i'm also proud of this bye

GOOD MORNING CAN YOU BELIEVE TALENTED PRINCE YURI PLISETSKY ORIGINALLY HAD A LILIA-CHOREOGRAPHED EXHIBITION PROGRAM BUT HE WAS SO FRUSTRATED HIS FREE SKATE DIDN’T GO AS PLANNED THAT HE SAID FUCK THAT AND CHOREOGRAPHED WELCOME TO THE MADNESS, THE MOST YURI PLISETSKY ROUTINE TO EVER ROUTINE, IN ONE NIGHT, BY HIMSELF????

LIVE YOUR TRUTH YURI WE CAN ALL ONLY DREAM OF BEING SO MAJESTICALLY FUELED BY SHEER SPITE (x

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Did you arrest him because of what I said? Only in part. But it helped? Yeah.

home is wherever i’m with you

length: 1k

genre(s): fluff

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a/n: thank you to @cherryonsimon​ for the beta and @amazingmsme​ for the prompt!!

baz has a thing for simon’s wings, especially when he’s having a bad day




Simon
I can tell Baz’s had a bad day the moment he enters the flat, slamming the door behind him and muttering about daft professors and fucking study groups and–for some reason–his father. Baz has bad days and then he has Bad Days, and I can tell today is the latter.  His face is pinched, his frown is deep, and I’m not shocked when he doesn’t stop to kiss me on his way in.

Baz doesn’t live with Penny and me, but he’s over here often enough that it feels like it sometimes. He’s even got his own key and drawer. His shampoo is next to mine in the shower. It’s not much different than when we were roommates at Watford, except it feels more domestic now, means something different. There we cohabitated because we had to, now we do it because we want to. It’s scary sometimes how okay I am with that.

Baz claims it’s just because Fiona is gone so much and he can’t be bothered to buy food, but I know better.

I also know better than to push him to admit things.

It took us a while to get to this point, if I’m honest. We still get into it, even now that we’re together. Some things never really change. He’s overdramatic, Baz is. And stubborn. And I suppose I can be a bit stubborn at times too, which isn’t very helpful when you’re having a row and neither side will back down.

But I’m always careful around him when he gets like this and I always know what he needs.

The first time it happened, we’d been on the couch watching Masterchef reruns. I’d been about to get up to get a snack because the show always makes me hungry, when I felt Baz’s fingers brushing my right wing. My first instinct was to pull it back until I noticed his expression. He looked peaceful as he stroked it and I found I didn’t mind the sensation all that much. Or having to give up my snack.

Actually, that’s a lie.  I pushed him away about 10 minutes later and got some crisps from the kitchen. He looked ready to throttle me until I handed him his own bag (salt & vinegar) and we resumed our earlier position.

It’s turned into a routine. Most days it’s just idle touches here and there, but on bad days, especially Bad Days, Baz likes to snuggle under them like a child. I don’t mind. I spent so long making him miserable, I’d do most anything to make him happy.

Baz
Fucking Snow is waiting by the door when I get home, looking like a kicked puppy when I shove my way past him to the bathroom. I strip down once I’m there and turn on the shower, hotter than it needs to be. I need to wash this day off of my skin, scald myself until it’s completely gone and I can forget about every little thing that went wrong.

I know he won’t try to talk to me about it. It’s one of the (many) things I love about Simon. He understands that sometimes it’s okay to just… not talk.

I can hear him bustling around the flat even through the bathroom door. He’s not exactly quiet, especially when he’s always bumping things with his wings or tripping over that damn tail.

I step under the spray and let the water run down my back. The slight burn feels good. Therapeutic. Grabbing my shampoo from the shelf where I’d left it the last time I was here, I start to wash up.

Occasionally I think I should stop pretending and just move in properly, but we really do need space from each other sometimes. Still, I’ve left so much over here. Like clothes. And shampoo. My shampoo that Simon used once, when his ran out, and I hated it. He smelled… wrong. Which is about a thousand times worse when you’ve got a vampiric supernose.

I finish up in the shower and put on a pair of Simon’s trackies. I briefly consider nicking a t-shirt as well, but the holes on the back always feel weird, like a draft right on your shoulder blades.

When I enter the lounge Simon’s waiting with a cup of tea and his wing open at his side. He’s put in the dvd for the first season of Downton Abbey, a major acquiescence on his part (although he does occasionally get into the storylines).  

I sit next to him and lean into his side. He rests his wing on my shoulder, effectively wrapping me up, and I exhale and reach for the cup. He’s made it just the way I like it, the way only he knows: with lots of sugar and light on the milk. The exact opposite of him. His own pale brown cup is sitting half-drunk on the coffee table, probably already cold. Simon has a habit of doing that.

“I like this.” I say and take a sip. It’s perfect.

“I know,” he replies, “you don’t exactly keep it a secret.”

It’s true. I’m a bit obsessed with Simon’s wings. Sue me. I’m always finding excuses to touch them, especially on days like this when nothing seems to be going quite right and all I want to do is curl up on the couch and hide from the world.

