i'm all cats everything

  • Host: the host makes an attempt to sneak his newfound companion into the conference room, being careful so as not to disturb the other members
  • Wilford: what's this about a new companion?
  • Host: the host freezes, his mind reeling as he tries to come up with a convincing lie. He hugs his jacket tightly to hide the creature being kept within
  • Wilford: you do realize I can hear you right?
  • Host: the host realizes this and curses his gift of narration
  • Wilford: what could you of all people possibly be hiding?
  • Host: the host proclaims that he has no idea what you're talking about. Meanwhile, the feline struggles within the confines of his jacket, mewing in distaste at being contained
  • Wilford: ...
  • Host: ...
  • Wilford: ...
  • Host: the host asks meekly if he can keep the cat

well, blame @sexysilverstrider as usual;;;

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Bertie loves sniffing his glorious portrait by @pangur-and-grim‘s wonderful custodian, but isn’t such a fan of posing with it. He’d rather Hunt.

(I love this so much, and the Aspects of the Domestic Cat print too.)

Bonus: the kind of thing that’s on my desk that I can grab to flatten a poster that came in a tube:

  • Angus: It goes to show, you should have a little more faith in Mae.
  • Mae: Yeah, that would have been a total CAT-tastrophe!
  • Gregg: (Sarcastically) Hahahahaha...
  • Mae: But I'm feeling much better MEOW!
  • Bea: *groan*
  • Mae: Ehhh? What's the matter? Cat got your tongue?
  • Angus: Okay, that's enough.
  • Mae: Wait, I've been coming up with cat jokes all night.
  • Mae: You guys, I'm FELINE fine.
  • Mae: Everything's PURRRRFECT!
  • Mae: Oh come on! I'm just KITTEN around!

a little winter Shiro doodle to help calm my nerves