i'm actually crying right now by thinking about it

I don’t like the concept of “Cybertronians immediately can speak English upon first contact with Earth” and I’ve got some thoughts in my G1-based fic universe about the slow-going initial communications between the bots and the Witwickys when they don’t have a common language. Cybertronians adapt quickly though, and by the time the “Season 2” bots arrive, they’ve made a translation guide so that everyone else can get up to speed super quick

but anyway I’m thinking about how I’ve just decided right now that the Cybertronian language doesn’t have contractions. early on they think they’re getting the hang of it

then Spike says “y'all’d’ve” and Prowl starts to cry

exo as things my friends and I have experienced while drunk
  • baekhyun: "like george washington famously said in the year 1776 'take another shot bitch'"
  • jongin: *jumps off bed* "i'm literally a professional parkour-er now holy shit"
  • suho: "you know....i think life is really pulling thru for me right now. everything's working out and I'm so happy and relaxed and *spills drink on self* .........my life is over"
  • sehun: *flicks off creepy guy for 5 minutes straight with wild hand gestures* fuck the patriarchy
  • chanyeol: "do you ever think about how the moon goes through changes every month but it's actually the same exact moon like....holy shit......im gonna cry"
  • yixing: *points at blue solo cups* "if these cups arent red does that mean we're not actually getting drunk is it all a social experiment"
  • kyungsoo: *stomps away* *stomps back* *stomps away again before stomping back and poking chanyeol's chest* "you are so fucking cute what the fuck"
  • jongdae: "dicks are so weird man like they just" *sticks out arm and wiggles it wildly until he falls off the chair*
  • minseok: "its sober up time bitches *mixes tequila and water shots*

So eh… Hey there Jo, here’s a little gift from me, I just want to help you a bit, on your condition, your grieving, I know I can’t do it physically, but… I think an art like this will suffice a bit?, Let’s just get on to the point

What happened to your friend, that is not your fault nor is it anyone’s fault, and you have no one to blame, you think you’re bad, but as someone to talks to you, who you consider a friend, I think you’re an angel, you don’t want anyone to get hurt, nor do you want your friend to end up like that, so you nor anyone else.

So please don’t feel like all the guilt, all the misery, all the pain, that others suffer, that it’s just because of you, because it isn’t, none of this sadness is caused by you, you had no part in this event, you had no idea this was coming, no one did.

Please don’t cry, don’t be the lying one, don’t just say you’re “fine”, when you’re not, please you do know, you do remember, I’m here, I won’t leave you, no matter what, we’re best friends till the end, I won’t abandon you, I promised that, so please, sometimes we just need to move on, would He want you to cry?, For anyone to feel sad, hurt, or… Guilty?, He’s your friend, and friends wouldnt want to hurt another, so just remember no one foresaw this or anything, no one deserves to feel like this, to suffer through this, especially you..

You are someone who deserves the best,even if you think you don’t, you’re someone who strives to do so, you’re someone destined to do something great, that will benefit others, and that would make Him proud wouldn’t it?, So go child, don’t keep looking at the dark side, look up to the light of your life, the joy that is there, remember that there is alot of us, who care about you!

Just remember…

“It’s alright Jo, It’s not your fault”

{From your best friend}


heh… If you could see me I would be crying tears. Thank you… so much. 

Don’t worry, I’m okay, really. I promise. Just… need some time to think about it. Thanks, Alicia.

anonymous asked:

I'm crying right now you don't deserve these type of treatment dear. I can't believe people are so heartless to not think there is a actual talented and kind person behind the computer screen. You are wonderful, unique and one of a kind. We are all here for you no matter what happens. If there were a way, I would tie loads of red balloons and treats to give to you. We all love you and care about you.

Thank you so much anon, this really means a lot! Makes me feel a bit better about the issue!

