i'm also not entirely happy with this

A story from the line at McDonald's
  • Me: okay so my sexuality's a complicated deal so let's just call me queer as hell
  • Friend: nono I wanna know can't you explain it
  • Me: well ok mainly I am asexual which means I don't want to do the do nor do I long for it, so it has nothing to do with lack of confidence or anything like that, I simply don't find anyone sexually attractive
  • Friend: right right
  • Me: but I'm also bi romantic. The sexual and romantic attraction are different, and I still fall in love and want to have physical contact with my partner, I just don't need the hanky panky
  • Friend: right cause you have a girlfriend that's pansexual right
  • Me: exactly and as long as we're both happy with not doing the rumba naked, that's a valid relationship
  • Friend: I get it, I get it... I didn't know the entire sexual and romantic orientations were different
  • Me: yeah I know it was an eyeopener for me when I found ou-
  • Lady behind us in line: excuse me so sorry but I couldn't help but overhear but I didn't know half of what you just said and I was just wondering what that thing your girlfriend was is, pansexual?
  • Me: *awkward glance at friend* oh uh I'm not an expert or anything and uh ok so basically it's similar to being bisexual, but there's less value in what gender the one you're attracted to is, at least as I understood it. So a bisexual would be attracted to a person despite their gender, a pansexual wouldn't really care at all in a way uh I'm sorry I'm bad at explaining
  • Lady behind us in line: that's alright I can look it up myself later you gave me a general idea! So where did you find out these things, you're pretty young?
  • Me: well, Internet. Once you're a bit confused about what you might be you usually go looking for explanations...
  • Lady behind us in line: so uh in theory... It's fine if you don't know, I just want to check with you... Is there a thing called aROMANTIC? like you're asexual, is there a equivalent to the romantic orientation you mentioned?
  • Me: oh yeah, absolutely! You can be both asexual and aromantic, or aromantic and heterosexual, literally all combinations are possible!
  • Lady behind us in line: *smiles LIKE REALLY GODDAMNED GENUINELY* thank you so much, I did not know that. *fishes up phone from pocket* now if you excuse me, I'm going to call my mother and tell her I'm not crazy for never having been married or stayed with one guy for long despite being 50+ but still has three children! *steps out of line and walks off while dialing*
  • Friend: wow that was... Amazing
  • Me: see how happy she got? That's the power of right information.
  • And that's why I've been smiling since this happened.
Imagine Bill letting it slip that you are dating during an interview.

Originally posted by skarsgardaddict

“So here we also have a photo of-” Jimmy paused, taking a look at the screen, just like Bill, and the entire audience that went crazy and started cheering and clapping the moment they saw you.

Bill himself chuckled as he took in the sight of you looking stunning as ever in your red dress, standing on your tiptoes even if you were wearing high heels to kiss his cheek; one hand on his chest and the other on your shoulder as he had an arm wrapped around your waist and the other cupping your cheek. 

He didn’t even know how they had managed to snap that photo because it wasn’t exactly in front of the cameras. You had mostly been standing on the side with his brothers, and great friends of yours, and he had rushed to you to get that good luck kiss. He didn’t expect there to be evidence of that so he was glad he’d kept himself from kissing you properly on the lips.

“(Y/n) and you.” he completed with a smile, glancing for a moment at the enthusiastic audience “You two-” he turned back to the actor “You two are great friends right? I’m- I’m just asking because that could, you know, be misinterpreted by some.” he motioned to the photo, giving a look at the audience and everybody laughed at that.

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clique six dynamics (as ranked by my followers): #1 - lucas friar & riley matthews 

if it wasn’t for you, i don’t know if i would have survived in new york. // if we’re lucky and we believe that life knows what’s best for us, sometimes we land on the right someone to talk to. 

This is more of a fun prank than ‘illegal’, but I like to think the boys would still try to destroy the local competition around Gravity Falls.

a lil something for the @stanchez-summer-sizzle

noodle-bird  asked:

Hello lovely! How about a pynch au fic where Ronan and Adam meet when the fire alarms for their apartment building go off and everyone has to evacuate to the parking lot?

hey there!!! i am so sorry this is so late, and i don’t really have an excuse other than that life’s been incredibly busy – with good things, mostly, so that’s a plus at least. three notes: 1. this is definitely not a drabble of a couple hundred words, because i’m apparently terrible at keeping my own resolutions… but at the same time, 2. it’s also not a complete fic; it kinda feels like the start of one, and maybe i’ll write that au someday, but i decided to let this go for now or i would never fill your prompt, ack ^^;;; finally, 3. this is unbeta’d, so any mistakes (whether in the english or in general knowledge about american stuff) are exclusively mine. hope you enjoy!! <3

Adam didn’t need this. With midterms looming so close, and the opening shift at the coffee shop the following morning at ass o’clock, he was really looking forward to going over his chemistry notes one more time and then getting an early night. Instead, he had been forced out of his tiny flat and down four flights of stairs by a blaring siren.

