i'm also constipated

Someone: Wow, you’re vegan? I never would have guessed haha

Me: Yeah I know turns out I’m just really not into blatant animal abuse haha who would’ve guessed

listen. just bc dean called cas “brother” doesn’t mean he’s not gonna suck his dick later. guys call each other “bro” while they’re sucking each other’s dicks all the time. this is, like, a scientific fact. i read it in the national geographic i think.