Scrubs {Sentence Starters}
  • "Ahh. Uncomfortable silences and alcohol. Just like thanksgiving at home."
  • "You have no chance of being normal."
  • "Don't ever be afraid to come to me with stuff like that."
  • "A person doesn't have to be perfect to be exactly what you need."
  • "It's the kid inside of us that keeps us all from going crazy."
  • "I don't dislike you, I nothing you."
  • "Nothing's worse than a ninja - they're masters of every style of combat."
  • "Have you been in the supply closet, crying?"
  • "It sounds like you're asking me out on a man date."
  • "There's a good chance I'm gonna kill someone."
  • "The only way you could be more useless right now is if you actually were the wall."
  • "Gosh, now I'm too proud of you to be mad at you."
  • "Relationships don't work they way they do on television and in the movies."
  • "Sometimes it feels like you're holding back."
  • "All you do is bitch about your relationships all day long!"
  • "We're only four seconds in and I'm already regretting my decision."
  • "I can't believe you lost our bottle opener."
  • "I think we both know there's a little more to it than that."
  • "Does this lipstick make me look like a clown?"
  • "Why don't I ever listen to me?"
  • "Well isn't that just the pickle on the giant crap sandwich that is my day."
  • "Come on, what's the worst that could happen?"
  • "I can't help but notice you love telling jokes."
  • "Do you want to be alone?"
  • "You're telling me that you actually made a decision that had a positive impact on your life?"
  • "Can you get that for me? I can't reach it."
  • "Don't look in her eyes, she might steal your soul."
  • "I refuse to be judged by a grown man wearing a hockey jersey."
  • "That was my mistake. I keep forgetting that you're a horrible, horrible person."
  • "Why are you so afraid of loving me?"
  • "Do you want to cry a little?"
  • "Why do you have to jump out and scare me all the time?"
  • "What do I know about good relationships?"
  • "Newsflash! You can't drink and then come to work!"
  • "Why is there a pancake in the silverware drawer?"
Heavenly Commentary: Deathly Hallows Pt1
  • Sirius: I can't believe he broke the mirror.
  • James: Didn't really need it, did he?
  • Sirius: Still. I liked that mirror.
  • ***
  • Lily: That's a nice little tribute.
  • Albus: Yes. Elphias always was a generous man. Although Rita Skeeters is far more thrilling.
  • James: Harry thinks otherwise.
  • Albus: He will learn the truth. That no one is without regret. Rita Skeeter was surprisingly quick.
  • Cedric: Even dead we can't get rid of her.
  • ***
  • James: I never thought I'd see Harry trying so hard to save these people. After everything they’ve done to him.
  • Lily: Our son is better than us both.
  • ***
  • James: That was downright emotional for Dudley.
  • Albus: I imagine that he is beginning to see through the veil of his youth. One’s parents are not always correct.
  • ***
  • James: The guard is all here.
  • Lily: Obviously. Oh yeah. How was Moony’s wedding?
  • Sirius: Simple. You know him. Not an extravagant bone in his body.
  • James: I'm betting Tonks got an extravagant bon-OW!
  • Lily: Shut up!
  • ***
  • Cedric: Seven Harry Potters fly out of a house. What does Voldemort do?
  • Albus: He will assume they will give the real Harry to Alastor. As he is the strongest wizard present. He is unable to understand that strength is not the factor here.
  • Sirius: I don't understand. Who is taking Harry?
  • Albus: Hagrid of course. There is no one there who loves Harry quite like Hagrid.
  • ***
  • James: Even dead you're right.
  • Albus: It appears not all habits die hard.
  • ***
  • Lily: I have a bad feeling. Nothing is ever this easy.
  • James: Oh shit. No!
  • Hedwig: Hoot hoot.
  • Cedric: Trust me. I know.
  • ***
  • James: I thought he was going to die.
  • Lily: How did Harry do that? He didn't look in any shape to defend himself.
  • Albus: I have my theories. But imagine the suspense if I choose not to share them.
  • Sirius: I never said this when we were alive but, you're a dick.
  • Alastor: I said that constantly.
  • Albus: Old friend! It's terrible to see you here. Welcome to the party.
  • Alastor: Where are we?
  • Albus: The next great adventure. Your appearance is rather disconcerting with two normal eyes.
  • ***
  • Lily: Poor George.
  • James: Everyone is going crazy. They've been betrayed.
  • Sirius: And of course Snape cursed his ear off. Part of the plan Albus?