Adam really didn’t need this.

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anonymous asked:



Thanks @bakanohealthy for signing ???% headcanon

(it’s signing “happy” in JSL)

何?大丈夫 | ごめんなさい


“Hail and well met, my dude.”

More progress on Taako, now with props (Sword inspired by @gullshriek )! This cosplay has been a wild ride and I am so happy with how it’s turning out. Everything on this entire outfit was fabricated from scratch (except the umbrella, which was heavily modified) so if anybody has any questions or wants progress pics hmu! You’ll notice I had to take about three inches off the hat but it is much more manageable now. Also forgive the wig–I threw on my Zevran wig (which is oddly appropriate) but I’ll probably end up using a different one.
…anyway RIP my ankles

anonymous asked:

yo yo, do you ever get any shit for presenting in 'typically masculine' way considering you identify as nb? and are you happy with the way you present in regards to your gender identity? trying to get people to understand how expression and identity are separate is surprisingly just as difficult as ever and I'm :((((((

I haven’t gotten any shit for it, but I’m also not happy with the way I present– it’s really mostly a money thing. I want to integrate more feminine clothing, accessories, etc. but I don’t have as much money as I think would need to revamp to my wardrobe entirely (that, or I’m just bad with money and I don’t know how to use it in a way that’s smart). But yeah, nobody has tried to imply that my identity is invalid because of my more traditionally masculine outward appearance. The issue surrounding my outward, visual gender expression so far is more of a personal issue.


happy birthday sonic!!

the series that’s been with me throughout my entire life :’)

Y'all are never gonna sell me on the idea that Lyanna “didn’t wanna marry her betrothed Robert cause he was a womanizer with a bastard son” Stark and Rhaegar “apparent fuckboy husband and father of two, who he made bastards just so he could marry his side-chick in his wife’s hometown and, at the same time, destroy the alliance with Dorne that took two centuries of war and bloodshed to gain peace in the seven kingdoms” Targaryen is some great epic romance. Don’t even try, cause its never gonna happen.

My Reaction to Mass Effect Andromeda's Squad
  • Cora: Okay, can you tone down the fangirling? It's getting embarrassing. And I'm saying this as someone who used to be able to recite the entire Star Wars Original Trilogy from memory. Also, I'm not entirely sure it's legal for a straight woman to have that hair cut.
  • Liam: Well, since my baby brother can't be here, I am officially adopting you. Also, I agree with Vetra. Put on a god damned shirt.
  • Peebee: Hello, my blue space wife? Do you love me yet, or should I wait until tomorrow to buy the engagement ring and wedding set?
  • Drack: Murder Happy Space Grandpa! Can I have a hug?
  • Vetra: My best friend, and the sister of my heart. I will kill anyone who ever hurts you or anything you love.
  • Jaal: Dude, you are amazing, but for the love of god, never walk around my ship naked again.
  • Kallo: I want to hug you. I don't know why, but every time I set foot on the bridge, I am filled with the overwhelming urge to hug you.
  • Suvi: You are sweet, and lovely and Scottish, and I would love to curl up on a couch and talk to you for hours. Also while I am going to wife Peebee, that pink lip gloss is driving me to distraction. Please, for the love of god, stop wearing it.
  • Lexi: Space Mom. Which is slightly awkward because I hit on you the first time we met, but in my defense, you're insanely attractive.
  • Gil: Dude, I like you, but be nicer to Kallo, or I will put itching powder in your underwear.
  • Scott Ryder: I'm out here saving the cluster, and you're over there "in a medically induced coma." Lazy Asshole.

Jake: ‘Cause a Halloween party’s a rad excuse to put your body through mad abuse—

Jeremy: Gets harassed by Chloe; still doesn’t leave the party

Michael: Has a panic attack in the bathroom

Christine: Stays at the party even though it’s making her uncomfortable/she doesn’t like it

Brooke: Is ignored by the guy she invited to the party and her best friend for basically the entire night and cried her heart out because another guy cheated on her

Jenna: No one probably talked to her at the party except for Dustin like what the fuck

Rich: Fucking sets a fire/his SQUIP forces him to set a fire so he can die

Jake: Fuck, no— wait— that’s not— that’s not what I meant—!

