i'm average!

I think one of the funniest things I’ve accidentally taught my parrot is yelling “WHAT?”

The best part is that if he says something weird and and someone else says “what???” he usually repeats what he just said.

Like just now, I was cooking in the kitchen and he heard me boiling water so he asked “you wanna noodle?” but I couldn’t quite hear him so I yelled “WHAT” and he repeated “you wanna noodle?”

Mostly he just likes yelling it, though.

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Damn, I’m super late for the 16 milion subs party of @therealjacksepticeye! but eh, anyway, this took A LOT to finish (and I also lost the recording to make the speedpaint *cries in italian*) but it was fun! I’ve never drawn so many Sams! I’m good for like a year! Hope you guys like it!

Friendly reminder that -

  • Percy’s neutral expression is a natural brooding look that he gets from Poseidon
  • That when he does smile it’s crooked and makes him look like a trouble maker
  • When he talks it’s usually very sarcastic and/or impertinent 
  • His inner monologue is actually very negative and while we, as the readers, take it as a joke he’s usually pretty pessimistic for a good portion of the time
  • That when he’s fighting his expression is fierce and is hard to tell whether he is the good guy or not
  • That Leo Valdez equated Percy’s angry expression to the feeling he gets when Jason is about to shoot lightning. Let me repeat - just the look on Percy’s face when he’s angry was considered on par to Jason controlling flipping lightning
  • That he’s very very vindictive and loyal only to those he considers his friends and once you lose his trust it is nearly impossible to earn back 
  • That while he had the curse of achilles, he laughed crazily while he was single handedly destroying hordes of monsters
  • He made an entire volcano erupt, awakened a giant, and almost wiped out the northwest of the united states
  • He tortured a godess just so she would feel his misery
  • That he’s actually very manipulative and it made Annabeth step back for a moment and reevaluate her perception of him
  • That while his dark side came to it’s peak in house of hades and wasn’t mentioned in blood of olympus, there was no confirmation that it suddenly and completely disappeared after they left Tartarus.
  • Has been the child of the prophecy twice.
  • He manipulated Bob to kill his own brother by simply convincing him that they were friends and that is what friends did for each other
  • He was physically abused by his step father
  • That with absolutely no training at all he killed the minotaur with it’s own horn at the mere age of twelve
  • He wins a good majority of his fights by simply outsmarting his opponent 
  • He has scared not only Annabeth but his friends and peers on more than one occasion with his attitude and powers
  • That he’s considered extremely powerful for a demigod and for a child of the big three and makes the gods slightly nervous
  • That when he’s upset his powers act to mimic his emotions without him even trying
  • Has been offered immortality
  • That he is actually really sorta intimidating without trying 
  • That we need to stop reducing Percy’s character to a happy-go-lucky comic relief goofball that doesn’t know his left foot from right because he is so much more than that
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So were re-watching the LotR trilogy (again) & I noticed Legolas recycling bits of his dad’s old quotes.

Well obviously, I know Return of the King was released first. But it’s interesting that they’d have Thrandy use the same phrase to describe the threat of Mordor in DoS. It makes it look like Leggy is echoing his father’s words when you re-watch RotK.

The other day I made a post where I said that I wasn’t big on Antisepticeye fan theories, but this is hardcore bugging me, so I gotta get it out there.

Remember when the community named Jack’s little glitch “Antisepticeye,” and everyone was like, “Well, Antisepticeye is the cure, right, so does that make Jack evil???” Or something to that effect.

Why was that theory dropped?

Think about it.

In October Antisepticeye popped up for brief moments of time in a handful of videos, before he eventually took control in the pumpkin carving video. He even killed Jack.

But Jack was back in the next video, like nothing had happened. This implies that Jack is powerful enough to take back control and possibly come back to life?

Everyone has been talking about how Anti must be the one controlling Dr Schneeplestein and the other alternates but, oddly enough, I haven’t seen any posts where someone talks about the possibility that Jack is the Puppet Master here, not Anti.

Maybe it isn’t Jack who’s asking for help in the video titles.


Originally posted by heckyeahreactiongifs

I’ve tried to look up if anyone else noticed this but only found one instance on Reddit… and it was only a small comment. 

IS THIS A COINCIDENCE OR IS IT JUST ME?!

- ded, very ded

someone: oh my god were you CRYING???

me, not even 4 minutes after a full on breakdown: 

Bro Average Chase is adorable but I started thinking about things;

Why did Stacy leave him? In fact, how long have the pair been married for? What are their kids like? Do they know their dad? Do they like him?

I’m pretty sure Chase looks old enough to have kids who are around about 5 or 6 at the oldest, so maybe he got Stacy pregnant in high school or college and then they decided to get married. Maybe Chase had good prospects, maybe even a good job and earned enough money to keep the kids support but… Somehow, what goes up must go down. Chase got fired, or was made redundant, or his job went bust or something. 