  • Albus: Let's find out.
  • ***
  • Alastor: Grieve later fools. Fight the war now.
  • Cedric: Constant vigilance?
  • Alastor: Exactly.
  • ***
  • James: Remus says Harry is like me and yet he makes it sound like an insult.
  • Lily: Because it was. Something is broken inside of him.
  • ***
  • Sirius: They've done all this?
  • James: They're children going to war. What do you expect?
  • ***
  • Lily: That had the feeling of a kiss goodbye.
  • Alastor: Smart girl.
  • ***
  • James: Happy birthday harry.
  • Lily: He's all grown up now.
  • James: But he's still our boy.
  • ***
  • Sirius: You left them stuff?
  • Albus: But of course. A few trinkets I hope will be of use. Oh Rufus. If only you put this energy into helping me.
  • ***
  • James: The Snitch he swallowed. Damn it but that's genius.
  • Albus: Thank you.
  • Lily: “I open at the close”?
  • Albus: I have always appreciated a healthy use of theatricality.
  • ***
  • Lily: Of course Luna would recognise him. I really do adore that girl.
  • ***
  • James: Do you remember our wedding?
  • Lily: I'll never forget it.
  • James: I wish we could have had something like this. Not the rushed one we had.
  • Lily: It was perfect and I'll never think otherwise.
  • ***
  • Albus: Ah fate. It is always nice to know when one is on the right path.
  • Sirius: ...ok?
  • ***
  • Lily: Oh...Albus is this tr-
  • Alastor: Enough.
  • Cedric: But Prof-
  • Alastor: Enough! There are bigger problems right now.
  • James: The Ministry has fallen.
  • Cedric: Then it's over.
  • Albus: No Mr Diggory. Now it begins.
  • ***
  • Alastor: Excellent Miss Granger. She's prepared.
  • ***
  • Cedric: Why are they being so nice?
  • Sirius: It’s not actually mercy if they can't actually kill them.
  • ***
  • Albus: Charming, Alastor. But those would not stop Severus. Given his innocence they wouldn't need to.
  • Alastor: What?
  • Cedric: I'll fill you in.
  • Hedwig: Hoot.
  • ***
  • James: Oh man, do you remember that picture?
  • Sirius: Last day of our first year. We were children.
  • James: But not for very long
  • ***
  • Lily: I remember that letter. What happened to the rest of it?
  • James: Probably Snape. Greasy bastard.
  • Albus: ...
  • Sirius: Just because he's on a secret mission to save the world doesn't mean he can't be a bastard.
  • ***
  • Sirius: Regulus, oh God. You did...why didn't you tell me?
  • James: Like Hermione said. He was trying to protect you
  • Albus: Did you find your younger brother Mr Black?
  • Sirius: No.
  • Albus: Wherever he is, I honour him. I would never have been able to drink that potion alone.
  • ***
  • Lily: Oh Remus...no.
  • James: Why would he...
  • Lily: Har- oh no.
  • Sirius: Moony...
  • James: You did good Harry. You did the right thing.
  • ***
  • James: No. No!
  • Lily: NO! FUCK THAT BITCH! NOT AGAIN!
  • James: FINISH HER! END HER LIFE!
  • ***
  • Alastor: Fools! Do they think these kids are going to school?
  • Sirius: They don't think. Wow, Kreacher looks...happy.
  • Cedric: I guess that's what happens when you're treated with common decency.
  • ***
  • Lily: Do you think they're ready?
  • Alastor: As ready as they'll ever be.
  • ***
  • Sirius: Don't ask a teenage boy what he was doing in the bathroom, Hermione. You may not like the answer.
  • Lily: I swear I will hit you.
  • ***
  • Albus: Let the games begin.
  • ***
  • Lily: Those are muggle bodies. I think I'm going to be sick.
  • ***
  • James: That's why he was so eager to get to work. His wife is on trial.
  • Lily: It’s not a trial. It's a sentencing.
  • ***
  • Lily: Holy shit. It's her!
  • Cedric: Why can't they just take the locket and run?
  • James: Because they don't know if she still has it. And stealth is still needed.
  • Albus: Also because that man is the Minister himself.
  • ***
  • Alastor: I think I preferred it when Crouch Jnr had it.
  • ***
  • Cedric: Mr Weasley is terrifying.
  • James: I think Harry agrees.
  • ***
  • Lily: Well so much for stealth!
  • James: Don't look at me like that! He's your son too!
  • Sirius: They might actually make it out.
  • Lily: Crap! Yaxley has them! He's seen Grimmauld Place!
  • Cedric: So where are we now?
  • ***
  • Lily: Ron must be really afraid if he's stopped saying “Voldemort”.
  • Albus: Perhaps not the most foolish of precautions.
  • ***
  • Alastor: You know why he's after Gregorovitch, don't you Albus.
  • Albus: I do. I'm curious to see if it will work.