Guardians of the Galaxy Roleplay Sentence Starters
  • "You'll die! Why are you doing this? Why?"
  • "Well that's just as fascinating as the first 89 times you told me that."
  • "Well I tell you what, that's gonna wear real thin, real fast, bud."
  • " I just wanted to tell you how grateful I am that you've accepted me despite my blunders. It is good to once again be among friends."
  • "This dumb tree is also my friend."
  • "I have lived most of my life surrounded my enemies. I will be grateful to die among my friends."
  • "Aww, what the hell, I don't got that long a lifespan anyway... "
  • "Well now I'm standing. Happy? We're all standing now. Bunch of jackasses, standing in a circle."
  • "We've already established that you destroying the ship I'm on is not saving me!"
  • "That is the most real, authentic, hysterical laugh of my entire life."
  • "Finger on throat means death!"
  • "They got my dick message."
  • "His people are completely literal. Metaphors go over his head."
  • "That dude there. I need his prosthetic leg. "
  • "God knows I don't need the rest of him. Look at him. He's useless."
  • "Well, supposedly, these bald bodies find you attractive, so maybe you could work out some sort of trade."
  • "That's for if things get really hardcore. Or if you wanna blow up moons."
  • "You just wanna suck the joy out of everything."
  • "Who put the sticks up their butts?"
  • "I am going to die surrounded by the biggest idiots in the galaxy."
  • "Fine, but I can't promise when all of this is over I'm not going to kill every last one of you jerks."
  • "See, this is exactly why none of you have any friends!"
  • "Oh she has no idea. If I had a blacklight, this would look like a Jackson Pollock painting."
  • "You got issues."
  • "He thinks I'm some stupid thing! He does!"
  • " I didn't ask to be torn apart and put back together over and over and turned into some little monster!"
  • "When I look around, you know what I see? Losers."
  • "You're an imbecile."
  • "I can't believe I got taken down by a raccoon."
  • "Raccoon? What's a raccoon?"
  • "Ain't no thing like me, except me!"
  • "We're just like Kevin Bacon."
  • "I live for the simple things... like how much this is going to hurt!"
  • "Dance-off, bro. Me and you."
  • "I like your knife, I'm keeping it."
  • "Oh, I was just kidding about the leg. I just need these two things."
  • "He said that he may be an... a-hole. But he's not, and I quote, 100% a dick".
  • "Well, I don't know if I believe anyone is 100% a dick."
  • "Let's see if you can laugh after five or six good shots in your freakin' face!"
  • "Creepy little beast!"
  • "I don't learn. One of my issues."
  • "Look at this thing. It thinks it's so cool. It's not cool to ask for help! Walk by yourself, you little gargoyle!"
  • "Hooked on a Feeling, Blue Swede! That song belongs to me!"
  • "Hold on a second, you're being serious right now?"
  • "I can't believe I'm taking orders from a hamster."
  • "You're a good looking girl. You should try to be more nice to people."

Imagine Father’s Day for Phoenix and Edgeworth. 

Imagine Trucy planning what was originally going to be something small, and then Athena and Apollo found out and just had to get involved because, after all, “Mr. Wright is our work dad!” 

Of course, Trucy tells Maya of her plans, and Maya and Pearl are dropping everything to be there for Nick, who has been there for them more than anyone else could have been, just like how a dad would be.

And then word gets around to the prosecutors, and suddenly Sebastian is insisting that he come too because Mr. Edgeworth was a better dad to him than his dad ever was.  He tells Kay, who also “steals” her way in because Mr. Edgeworth is family to her too! 

Word gets around the prosecutor’s office, and suddenly Klavier and Simon are calling Trucy and saying they are going to show up because - despite that they wouldn’t say it out loud (for different reasons, of course) - the Chief Prosecutor is their work dad and they need to show their appreciation.

And Ema pushes her way in as well, because she remembers how much they took care of her and looked after her when her sister was on trial…

So what Trucy had originally planned on being a quiet celebration for her two dads, turns into a big get-together because Miles and Phoenix have unofficially adopted so many children and have the biggest family ever.

And when they both walk in to this big surprise - to their entire family telling them happy father’s day and showing how much they love and appreciate them - Phoenix starts openly crying while Miles tries to hide the tears in his eyes from everyone.

phancy-phandom  asked:

I'm back, because I'm still quaking.... wow. that. live show. it was really really reminiscent of the 2012 one's that he used to do. back when he didnt really talk about anything for an hour, and used to get phil in the last 15 minutes.... honestly I'm ded

youre so right. it makes such an enormous difference in the entire feel of a show like this to have him switching up angles, walking around, drawing more inspiration from whats around him or what he genuinely wants to say rather than the chat. there was so much less formality and he was also in such a great mood, smiling and laughing at everything, like he was literally delighted to be there and to be talking to us??? i don’t get that feeling often from dan and it was such a stark contrast to his usual demeanor and im always happy to see him happy. i know he was joking a lot about how doing a stream on mobile like this was sort of a trainwreck bc he wasn’t sticking to any topic or going on many intellectual/philosophical rants (which like,,, is a v generous description of what the normal live shows entail) but in place of those long-winded rambles we got lots of giggling about silly shit and dan’s more spontaneous/natural sense of humor which was fucking amazing to watch. seeing anything from them that feels more organic, less produced and premeditated and choreographed, is always enlightening and fun just bc of its rarity.

