again, fingers tightening reflexively on Montparnasse’s arm through their coat. “I meant, as a thank you?” they tucked their hair behind their ears and bit down on their lower lip nervously. They were wearing tiny earrings shaped like sunflowers. 

Montparnasse was utterly smitten.

“Sure,” they smiled, “coffee sounds great.”

Mystic Messenger Characters as Pokemon

(Again idk but I’m bored so here it is)

Yoosung -

Originally posted by shelgon

(Ok I can’t help but imagine that Yoosung would be adorable and innocent no matter what he is and come on Rockruff is the more adorable puppy ever! Besides can you imagine how cute Yoosung would be as a Rockruff being super protective of MC? And wanting to cuddle with them?)

(And this would be him going yandere)

Originally posted by lock-wolf

(NO REGRETS! (lol))

Zen -

Originally posted by guzzlord

(Elegant, beautiful and unique (to one region anyways) I think this lovely rendition of Ninetales fits Zen rather well. He would practically melt as the MC brushed his fur and would love spending time lounging around with them.)

Jumin -

Originally posted by the-dark-flight

(Serious and cool looking I think Decidueye would fit Jumin well. He is the type to be cold and calculating in combat but when it comes to MC he would become cuddly and be happy whenever being shown affection by them. He will screech at anyone that comes too close to MC to get them away from them.)

Jaehee -

Originally posted by redenchilada

(Cute and non threatening in appearance? I think that fits Jaehee to a T. Underestimate this pokemon and you will regret it! (Seriously she is adorable and can do Judo. I love her) She’s the type that loves helping MC from chores to shopping and everything in between. The moment she senses MC is in danger she becomes very protective.)

Saeyoung -

Originally posted by pokemon

(A pokemon that hides it’s true form behind a mask? (Cloth..) It seems like it would be a good fit for Saeyoung. He would be afraid of MC seeing what he really looks like and being afraid of him like everyone else has been but at the same time he wants MC to see who he really is and accept him for it. He will also do his best to be cute and goofy to make MC laugh whenever they might be sad.)

Saeran -

Originally posted by butt-berry

(A beautiful, aloof pokemon distrustful of humans because of their upbringing? (Absol’s are regarded as harbingers of disastrous because they are usually around when calamities strike (though that’s because they can sense danger rather than cause it)) I think that would fit Saeran. He wouldn’t like being around people and would often avoid them until he had met the MC when he had saved them from being harmed. He would try to leave them soon after but MC would try and be his friend and eventually Saeran would warm up to them. Do not approach Saeran’s MC. He will lash out without hesitation.)

(I used Mega Evolution Absol because he is beautiful like Saeran!)

MC -

Originally posted by guzzlord

(As a male or female MC and everything in between I think the MC would be perfect as a Ribombee because they are adorable and innocent looking like they are. Seriously who wouldn’t love getting a little hug from this cutie? Pretty sure all the MM characters would melt with an affection MC Ribombee giving them hugs hehe)

V -

Originally posted by cobalon

(A pokemon that can’t see, is mysterious and adorable? I think it fits V pretty well. I think V would be sad as a  Nihilego at first because of how out of place he feels being in a different world but after encountering the MC and bonding with them he becomes happier and loves being around them. He’s pretty shy around other people though.)

Rika - 

Originally posted by shinycaterpie

(Rika is Lusamine. Seriously the insanity she showed Lusamine seemed to immolate as well.)

Okay so baek is still doing his live stream, but I wanna rant a little. There are so many people demanding to see his face and and speak in English and so much other shit and he’s over here giving us fucking gold. He keeps waving to us with his cute little hair sprout and he watched and sang along to Curtain and like pretended to touch jm’s face through the screen. Let him do what he wants, Christ! I also saw a comment that was like ‘this is boring’ …then leave the stream nothing could be easier.

Sorry, I just…it’s so cringey when people demand shit and so frustrating when they say that it’s boring because baek didn’t have to do this. And this happens all the time not just on baek’s, but I guess I’m just feeling rant-y today.

In Bitty’s first year, there are 58 panels in which we can see Jack’s face. Of those, he’s smiling in 10, including weird baby!Jack Zimmermann pooping on the Stanley Cup:

[Evidence 1, your honor]

That amounts to 17.24%. Jack smiles on less than a 20% of the appearances in which we can see his face.

Now, Bitty’s sophomore year is being a bit different so far.

Jack has been in 31 panels in which we could see his face. Of those, he was smiling in 19 (and there a few more in which we can assume he’s laughing/smiling but we can’t see it, like last panel of Hazeapalooza):

[evidence 2]

That’s 61.29%. 3.5 times more than in Bitty’s freshman year.

And that’s it. This post is pointless I just wanted to see Jack smiling and I wanted to share my happiness at how much he smiles in season 2.

(I’m terrible at basic maths like COUNTING, so if you spot something I missed or anything wrong, let me know! All art belongs to Ngozi. Go read her comic Check, Please! if you havent yet :) )

How to learn faster Seventeen members' names : a guide by the one and only missdreamer aka Diana
  • S.Coups : delicious lips, looks like a bad-ass guy, but he's very fragille and innocent.
  • Junghan/Jeonghan : Korea's Jennifer Lopez, his hair will make you jealous as fuck, actual ange.
  • Joshua : cat eyes, prettier than you'll ever be, English speaker.
  • Jun : Heechul's lost son, he looks that gold dog meme.
  • Hoshi : small eyes, hyperactive, he's trying to be sexy but he always fails, cute as fuck.
  • Wonwoo : the guy you always forget his name, deep voice.
  • Woozi : looks like Suga, the small guy that is not that innocent you think he is.
  • DK : "BABY YOU ARE MY ANJIEL", fucking big and beautiful smile.
  • Mingyu : the guy that is always with Wonwoo, tall and dumb, his English is the funniest thing ever "BOHNANA".
  • The8 : big eyes, fucking cute, he doesn't talk too much but when he does a flower came back to life.
  • Seungkwan : chubby face, he's always talking, ALWAYS!, Seventeen's diva.
  • Vernon : the "where is your Korean part?" guy, fucking rapper.
  • Dino : that cute maknae, the boy with a lot of passion and ambition (he'll kill us in the future I can tell this to you from now).

anonymous asked:

Well my crush is like 10 years older than me and I haven't seen him in years but damn that penetrating Scorpio stare has been HAUNTING me. He has his moon in my 7th house, isn't it cute? He's probably married by now though lol fuCk me!

track him down and make him get a divorce!!

unless he has children, then you gotta marry the oldest child when he is of age.