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I think one of the funniest things I’ve accidentally taught my parrot is yelling “WHAT?”

The best part is that if he says something weird and and someone else says “what???” he usually repeats what he just said.

Like just now, I was cooking in the kitchen and he heard me boiling water so he asked “you wanna noodle?” but I couldn’t quite hear him so I yelled “WHAT” and he repeated “you wanna noodle?”

Mostly he just likes yelling it, though.

someone: oh my god were you CRYING???

me, not even 4 minutes after a full on breakdown: 

Friendly reminder that -

  • Percy’s neutral expression is a natural brooding look that he gets from Poseidon
  • That when he does smile it’s crooked and makes him look like a trouble maker
  • When he talks it’s usually very sarcastic and/or impertinent 
  • His inner monologue is actually very negative and while we, as the readers, take it as a joke he’s usually pretty pessimistic for a good portion of the time
  • That when he’s fighting his expression is fierce and is hard to tell whether he is the good guy or not
  • That Leo Valdez equated Percy’s angry expression to the feeling he gets when Jason is about to shoot lightning. Let me repeat - just the look on Percy’s face when he’s angry was considered on par to Jason controlling flipping lightning
  • That he’s very very vindictive and loyal only to those he considers his friends and once you lose his trust it is nearly impossible to earn back 
  • That while he had the curse of achilles, he laughed crazily while he was single handedly destroying hordes of monsters
  • He made an entire volcano erupt, awakened a giant, and almost wiped out the northwest of the united states
  • He tortured a godess just so she would feel his misery
  • That he’s actually very manipulative and it made Annabeth step back for a moment and reevaluate her perception of him
  • That while his dark side came to it’s peak in house of hades and wasn’t mentioned in blood of olympus, there was no confirmation that it suddenly and completely disappeared after they left Tartarus.
  • Has been the child of the prophecy twice.
  • He manipulated Bob to kill his own brother by simply convincing him that they were friends and that is what friends did for each other
  • He was physically abused by his step father
  • That with absolutely no training at all he killed the minotaur with it’s own horn at the mere age of twelve
  • He wins a good majority of his fights by simply outsmarting his opponent 
  • He has scared not only Annabeth but his friends and peers on more than one occasion with his attitude and powers
  • That he’s considered extremely powerful for a demigod and for a child of the big three and makes the gods slightly nervous
  • That when he’s upset his powers act to mimic his emotions without him even trying
  • Has been offered immortality
  • That he is actually really sorta intimidating without trying 
  • That we need to stop reducing Percy’s character to a happy-go-lucky comic relief goofball that doesn’t know his left foot from right because he is so much more than that

The fact that Jughead is only 16 and is handling pretty much everything going on in his life by himself is the reason I can’t sleep at night

your fave is problematic: crankgameplays

• lurks on other youtubers channels, most definitely trash like the rest of us
• probably sends people memes at three am, unaware it’s three am
• calls himself a meme lord
• likes pinapple on pizza?? apparently it’s problematic to some so
• his hair is a primary color, so then he thinks he is primary to the situation
• still says xD
• doesn’t proofread anything ever
• only wears sweaters and that one hat that says “hentai” on the front
• loves dogs more than people
• too much anger for such small child; will fight anyone no matter how much skill they have
• all of the netherlands is taller than him
• heck i’m taller than him
• probably doesn’t read directions when told to
• is too cute for the universe

not-your-average-metalhead  asked:

Okay but I'm really worried because what if Jack spares the seven daughters after defeating them, and becomes like a father figure to them and bonds and teaches them. That would be really great to see but at some point he still has to go back in time and defeat Aku, and leave them. And if he does defeat Aku that means they will cease to exist. And I don't think I have the emotional capacity for an episode like that.


I’ve been thinking about this for 13 years and I’m not over it to this day. Jack going back and erasing everyone and everything he’s done rip my emotions. I kinda always wondered if he would opt for staying for this exact reason and just defeating Aku in the future. But like, crying a lot over this.

Voltron headcanon: Keith has never in his life seen Lilo and Stitch. The team rectifies this and is not prepared for Keith to be completely emotionally destroyed by this movie.


so if you guys wanted to know what I did over winter break

You guys legit make me cry btw with your compliments and sweet and supportive words I hope you all have amazing lives and are loved and I just really care for all of you don’t hesitate to ask me for anything even tho I take forever to reply!

It makes me cry how you treat me like I’m super special and I feel so happy, I always thought of myself as a basic simblr, not even a good one- I guess I have low self esteem- haha. So thank you so much- for making me feel important and loved and special and like I have all these friends! You guys are like my second family! You have no idea how cherished you all are

anonymous asked:

I really really love Lord John and I was wondering if you know of any good blogs that post LJG content? Cause I can't seem to find many :(

ahhh i’m sorry but i don’t know! largely because i’ve been putting off watching the s2 finale (going on 9 months now lmao) and have been blacklisting the outlander tag. honestly i’ve just been posting bits as i read the series and not engaging in much fandom interaction at all 

i’m sure if you search the tags you’d find some relevant blogs? @any of my followers, suggestions welcome! alternatively, like this ask if you post LJG, i suppose?

i should really just watch the damn finale and unblock the tag 


Limitless - 1x21 - Finale: Part One!

“You didn’t have anyone there to to call it out. You didn’t have anyone on NZT and I kinda hate to say it, but you didn’t have me!”