  • ***
  • Alastor: Not a Christian but I appreciate the effort Potter.
  • ***
  • James: Ron isn't holding up too well.
  • Alastor: Some people aren't cut out for field work.
  • ***
  • Lily: The sword...?
  • Albus: Indeed.
  • James: So where is it?
  • Albus: Therein lies the question.
  • ***
  • Lily: He left...
  • James: I can't believe it. He's gone...
  • ***
  • Cedric: That's it then. He can't find them. He's really gone.
  • Albus: Perhaps.
  • ***
  • James: He doesn't care about the sword. He wants to go home.
  • Lily: Back to where it all started.
  • ***
  • James: Welcome home Lily.
  • Lily: I never thought th- they built us a statue?
  • James: Damn right they did.
  • Sirius: Where’s my statue? Bastards.
  • James: Why would they build you one idiot? You helped kill us. Remember?
  • ***
  • Cedric: I thought Dumbledore would be here to see his family’s graves. But I'm guessing he's actually with them now so never mind.
  • ***
  • Lily: He's crying...
  • James: So are we...
  • ***
  • James: Do you think they would've gone to all this trouble if Voldemort hadn’t been defeated?
  • Lily: Of course not. We'd have been just three more victims.
  • ***
  • James: Something isn't right. Bathilda was the sharpest woman I've ever met.
  • Lily: And now she looks...dead.
  • Albus: That would be because she is indeed deceased.
  • Sirius: How could you know that?
  • Albus: I just came from visiting her.
  • Cedric: Then who is that?
  • Alastor: What, not who. And that is Bait.
  • ***
  • Sirius: Holy fucking shit!
  • James: Run Harry!
  • Lily: Hermione! That was close. What's wrong with him?
  • Albus: I believe he is trapped inside the memories of Voldemort. The memories associated with the last time he stood there.
  • Lily: Oh...
  • ***
  • James: Grindelwald?!?
  • ***
  • Lily: Do you have anything to say?
  • Albus: Keep watching.
  • ***
  • James: Is that a...
  • Lily: Snape. That's his patronus.
  • Cedric: How do you know?
  • Lily: Because that's mine.
  • ***
  • Lily: Take the Horcrux off. Take the Horcrux off. Take the Horcrux off.
  • James: Dammit Harry.
  • Cedric: This can't end well.
  • ***
  • Cedric: I take that back!
  • Sirius: About damn time Ron!
  • ***
  • Lily: Family.
  • ***
  • James: This is genuinely hilarious.
  • Cedric: Hermione is a badass.
  • Lily: So cute. They're all back together.
  • ***
  • Albus: Ah boys. I wish I was there to help. But alas I am not.
  • ***
  • Alastor: More breadcrumbs Albus? If you trust Severus so much why didn't you just give him a letter to send to them?
  • Albus: Old friend, in this matter, the journey is far more important than the goal itself.
  • ***
  • James: The Deathly Hallows?
  • Lily: What are they?
  • Sirius: A children's story.
  • Albus: I think you'll find, Mr Black, that most children's stories are based on truth.
  • ***
  • Alastor: They should never have come here!
  • Cedric: They took his daughter! He had no choice.
  • ***
  • Sirius: Albus...are the Hallows real?
  • Albus: They are.
  • Sirius: How do you know? How can you be sure?
  • Albus: Because I've held them all.
  • ***
  • Lily: I really hope you haven't just split them apart again.
  • Albus: They are behaving as I expected them to.
  • ***
  • Lily: Oh it’s good to hear them again.
  • Sirius: Keep the faith.
  • James: NO! Ah Harry don't use the name.
  • ***
  • Alastor: Stay calm. Stick to your story.
  • Cedric: Too late. They've been found out.
  • James: They're taking him to Voldemort.
  • Lily: I think Harry is with him already.
  • ***
  • Albus: Poor Draco. I tried to help him.
  • Sirius: No you did the bare minimum. If you really tried to help him then we wouldn't be watching this.
  • Albus: I do believe you're right. But necessity demanded.
  • ***
  • Lily: Oh God. They're going to torture her.
  • ***
  • James: The mirror?
  • Sirius: What use is that going to be?
  • ***
  • Sirius: Pettigrew! You treacherous bastard!
  • James: Wait! What? No!
  • Lily: ...he's dead. What just happened.
  • Albus: Love. Mercy. Forgiveness. Things such as these can forge terribly great magic. Harry spared Pettigrews life and created a debt. Peter's hand, a construct of pure magic, just repaid it.
  • ***
  • Sirius: He's not here.
  • James: I don't think he wanted to meet the two people he betrayed and the one he blackmailed.
  • Sirius: He's gotten smarter. But I think I'll hunt him down.
  • ***
  • Albus: Oh my...