Yeah, he probably got a YouTube channel to get money for the kids. But then Stacy started getting upset that the money wasn’t coming as fast as she wanted, and then she divorced him. And for safety’s sake, took the kids with her. She didn’t want them knowing that Chase couldn’t make enough money to support them. 

So yeah, that’s my depressing headcanon about Chase. 

The fact that Jughead is only 16 and is handling pretty much everything going on in his life by himself is the reason I can’t sleep at night

anonymous asked:

hi I never request (only read for like 5 hours..😂) how about an mc who is incredibly beautiful like prettier than the moon (zen) , but is just like "ya i'm average?" about it.

Thank you for requesting! Enjoy ♡ 

Yoosung:

✮ cries when he sees you
✮ he’s just so !!!!
✮ surprised and excited and completely blown away 
✮ Seven had mentioned in the chat that you were really cute
even if you modestly denied it 
✮ he knew you were going to be cute but this !!!
✮ when he sees you on stage while making his speech 
✮ he kind of “oh that must be [Y/N]… woah” 
✮ before V is like ‘yoosung!’ 
✮ tries to keep his cool but his face is a furnace
✮ whenever you disagree with him about how ‘you must be an actual angel handcrafted by God specially’ 
✮ he’s so shocked ??
✮ like,,, ‘what do you mean you aren’t perfectly flawless???’ 
✮ says that you’re even more beautiful than Rika 
✮ honestly compliments you all the time 

Jaehee: 

✎ she first sees you when you arrive and she’s checking off the guests 
✎ she’s super confused 
✎ and asks if you’re with the modelling company 
✎ you kinda blush and laugh 
✎ and she’s like !!!!!!! 
✎ ‘i’ve been blessed’ ‘i have been forgiven for all my sins’ 
✎ when you tell her who you are she gets so hot?
✎ is this embarrassment? is she just incredibly flustered?
✎ she doesn’t know but she does know that she’s never felt this way around someone before
✎ whenever you say you don’t think you’re that pretty 
she judo drops you 
✎ she just drowns you in compliments and won’t even listen to you 
✎ tells you that angels shouldn’t be modest 

Zen: 

✿ is S H O O K
✿ like,,, there’s someone in the RFA that’s more attractive than him?
✿ and you never talked about it?!?!?!
✿ constantly begins to send selfies to the chat like ‘eyeyeyey’
✿ and you compliment him but don’t send one back
✿ and he’s so confused??
✿ so he says that ‘you should flaunt your beauty around’
✿ when he hears that you’re not as confident as him in your looks and that you don’t think you’re that great
✿ he considers sending you to a doctor
obviously is that cheesy guy like ‘[Y/N] is your eyesight okay?’  
✿ when you move in with him it’s CUDDLES, COMPLIMENTS, SELFIEEEES

Jumin: 

₩ as soon as he sees you he offers you a modelling contract 
₩ you laugh bc you think he’s joking (because he’s such a prankster lolol)
₩ and he kinda pauses because your laugh !!
₩ he swear he saw sparkles around you 
₩ he buys you so many dresses and jewellery 
₩ and if you at all put yourself below the line of perfect 
₩ he pulls out the big guns 
₩ ‘I think you’re even more beautiful than Elizabeth the 3rd’ 
₩ if you argue he will just kind off 
₩ ‘nope. no.’ 
₩ keeps interrupting you so he can’t hear the lies 
₩ sends blurry photos of you to the RFA 
₩ goes to photography classes so he can ‘capture your beauty’ 

Seven/Saeyoung:

⌨  when he was doing the background check AND saw you through the CCTV 
⌨  gets thrown back off his chair from the power of his nosebleed 
⌨  is genuinely amazed 
⌨  enjoys creeping on you through the camera in the hallway 
⌨  mentions it one day in the chat 
⌨  ‘hey zen, did you know that [Y/N] is more beautiful than you?’ 
⌨  zen is shocked and spams you with ‘IS THIS TRUE’ 
⌨  and you say no and saeyoung is like ????
⌨  ‘uh, yeah it is. i’ve seen you with my own four eyes’ 
⌨  once all the bullshit is over and you live with him 
⌨  he’s programmed the robot puppy to bark loudly at you if you say that you aren’t perfect and flawless 
⌨  probably wraps his entire body around you while complimenting you endlessly

CONTINUE TO SEND IN REQUESTS ♡

your fave is problematic: crankgameplays

• lurks on other youtubers channels, most definitely trash like the rest of us
• probably sends people memes at three am, unaware it’s three am
• calls himself a meme lord
• likes pinapple on pizza?? apparently it’s problematic to some so
• his hair is a primary color, so then he thinks he is primary to the situation
• still says xD
• doesn’t proofread anything ever
• only wears sweaters and that one hat that says “hentai” on the front
• loves dogs more than people
• too much anger for such small child; will fight anyone no matter how much skill they have
• all of the netherlands is taller than him
• heck i’m taller than him
• probably doesn’t read directions when told to
• is too cute for the universe