i'm actually surprised it wasn't more


Rich: …The Squips did this to him. Threw him off his balcony. It’s a miracle he’s still…ya know?

It’s been three months…but I’m not giving up hope yet! Jakey D is tough as nails and I wouldn’t be surprised if he’s just waiting for the perfect moment to wake up again…

Just. I’ll be here for ‘im, like always, ‘cause he’s my pal. The closest bro I got.

anonymous asked:

Honestly, such an unnoticed part of being sick is not being able to sleep. It's NEVER mentioned in whump, and I'm currently very sick and have a sore throat and I can't sleep at all. When you are laying trying to fall asleep, there is nothing to focus on except the pain and it's AWFUL. More whump stories need to include this. After I wasn't falling asleep, I went to get some water and realized it was already 6 am and I had pulled an all-nighter just trying to ignore the pain

I’m actually so surprised that I haven’t written a fic like this yet?? I have really severe insomnia–for example, I’ve been up all night two of the past three nights. I think. I’m super confused on days tbh. But I know I’ve pulled two all-nighters this week, and Monday was a holiday… ANYWAY. I totally feel you. I hope you feel better soon! I really hope you get some sleep!

Michael Clifford Bunk Smut
Hey, babies, it's Wren again. Decided to write a little Mikey smut a few days ago coz I was having serious feels, and Em said that it was good enough to get put on her blog, so here you goooo!

"Baaaabe!" Michael whined from behind the curtain of his bunk. You'd been on tour with the boys for about a month, and you could tell it was driving Michael crazy. You never got time alone together, and when you did, you never got past second base because one of the other boys wound up walking in. Michael had tried to get you in the mood while you were both snuggled up in his bunk, but you didn't want to get caught. You popped your head through the curtain to see Mikey with his arms outstretched, signalling you to come in & cuddle him. 

You climbed in the bunk beside him & he curled his arms around you. You lightly traced your finger around his black band tattoos and sighed. He picked up on this, whispering "What's wrong?" 
You wanted him. You wanted him so badly and you couldn't find a minute alone to have him, but you didn't want to admit that to him, it would just cause him to tease you in front of the guys. Not that you hadn't been doing the same thing, after a week of Michael being very touchy-feely, you decided you would wear your most appealing outfits during the day and at night, one of Mikey's t-shirts and lacy underwear.

And it worked. Whenever the two of you were completely alone, he would always try to initiate sex, but it was always interrupted. 
"I'm just tired, babe," You mumbled before kissing him lightly. He wasn't convinced. He moved so he lay above you, supporting himself on his elbows. Out of pure instinct, you wrapped your legs around his waist, which surprised him, leading him to kiss you more passionately and slowly grind his hips into yours.

It felt good. It actually felt REALLY good, but that little voice in the back of your head sparked up again. You listened to it and pulled away from his mouth. 
"I'm sorry," You whispered. "I want to, I really do, but what if we get caught?"
Michael chuckled, "Babe, we're adults, who cares?"
He rolled off of you and returned to his earlier position. 

You lay that way for about an hour, and Michael had drifted off into a comfortable sleep. But you couldn't. He was right, you were both consenting adults, who cared if you were having sex? You turned to look at him, he was adorable when he slept. Actually, he was adorable all the time. Thankfully for you, Michael only slept in his boxers, which made access much easier. You slipped your hand into them and gently started pumping him, feeling his cock grow and get harder in your hand drove you totally crazy.

He started to stir. He was shifting around and moaning in his sleep. You weren't totally sure how he'd react, but you couldn't imagine it would be in a negative way. His eyes fluttered open and a smile quickly formed on his face when he saw you with his cock in your hand.
"What changed your mind?" He giggled. You didn't answer him, you crashes your lips against his, feeling him whimper against your mouth.

You were already soaked, and you didn't want to waste any more time, you'd both waited long enough. You pulled Mikey's t-shirt off your body and slipped your underwear off, Michael's fingers quickly found your clit while he wriggled out of his boxers.

He moved on top of you and slid into you, evoking a growl to pass between his lips. His thrusts started softly and gradually became harder, you buried your face in the crook of his neck and started to suck and nip the skin. His moans became louder as he reached his orgasm, and you could hear a small "What the fuck?" Coming from Luke's bunk, but at this point, you didn't care. Your orgasm snuck up on you, and ripped through you mercilessly, forcing you to dig your nails into Michael's back, leaving some very deep scratches.

Michael's teeth sunk into your shoulder when he released, and slumped over on top of you. 
"Oh my god, that was fantastic!" He breathed and cuddled into you, you both quickly fell asleep, still sweaty and extremely satisfied.

The next morning, you and Michael went through to the sitting area to find the other three boys giggling and whispering. 
"Oooh, Michael! Harder!" Calum imitated you in a high voice.
"Hey, fuck you, man," Michael said, slapping Calum across the back of the head. "At least I'm actually getting laid."

anonymous asked:

I actually had a small headcanon that Marinette wasn't fluent in Chinese or knew very little so when I saw the new episode I had a moment of surprise. Though at the same time I also have had experience myself. My parents are from the Philippines and when I grew up only English was spoken in my home. I'm guessing it was the same with Marinette as since she was living in France, French would be the most spoken language at home. I'm still surprised!

That’s amazing! I’m glad you can relate to Mari, it makes the characters seem so much more real doesn’t it?

anonymous asked:

Let's piece this together: The bf is someone we've seen before, it's hinted that Barry is in the Arrow premiere, the bf is a "surprise", the CTV Flash promo shows Barry/Felicity kiss, Andrew Kriesberg fumbles to answer why Felicity is in 302 of Flash during SDCC, Barry is "forgetting the old timeline". I'm sure there is even more, but at this point, I'm 99.9% sure Barry is the bf. It is literally the only thing that fits. I'd actually be shocked if it wasn't Barry.

excuse me but this is the most hilarious love triangle ever. come on is BARRY.

  • Morrigan: Warden, I'm coming with you, offering my superior knowledge.
  • Morrigan: Which I'm not going to share.
  • Morrigan: And there's some surprise info that I wasn't aware of myself.
  • Morrigan: I really do not understand what's going on.
  • Morrigan: But I must go now. Got stuff to do.
  • Morrigan: Inquisitor, I'm coming with you, offering my superior knowledge.
  • Morrigan: Plot twist: This time I'm nice and helpful!
  • Morrigan: Here's some info you can't use.
  • Morrigan: Here's some info you already had.
  • Morrigan: Here's some info that's actually irrelevant.
  • Morrigan: And there's a surprise info that I wasn't aware of myself.
  • Morrigan: I really don't know shit.
  • Morrigan: Let me just read the epilogue slides before I go... and do... stuff.