  • Lily: He's coming! You have to go!
  • James: Woah that was close! DOBBY! Excellent timing!
  • Cedric: Shell Cottage. Nice na- oh no. Don't...
  • Dobby: Master Dumbledore sir. What has happened?
  • James: Dobby. We are Harry Potters parents. We've been watching you help our son for five years. You've been so noble. So brave.
  • Lily: We want you to know, we love you so much Dobby. And you will always be with friends here.
  • Dobby: Kind Miss has Harry Potters eyes.
  • ***
  • Dobby: Such kind words from Sirs and Misses. And Harry Potter is sad.
  • Lily: Of course he is sad. He loved you more than we do. He is your friend.
  • ***
  • James: I don't understand what's going on.
  • Lily: Me neither.
  • Alastor: Then why don't you both shut up and listen to your son explain it all?
  • ***
  • Albus: Harry. You amazing young man. I'm proud of you my boy.
  • James: You had the Elder Wand? You took it from Grindelwald?
  • Albus: I did.
  • Lily: And why not give it to Harry?
  • Albus: You must pay closer attention Mrs Potter.
  • ***
  • Cedric: So we're planning again. But this time to break into Gringotts.
  • James: Should be fun. Did Godric really steal the sword?
  • Albus: It’s quite possible. No human account would ever admit to it. And who's to say the goblin history isn't biased either.
  • Lily: You were a teacher right?
  • ***
  • James: You're back. Moony has a son.
  • Sirius: Well I’ll be dammed. Good for you mate.
  • Lily: He looks so happy.
  • ***
  • Alastor: Weasley. As subtle as ever.
  • Cedric: Hermione is the only one who appreciates subtlety. The other two prefer a wand to the face.
  • ***
  • Albus: Once more unto the breach
  • ***
  • James: I recognise his voice.
  • Lily: Travers is the one who almost killed me. And then you dropped your wand and beat him half to death.
  • Sirius: Potter, your laziness is biting your son in the arse. “Half to death” finish the job!
  • ***
  • Lily: He just used the Imperius Curse...
  • James: It was necessary.
  • Alastor: Be grateful he's managed to avoid killing anyone. What was your bodycount?
  • Lily: More than zero.
  • ***
  • Sirius: Dammit! This is the ministry all over again.
  • James: Onwards. Get the Horcrux.
  • ***
  • Lily: They’ve got i- GODDAMMIT GRIPHOOK!
  • Alastor: They should have never trusted the goblin!
  • James: They had no choice! Time to go son!
  • Lily: WHY DOES HE ALWAYS INSIST ON FLYING!
  • JAMES: WHY ARE YOU HITTING ME??
  • Lily: BECAUSE IT'S YOUR FAULT!
  • ***
  • Cedric: They did it. They got the cup.
  • Sirius: Lost the sword.
  • Albus: They did well. But now Tom Riddle will know what they are hunting.
  • James: He already knows. Now what?
  • Lily: To Hogwarts.
  • Dobby: Once again Harry Potter frees a poor and hurt creature. He is truly great.
  • Albus: You are correct Dobby. He really is.
  • ***
  • James: They're in trouble!
  • Sirius: They need to-
  • Albus: Brother.
  • ***
  • Lily: Your brother isn't being helpful.
  • Albus: He's worrying more about their safety than their success. He's a better man than I ever was.
  • ***
  • James: Oh...
  • Lily: Albus...oh Albus I'm so sorry.
  • Albus: I should introduce you to my family. They would like you. But that may have to wait. I believe we are about to go home.
  • ***
  • Alastor: The war came to Hogwarts.
  • Albus: And here it will end. Never tickle a sleeping dragon.
  • ***
  • James: Use them Harry. You need the help
  • ***
  • Sirius: Why would you step out from the cloak?
  • James: He can handle Alecto.
  • Lily: So can Luna.
  • ***
  • Lily: Oh good. He's used Cruciatus.
  • James: Let's just hope he doesn't need to use the last one.
  • ***
  • Sirius: Oh great. This dick.
  • James: Oh man! Look at Minnie go! Kick his ass!
  • Lily: They're on the same side!
  • Sirius: So?
  • ***
  • Sirius: I wish I was there. One last battle.
  • James: Me too Padfoot.
  • Sirius: Although...maybe not at this very moment.
  • Lily: This is so awkward. Jeez Fleur, really?
  • ***
  • Lily: Aww they made up.
  • Alastor: Just in time to die.
  • James: Death did not make you any cheerier did it?
  • ***
  • Cedric: See I’m impressed by the visual. But the fact that it’s always Slytherin versus the other three, seems to highlight a major problem in this school.
  • Albus: I agree Mr Diggory. A simple idea that has such permanent consequences.
  • ***
  • James: In the middle of a battle and he forgets what he's doing.
  • Lily: Has your attention span.
