Just write a poly involving were-any-large-carnivores and it will be bought. You know this to be true.
Is this your way of telling me to write werewolf vampire porn? Cause if it is I’m 100% down with this.
Also now all I have in my head is a vampire and a werewolf who love each other despite clan feud wars and they meet in secret on moonlit nights. I could be the Shakespeare of our time.
“But soft, what light through yonder window breaks?”
“It’s the dawn, Vlad, you idiot. Get away from the window you know you’re not supposed to be up at this hour.”
“You have no poetry in your soul.”
“At least I have a soul.”
“You are so grumpy in the morning.”
“NO SHIT, I’M A CREATURE OF THE NIGHT, VLAD.”
“I love ruffling your fur.”
“I SWEAR TO GOD I WILL SHED ON EVERYTHING YOU LOVE, COME AWAY FROM THE WINDOW RIGHT NOW”