i'm afraid what's in there

anyone else kinda terrified you’ll never be able to hold a job in the future because of your mental illness

  • Hamilton: It's alright Burr, I wish you brought this girl with you tonight Burr
  • Burr: You're very kind but I'm afraid it's unlawful, sir.
  • Hamilton: What do you mean?
  • Burr: She's married
  • Hamilton: I see
  • Burr: She's married to a british officer
  • Hamilton: ¡NO ME DIGA!
6

Don’t ever ask me what the hell I was thinking ‘cause I don’t know either.

4

isak: *gets pissy*
even: *has never been more delighted in his life*

  • Jungkook: Hyung.
  • Jimin: Yes, Kookie?
  • Jungkook: What if your song, Lie, was about milk?
  • Jimin: I'm afraid I don't understand what you mean?
  • Jungkook: Like, you kept drinking milk, hoping that you'd grow a bit, but you're still the same height.
  • *No one has seen Jungkook since*
stuck in a room
  • Jumin: *moving away from Seven* Hey, can you move away from me please? I'm claustrophobic.
  • Seven: What does claustrophobic mean?
  • Yoosung: It means he's afraid of Santa Claus.
  • Jumin: No, you idiot it means-
  • Seven: *threateningly* ho ho ho
  • Yoosung: STOP IT SEVEN, YOU'RE SCARING HIM!
  • Jumin: ...
  • Jumin: I wanna die.
  • Castiel: I'm not like a regular angel, I'm like a sexy angel
  • Gabriel: *Coughing loudly*
  • Gadreel: *Clears throat*
  • Michael: *Rolls eyes*
  • Balthazar: You are the worst, Castiel!
  • Hannah: Ignore them, you're amazing Castiel
  • Gabriel: Well, well, I heard. You’ve got a special piece on the side, Cas
  • Michael: Oh?
  • Balthazar: What are you tryin' to hide, Cas?
  • Castiel: Nothing
  • Gadreel: Stop picking on him
  • Hannah: It's alright Cas, I wish you'd brought this angel with you tonight Cas
  • Castiel: Thank you, but I'm afraid it's um..forbidden
  • Hannah: What do you mean?
  • Balthazar: He and Dean are shagging! Jesus Christ, what's the point of even being in the closet if it's made out of bloody glass? We all know. I know, he knows, she knows, my bloody hamster knows

>> tfw you have an AMAZING best friend who knows you all too well and draws one of your top-tier OTPs FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY <<

((needless to say I crIED BECAUSE!!! LOOK AT THIS SHIT!!!!!!! THIS IS CUTE AS HELL!!!!! I SWEAR TO GOD. I WAS SO HAPPY WHEN SHE SENT IT TO ME))

thanks to @leonhartleon you now know I’m gay as fuck for lawlight. yup