i'm a stupid shit

  • Me: I think I'm gonna work on being a better person by letting go of my anger
  • Some asshole: *does unnecessary stupid shit for no goddamn reason*
  • Me: It's time 2 murder
  • Bokuto: Bro
  • Kuroo: Yeah Bro?
  • Bokuto: What do you call a snake that's 3.14 metres long?
  • Akaashi: Oh no
  • Kuroo: I dunno Bro
  • Bokuto: a Pi-thon
  • Kuroo: Bro...
  • Bokuto: Bro..
  • Kuroo: Broo
  • Bokuto: Br-
  • Akaashi: Bokuto-san, Kuroo-san, shut the fuck up
  • Kenma: *looks up from gaming console* Get rekt
Shipping classmates-imagine your OTP
  • so yesterday my class and me went on a schooltrip to Paris to go to some kind of museum about the french monarchie and what they did in their freetime. At one point of our vistit, the guide lead us into big and classy looking ballroom or something, dimmed the lights, started playing music and said we should get a partner and dance. And during that little ball i heard two of the boyd
  • s, who are like best friends, say to each other
  • Dudebro 1: Bro, should we dance?
  • Dudebro 2: Only if I get to dance with you, Bro
  • Dudebro 1: Of course, Bro. Anything for you!
  • Dudebro 1 & 2: start to slowdance to the music.
  • Me: -sees and films the whole thing- That's so cute! I can totally imagine my OTP doing that! But i still have no one to dance with.
  • In the end i just kept on watching these two guys and two girls slowdancing with each other in a #nohomo way and was lonly for the rest of the ball in the corner of losers, losing my shit over OTP-feels

jon: never looks longingly at danielle

jon: literally doesn’t tell deborah ANYTHING about himself

jon: ‘accidentally’ calls diana’s kids ugly

jon: disapproves of at least 70% of everything dorothy wants to do

jon: wants badly to go home but can’t because dakota is an asshole

tyrion & davos: he’s totally in love with denise did you see him staring at her chest in my imagination and not showing any kind of interest in her omg