and yeah,,, add in that phil cameo and this stream turned into literal gold. it’s probably bc his self awareness goes up whenever he’s interacting with phil in front of an audience (especially in a live setting) but i feel like w joint live shows dan always starts out a lil nervous and stiff, and it was amazing to see that kind of happen in this one, where as soon as phil comes in dan got a lil quieter and went back to doing a lot of the tight lipped smiles (like he’s fighting his grin) and small laughs and quiet staring while phil talks and teasing/mocking insults (still lol’ing @ the repeated ‘shut up rat!’ lmao!!!) that we also saw in last week’s joint live show. again, its probs mostly due to his awareness of the audience or whatever, but it also just makes me laugh to think about phil himself making dan a little bit blushy and stumbly (which like i wouldnt even be surprised if he still does bc dan is a fucking sap.) so yeah, phil coming in made this so damn cute, i loved watching them play around w the filters and laugh at the up-the-nostrils camera angle dan provided us and spoil the upcoming golf video and talk about nothing but still laugh a lot and have so much fun in each others’ company. theyre so sweet. this whole thing was just so soft :(

Reyes Appreciation Week: Fanfiction Prompts

Day 7: What If or What Is

Something happened, that much was clear. It felt as if the whole planet started to bloom. The wind brought with it smells of flowers unlike Reyes had ever encountered. The kett started to fall back and left Meridian in droves. The fighting ceased.

Reyes smiled to himself. They won. Scott did it, he defeated the Archon. Reyes’s heart swelled with pride. He never doubted him, he knew that if there was one person in Andromeda who could pull this off and save them all it was his boyfriend.

Reyes waited with the rest of the resistance forces for the Pathfinder’s team to emerge from the vault. Oh, he was already thinking of celebrations. Something more private after the official ones. Somewhere where just the two of them could rest away from the crowds and enjoy each other’s company. Somewhere where Reyes would be able to tell Scott how much he meant to him.

The familiar silhouettes finally appeared at the entrance. But what should have been a victory march resembled more a funeral procession. The expressions on all faces were somber. Scott’s sister was crying, leaning against the big angara, on the verge of tears as well. But where was Scott?

Oh no. No, no, no…

Reyes noticed him and turned pale like a sheet. The krogan carried Scott in his arms, the body limp, unmoving.


Not taking his eyes off Scott, Reyes ran towards him as fast as he could. The group stopped, silent and grieving. They looked at him with pity, he could tell. He wanted to scream at them in return.

“I’m sorry, kid,” said the krogan. He lowered Scott to the ground with care and stepped back, as if wanting to give them some privacy.

Privacy among the crowd of people, all having their eyes on him. Most of them didn’t even know who he was, who he was to Scott.

They didn’t matter anyway, he hardly paid any attention to anyone around. He couldn’t believe his eyes, it couldn’t be, it couldn’t. Hopelessly, he pressed his fingers to Scott’s neck, searching for a pulse. But he knew it wouldn’t be there. The blood on Scott’s face, his eyes closed, unmoving. As if sleeping, except this time he would never wake up again.

Reyes didn’t know what he felt. Nothing. There was a hole inside his chest where his heart used to be, the emptiness slowly gnawing at his soul and consuming it whole. Was it shock or was he truly the cold bastard people were taking him for?


He closed his eyes briefly and took a shaky breath.


He didn’t turn around, he couldn’t. He didn’t want to hear SAM’s voice coming from Scott’s sister.

“Yes, SAM?”

Please accept my sincere condolences. The knowledge that Scott thought about you in his last moments might bring you some peace.

Oh God. No, it didn’t bring him peace. The words felt as if someone had stabbed him in all vital organs at once.

Keeping his voice calm took all of his willpower.

“What did he think, SAM?”

Knowing the content of his thoughts may cause you additional pain. Are you sure you want to hear them?

“Please, SAM.” He swallowed hard, clenching his fists to stop them from shaking. “Please.”

Very well. He thought that he loved you and regretted not having ever told you that.

Reyes bit his lower lip not to laugh. If that laughter left his throat it would have been the sound of agony, devoid of any humor but filled with raw despair. A scream into the cold, unfeeling void.

“I knew,” he said, his voice breaking, as he stared at Scott’s face. So peaceful now, but so empty, robbed far too early off his inner light. The light that was like a beacon to Reyes. Without it, he felt lost. Dead, even if blood still coursed in his veins. “I’ve always known…”