  • James: Why is it that every bad thing comes from me?
  • ***
  • Albus: The Grey Lady. Harry you marvelous young man.
  • Dobby: Ghost Miss Ravenclaw has always been kind to me.
  • Albus: Ah of course! Before he met with me. In case I escorted him out.
  • James: But where did he hide it?
  • Albus: I do not know. But I believe Harry does.
  • ***
  • Lily: Even now he is loyal to you.
  • ***
  • Cedric: Chamber of Secrets? Hell of a romantic date Ron.
  • Albus: Aaahh of course. These children are magnificent.
  • ***
  • Lily: It’s about damn time!
  • James: They're really going at it.
  • Alastor: Timing. Idiots.
  • ***
  • James: Sirius is following Tonks. Cedric and Alastor have gone to see other people.
  • Lily: I guess it's just us then.
  • Albus: Fitting in a way.
  • Dobby: Yes sir.
  • Hedwig: Hoot.
  • ***
  • Lily: These three again?
  • James: When are old school enemies not welcome?
  • ***
  • James: He just tried to kill Hermione...
  • Lily: Were we like this?
  • James: Probably.
  • ***
  • James: Fucking fiendfyre! You crazy bastard!
  • ***
  • Lily: We would never have tried to save them.
  • James: Speak for yourself. I saved Snape remember.
  • Lily: Oh shut up. They destroyed another Horcrux
  • ***
  • James: Oh no...
  • Lily: Hello Fred.
  • Fred: Blimey. You're the Potters! Professor Dumbledore! Oh hell!
  • James: Yes Fred you are dead. But if it makes you feel better, you can call me Prongs.
  • Fred: But my pare- YOU'RE JOKING!
  • Sirius: No he's not. I'm Padfoot. And this is Moony, who literally can’t duel to save his life.
  • Remus: I’d say it's good to see you Fred bu...James? Lily?
  • James: It’s good to see you old friend.
  • ***
  • Remus: It’s been years.
  • Lily: For you. Where’s Tonks?
  • Remus: Dolohov killed her after he did me. When Padfoot collected us she went to see Teddy.
  • ***
  • James: Let's go end this.
  • ***
  • Fred: This is chaos.
  • Alastor: This is war!
  • Fred: Mad Eye! You’re al- oh yeah I'm dead.
  • Sirius: You get used to it.
  • ***
  • Sirius: Dammit Hagrid!
  • Remus: Wonderful. Giants.
  • ***
  • James: Focus Harry. You can do this.
  • Lily: Luna! Bless your soul.
  • ***
  • Remus: I'm not sure how I feel about Voldemort using this place.
  • ***
  • Lily: Oh God. Snape, run!
  • James: Too late.
  • Remus: What is he doing?
  • Albus: That's a memory.
  • Severus: Albus? Where are w- Lily??
  • Sirius: You sonofa-
  • James: Motherf-
  • Lily: QUIET! No one says a word until we see that memory.
  • Albus: If I may-
  • Lily: Not a word! You have both played with my sons life as if he were a piece in a game! No one has the right to talk until we see that memory!
  • ***
  • Lily: You bullied my son. And his friends. You went out of your way to torture and torment them. But you also risked your life for my son, every day for the last three years.I do not forgive you, but you can stay. For now.
  • Sirius: Wait what?
  • James: You heard her. But I swear, you pine after my wife even once and I'll punch you in the face.
  • Severus: I won't be here long. I want to see how it ends. After that, I will leave.
  • ***
  • Severus: It’s good to see you Lily.
  • Fred: He says after we just watched a montage based on sixteen years of his love for her.
  • Remus: Fred, shut up.
  • ***
  • Cedric: I thought you'd be more disturbed about Harry having to die.
  • Lily: I...
  • James: Don't think for a second that we aren’t being destroyed inside. But there is no choice. Our son has t-...
  • Lily: To defeat Voldemort, our son has to die. And we'll be here to greet him.
  • ***
  • James: He told Neville. About the snake.
  • Lily: Oh. It's Ginny.
  • ***
  • Sirius: The Snitch?
  • Albus: Excellent Harry. I imagine you four should get ready.
  • James: Ready for what?
  • ***
  • Cedric: The Stone! Harry was right!
  • Fred: What the hell is that thing?
  • Albus: Old and powerful magic.
  • ***
  • Lily: He dropped it!
  • James: Harry NO!
  • Lily: Wh-what just happened? Why did Voldemort fall?
  • Albus: EXCELLENT! HAHAHA! IT WORKED!
  • Severus: What did you do this time you mad old man?
  • Albus: My greatest work! My masterpiece! Engineered from beyond the grave!
  • Lily: Stop patting yourself on the back Dumbledore and tell me what happened to my son!!
  • Albus: Lily! James! Harry is alive! Now, let’s see if this works.
  • James: What? What are you muttering? What-WHERE DID HE GO?
  • ***(Due to Tumblr limits, the rest is under part 2)