Once I’ve finished my tea, we rearrange ourselves on the couch so I’m almost in Simon’s lap and both of his wings are surrounding me. We lay like that until the first episode fades into the second and I realize that Simon’s fallen asleep behind me. I feel his warm breath against the back of my neck as he begins to snore softly. It’s comforting, this routine.

I suppose it’s not quite normal–normal, not Normal–to enjoy being cocooned by a pair of wings belonging to your boyfriend, but then again, nothing about our life is.

And that’s perfectly fine by me.

McHanzo Week 2016, Day 2 - Domestic Life
I wanted to draw them painting each other the walls in their new house (does this count?)¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Tbh I don’t really like how it turned out but I still want to post something every day of The Week™, so here it goes, I guess

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dripple is peaceful at night

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McHanzo Week 2016, Day 3 - Alternate Universe
Who doesn’t love the good old Hogwarts AU?
Today there’s a bonus one because I really love this AU <:3c tbh I made the second one like a month ago but shh ((ALSO THEY SWAP SCARVES ISNT’T IT CUTE i mean can they do it if they’re in other houses? eh ¯\_(ツ)_/¯))

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I SURVIVED THE FIRST DAY OF SCHOOL, YA'LL PROUD OF ME?

I’m not, I’m dead inside. Highlights of the day: - My history teacher saw one of those guide dogs and legit dropped everything to pet it for a few minutes (ME) - She also called Benjamin Franklin a manwhore (her words not mine pffft) - The computers in my digital art class had medibang and firealpaca so we’re probably gonna draw in there (but only for class work mehhhhh…) - I saw a dog in class today

Originally posted by staythesameforever

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Indeed, the most satisfying outcome of the tournament is that Arthur’s actions have shown me that he is now truly ready to be King.

Yuuri throughout the series
  • Episode 1: What the hell?
  • Episode 2: LETS EAT KATSUDON BOO and y is dis angry kitten here
  • Episode 3: imma precious katsudon watch only me russian man and o n l y me and call me daddy while you're at it will ya
  • Episode 4: such depression very insecure much wow
  • Episode 5: broke my nose gotta hug vitya like right fckn now and oh i have to confess mah lurb in television bc why not
  • Episode 6: takin eros on a whole nother level
  • Episode 7: such depression very anxious so insecure much w– HE KISSED mE HE kISSED ME HE KISSED ME HE KISSED ME HE KIS–
  • Episode 8: And agaIN taking Eros on a wHOLE NOTHER LEVEL and also proud dadda (YURIO! DAVAI!!!) everything's so nice and I'm so happy and– MAKKACHIN WTF!!!
  • Episode 9: vitya's not here and I need to hug someone NOW ... gotta hug every fckn person in this building then and pls play "run to you" by Whitney Houston when I'm running towards Vitya pls thx
  • Episode 10: We're married fuckers
  • Episode 11: Gotta end this and I won't explain what I meant with "this" cause cliffhanger bye
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endless list of favourite television showsgilmore girls
      ✿ “oh, i can’t stop drinking the coffee … i stop drinking the coffee, i stop doing the standing and walking and words-putting-into-sentence doing.”

AARON PLAYING WITH HIS ENGAGEMENT RING IS ONE OF THE BEST THINGS I’VE EVER SEEN???

like that means so much?? he ain’t ignoring it, he’s just casually playing with it during such a random moment in the day, cos fuck me he’s engaged to robert sugden.

and oh my god it stands for so much. it stands for his love for robert and robert’s love for him. but also how far aaron’s come with himself. how he said he’d never walk down a street holding hands with a man and now he’s about to fucking marry one. for the rest of his life.

aaron dingle’s engaged to be married and he’s happy and he’s proud.

OKAY LET ME TALK ABOUT THAT SHOWCASE FOR A SECOND
  • YOUNGJAE IS EVEN MORE BEAUTIFUL THAN BEFORE BOY WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR FACE 
  • HIMCHAN’S FOREHEAD HAS A COMEBACK!
  • Zelo’s voice is so deep what the hell
  • alsO YONGGUK IN A SIMPLE BLACK T SHIRT WHAT ARE YOU DOING
  • YOUNGJAE SMILED AND MY SPIRIT WENT TO HEAVEN
  • THEY FREAKING PLAYED NO MERCY
  • the audience being all “aw” so cute
  • Jongup talked so much! I’m so proud! He’sm y new son!
  • Also Daehyun fixing Zelo’s hair 
  • THEN THE NEW SONG CAME ON AND I WAS TOTALLY NOT READY TO BE SLAYED 
  • THE FUCKING WHISTLES
  • DAEJAE SINGING IN THE CHORUS
  • YOUNGJAE’S NECK VEINS HALLELUJAH
  • JONGUP’S PART IN BLIND!!!!!!!!!!
  • FUCKING TAKE YOU THERE I’M SQUEALING THE PERFORMANCE IS SO CUTE
  • also Himup’s vocals in Take you there!!
  • BE HAPPY IS SO FUNKY??????!
  • DAEJAE SINGING WHILE LOOKING AT EACH OTHER KILL ME NOW 
  • Yongguk cutely jamming while rapping his part in Be Happy 
  • JUNHONG IN A DRESS SHIRT GOOD FUCKING BYE