anonymous asked:

If you're still taking prompts!! I was thinking about Neil getting drunk with the upperclassmen and he's just sitting there smiling and one of them asks what's up?? And he's rambling like oh I'm just rly happy n thinkin about the future cause I have one now! And Andrew said we can get a cat when we get an apartment and I'm excited :) and the foxes are screaming cause they didn't realize that andreil were like Discussing Their Future Pets Serious

MAN MAN AMN AMANMAJDNMDNKSFKLXCZ

  • neil is a little tipsy
  • he won’t admit it, but he is
  • (example: he went to the bathroom earlier and when he was washing his hands he almost started crying thinking about his family out there when he heard them laughing) 
  • he’s sitting with them, watching them play their usual truth or dare, and he’s laughing with them 
  • they stop eventually and he’s still sitting there, grinning, looking down at his lap
  • andrew’s against his side and actually just casually touching him right now, in front of other people, and neil just flashes back to their earlier conversation
    • andrew started it by tossing a newspaper at him and telling him to pick something 
    • it was a paper for the city andrew’s team is in and a few ads for apartments were circled in blue marker 
    • “why?” 
    • “so you don’t complain the entire time we’re there.” 
    • neil looked at him in confusion and chose one anyway, the best sounding one
    • “this one.” 
    • andrew marked out the others with the same blue marker while neil held the paper, then took it and called the number
    • when he was done, neil frowned and put his textbook to the side
    • “what was that?” 
    • “you have next saturday filled now. don’t make plans.” 
    • “next sat- but- that’s when you made that appointment for.”
    • “observant.” 
    • it took a while for it to dawn on him and when it did it came with a grin
    • “you want to live together.” 
    • “we are already.” 
    • “yeah, but you want to continue living together.” 
    • “shut up.”
    • “would you let us have pets?” 
    • “if they’re as insufferable as you, no.” 
  • anyway, neil is grinning like crazy 
  • he’s just staring down at the glass of water andrew shoved into his hand in the middle of the game and grinning
  • nicky, of course, notices, and being nicky he asks why
  • neil looks up and before andrew can stop him he says “andrew and i are moving in together and he said we could maybe get pets and i’m really excited. i didn’t think i’d get a future. i’m so… happy? i’m happy. i….i have a future.” 
  • by now, andrew is staring at him and neil is looking back, grinning still 
  • everyone is silent for a moment before they hear nicky sniffle 
  • they all were not expecting that. not at all
  • “i’m guessing we’ll be in that future?” matt asks really quietly, like he’s not sure. it is andrew neil is with, after all, and andrew kept them away for so long. matt wants to be in neil’s life
  • neil frowns at him and looks around the group “of course you are. all of you. why would you think you wouldn’t be?” 
  • it’s matt’s turn to tear up
  • he starts toward neil and holds out a hand
  • neil takes it without thinking and matt hauls him up into a hug
  • which turns into a group hug
  • andrew and aaron and kevin are off to the side like “…………” 
  • neil hasnt been this happy ever probably 
  • the foxes want to stay in his life
  • and he wants them to stay
  • and when he makes eye contact with andrew through a gap in the bodies he smiles and realizes something
  • as long as he has andrew close by and his foxes in his life, he’ll be happy
  • and he’ll have a future
  • and he’s allowed to have a future now
  • and it feels good. 
  • matt i can’t breathe” 
  • “oh shit sorry neil” 
To Poe: Hi. It’s Finn.

You told me to write you a letter. Sorry it took this long. We leave for RGE-67 in fifteen hours and I guess the adrenaline’s finally got my ass in gear. Also I don’t think I’m very good at writing letters. Not sure what’s right to say and what isn’t. So I guess I’ll just say a bunch of true things and hope one of em sticks.

1. I think I love you.
2. I think I’m not supposed to.
3. I didn’t know it would be a problem but there’s a lot of things I don’t know. About this kind of thing, about everything. About being a person. All I know is you haven’t looked at me or hugged me or anything for like three weeks and the only reason is if you figured out how I feel and you don’t want it. Which is okay. You don’t have to give me anything.
4. It’s bullshit that you didn’t just talk to me about this. Sorry but it is.
5. It really sucks to miss a person who’s right next to you.
6. I’m scared for tomorrow. I’m scared that I’ll mess up and they’ll catch me. I’m scared that you’ll die. I’m scared that I’ll die. I’m scared that I’ll fail. I know it’s a war and things happen. But you said it was normal to be scared and I am so scared. I am so scared all the time, Poe.
7. You wanna know something really sick? I’m not even that scared of torture. If they catch me, I mean. That’s a terrible thing to say to you of all people, I know, but it’s true. When I have nightmares about them catching me again I’m not scared that they’ll make me bleed. I’m scared that they’ll recondition me. Wipe my brain clean so I don’t remember anything. I don’t want to forget. Poe. I don’t want to forget any of this.
8. I wasn’t a good Stormtrooper. I hope I am better at being a person.
9. If I die tomorrow that’s how I wanna be remembered. Ok? Promise me that. Promise me I’ll be remembered as a person. In the First Order they leave dead Troopers behind on the battlefield. Or dump them out the airlock if they’re hurt too bad. But Snap told me if someone dies you have a ceremony. Burn them or bury them or sing them up into the stars. I don’t care what you do with my body. Burn me, bury me. But call me Finn while you do it.
10. I think I started loving you the second you gave me that name.
11. So you don’t have to give me anything else. I mean it. That was enough.
12. My name is Finn.
13. I am a person.
14. I love. I love. I love.

imleavingbyeidk-deactivated2016  asked:

Hi... I wanted to ask if you have any tips for getting rid of my internalized hate? I'm mixed. I'm trying to be in places for WoC and educate myself about it, but sometimes I'm just so tired of my looks, especially skin color, and I think I'm so unattractive and I really wish I were White. I came across one of those Nazi blogs last week and I ended up crying for an hour. I feel like a horrible WoC. (I'm Asian and part Caucasian - actually Caucasian. Along with a bit of Black heritage.)

Hi! First, you’re not a horrible WoC. You’re beautiful! So, so, so beautiful! I wish I can hug you right now and tell you how beautiful you are. Please don’t listen to these hateful white supremacists, do not believe their racist, fascist beauty standards. I’d be lying to you if I told you I loved myself. I don’t, sometimes I wish I was a pretty white girl with blonde hair and blue eyes. I’m still learning to love myself everyday and decolonizing my mind, it’s a very difficult, painful, and long process. Whenever I feel this way, I like to watch Lupita Nyong’o videos on her beauty struggles and I like to listen to Nina Simone(she went through the same experiences as well). Surround yourself with other woc who are dealing with the same struggles and try to empower one another. And most importantly, stare at yourself in mirror and tell yourself you’re beautiful and indestructible. You don’t need any validation from these racist whites, YOU’RE BEAUTIFUL. No ignorant white supremacist can destroy you. I hope this helped! (I suck at giving advice, sorry) -G

holy shit that one text post going around about wanting a ‘complicated’ relationship with 'broken plates and fist fights’ and crawling back to each other is genuinely fucking terrifying me right now the number of notes on that is actually completely terrifying what you are describing is a fucking abusive relationship what you are describing is abuse holy shit stop romanticizing physical and emotional abuse right fucking now i’m actually so freaked out right now fuck

Breakdown of AATW

All Around The World: “we’ve actually only been traveling around the states as of recently because idk,but yeah maybe i’ll find a girl”

Keep Her On The Low: “i like tons of girls all at once and they like me too,my girl that i have traveled the states for couldn’t possibly find out”

Used To Be: “my girl found out”

I Lean: “my anaconda do

Pretty Girl: “she made me her mcm so i am assuming the next move is that we fuck”

I’m Falling: “i didn’t exactly fall in love,i tripped down the stairs,but its all good”

Ready For Love: “fuck her right in the pussy personality”

Band Aid: “she say she need medical assistance and the bill is in my fucking name even tho nobody told her to trip down the stairs in love with that fufu lame ass nigga”

Forever: “actually drake wrote this song,but uh i think girl #26 is the one”

Video: “i forgot most of last night,but thank goodness thot #26 threw that ass back for the camera”

Brightside: “are you convinced to let me take you to the light?no? *hands prince a verse* how about now?

anonymous asked:

I HAVE A QUESTION. I agree with you YES Dan and Phil look like a couple but why would they hide it for so long? people are actually expecting them to be gay or together or whatever so it makes no sense for them to keep it a secret! (maybe it's just that little part of me who is in love with both of them just a little bit) still you have to agree with me it's very weird right? by the way I love your blog i'm just embarrassed that i'm actually writing this message right now (it's 2:22 AM here) <3

i lean more towards the idea that, if they are together, they keep it private because like think about it in their shoes - when everything else about you is out in the public eye (even stuff you can’t prevent getting out there, sadly), you’d want one of the most important things, a relationship with someone who is equally as important to you, to be private… ygm? That’s why like i might ship the fuck out of phan and it would like probs embarrassingly enough make me cry if they were to ever tell us they were dating (or at least not-straight) but i 100% respect them not telling us about their relationships (together/with other people) or not telling anyone or just keeping it to themselves. Their feelings over my [/the phandom’s] feelings when it comes to the reality of ‘phan’, any day. Ngl, despite it being a little more complicated than i feel it needs to be sometimes, the mystery that comes with shipping phan (like, srsly credit to D+P for being fucking enigmas for all this time) is exciting so part of me is totally cool to play along with not knowing if they are together or not).

Dan (and Phil) have made it clear in the past that they prefer to only tell us stuff that is ‘relevant to their content’ - especially in regards to their youtube channel - so it’s unlikely they’d ever bring their relationships until the public light (unless it drastically changes something e.g. where they are living - one of the moving out to live with a partner). Although, I would argue…they are their own content so… they could tell us??? would it really be a surprise to us, as fans or any other youtubers, at this point tbh? i could totally see them doing it in a nonchalantly way as well ahah

Another reason as to why i think they’re private is because like their brand ‘Dan and Phil’ is like just that - a duo, a friendship - and if there were to come out/announce they were a couple, it is more than likely that this image will change…and as people who have both made it clear they are not a fan of labels or don’t see why labels should even matter, it is most likely not something they want to happen.

Although, personally speaking, it wouldn’t really change for me? and how I see them? because like, friendships/relationships are of equal value to me (and a lot of other ppl nowadays) and just because they are of the same gender/sex doesn’t really change that value or make it more special (however, at the same time it is encouraging to see non-heterosexual representation in the YT community/media so I would see it as special in that regard, of course).

Tbh, one of the most likely reasons they have been private is because of what happened with the vday video. They were accidentally open once, against their choice, they panicked (well, dan did) and it caused a lot more drama than I feel they needed. They don’t want that to happen again, so they protect what they have now by keeping it as private as they can (but with a little more comfortableness, what with the cosiness the two have had together recently) - That’s my theory anyway.

that was a bit of a rambly reply but i hope that got my point across :) ppl are welcome to talk to me about this too <3

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If you are aware of who Frankie is outside of this house then you know he isn’t a mean person at all.
For him to want to say something that would probably hurt Zach that must mean that Frankie is also really, genuinely hurt right now and it’s breaking my heart.

If you think he actually doesn’t care about Zach you’re wrong. In pretty sure the problem is he cares too much. I don’t care if you like Zankie or not, if you can’t see their genuine friendship you’re “blind as a bat with no dick”.

I really hope they won’t part with this lie still weighing down on them.