Shout out to the “small fat” women. The women who are too big for “regular” sizes and too small for plus sizes. The women who feel like they don’t belong in either group and feel left out of body positive movements. You are gorgeous! ❤
what she means:
Can I say my shit? Can I say my shit? I've got lots of shit to say. I've got lots of shit to say. I can't fit my hand inside a Pringle can, I have a huge amount of trouble fitting my hand inside of a Pringle can. I can get my hand like four inches into the can but then I have to tilt the can into my mouth but then a bunch of crumbs have accumulated at the bottom of the can so they all go spilling onto my face. What I'm trying to say is the diameter of Pringle cans is way too small. I'll say it again. The diameter of Pringle cans is way too small. Two radiuses of a Pringle can is way too small. If you feel me, put your hands up, Come on! If you feel me, put your hands up! Look at all these hands that are way too big to fit inside of a Pringle can! Your hands are too big to fit inside a Pringle can, your hands are too big to fit inside a Pringle can. You think you can, I know you can't, you think you can. Pringles! Listen to the people, I am sure ninety percent of the complaint letters you get are about the width of your cans?! Just... make them wider?! I've overdone the Pringles thing, sorry. I want to have a daughter. I want to have a daughter so I can finally have someone around the house who can fit their hands in the Pringle can. Yes, I'm still on the Pringle cans thing! Yeah! I'll move on, alright? But that is priority número uno. I don't go to the gym because I'm self-conscious about my body but I'm self-conscious about my body cause I don't go to the gym. Irony can be so painful. That's a Catch-22. Let's do this! I went to Chipotle, I went to Chipotle, got myself a chicken burrito. I went down the line and I got all these ingredients and at the end of the line the guy tried to wrap the burrito but half of the shit inside the burrito spilled out. He still wrapped it. I was like, dude you should have warned me! You're a burrito expert, you should have told me halfway through: "Hey, man. You might be reaching maximum burrito capacity here" Do you fucking think I want a messy burrito? No one wants a messy burrito! The whole appeal of the burrito is that all of the ingredients are contained within the confines of the tortilla. I wouldn't have gotten half of the shit if I knew it wasn't gonna fit in the burrito! Alright? Look I wouldn't have got the lettuce if I knew it wouldn't fit! I wouldn't have got the cheese if I knew it wouldn't fit! I wouldn't have got the peppers if I knew it wouldn't fit! I wouldn't have got half of it! Like, I'm okay with small mistakes, if you've got no more chicken I'll take pork. But I'll blow my dad before I eat a burrito with a fork. I wouldn't have got the lettuce if I knew it wouldn't fit, I wouldn't have got the cheese if I knew it wouldn't fit, I wouldn't have got the peppers if I knew they wouldn't fit. Man, I wouldn't have got half of it, like half of it, like, half of it, like, half of it, like half of it right now,I think it's time I think it's time, I think that we break this down. I can sit here and pretend like my biggest problems are pringle cans, and burritos. The truth is, my biggest problem's you. I want to please you but I want to stay true to myself. I want to give you the night out that you deserve but I want to say what I think and not care what you think about it. Part of me loves you, part of me hates you, part of me needs you, part of me fears you. And I don't think that I can handle this right now, handle this right now. I don't think that I can handle this right now. I don't think that I can handle this right now, I don't think that I can handle this right now, I don't think that I can handle this right now. Look at them, they're just staring at me like, "come and watch the skinny kid with a steadily declining mental health and laugh as he attempts to give you what he cannot give himself." I don't think that I can handle this right now, I don't think that I can handle this right now. They don't even know the half of this right now, they don't even know the half of it. But I know I'm not a doctor, I'm a pussy, I put on a silly show so I should probably just shut up and do my job so here I go. I wouldn't have got the lettuce if I knew it wouldn't fit, I wouldn't have got the cheese if I knew it wouldn't fit, I wouldn't have got the peppers if I knew they wouldn't fit, I wouldn't have got half. You can tell them anything if you just make it funny, make it rhyme and if they still don't understand you then you run it one more time. I don't think that I can handle this right now (Haa!) I don't think that I can handle this right now (Hoo!) If you think that I can handle this right now (Haa!) Right now (Haa!) Now, handle this right, handle this right, handle this right now.Thank you, good night! I hope you're happy.
Loooook @crispsandkerosene I did it!!! I noticed that there are cres, shpe and gmnd files in the recolor file as well as in the mesh file, I deleted them from the recolor file and changed the names in the mesh file (idk if it’s necessary, I’m still testing), and BAM it works! No more flashing blue! \o_o/
Because of course I do. But I have
been having some thoughts about him and his position both within the Inner
Circle but also what he does in a wider sense for Rhys and the Night Court and
the challenges he must have faced in doing so.
“And we’re not lesser faeries,
though some try to call us that. We’re just—Illyrians. Considered expendable aerial cavalry for the Night
Court at the best of times, mindless soldier grunts at the worst.”
“Which is most of the time,” Azriel clarified.
want to consider how this idea must have shaped Cassian (and Azriel)’s time in
the Night Court. This is the court a large chunk of which rejected Rhys – the most
powerful High Lord in Prythian’s history in part because he was half-Illyrian. I
don’t think it’s a huge stretch to imagine that this prideful court might not have reacted
altogether that well when their armies were placed under the command of a
bastard born pure Illyrian warrior like Cassian.
them the Illyrians are ‘expendable’ or else ‘mindless soldier grunts’ they’re
arrow fodder, they’re the consistent vanguard that does the brunt of the damage
and takes the brunt of the blows from the oncoming battle and protects the far
more important, far more valuable High Fae and faerie warriors of the Night
Court behind them. They’re a shield and a battering ram, a tool to be used and
can’t imagine that they took well to having Cassian placed over them as
commander, no matter how he might have proved himself in battle these sort of
stereotypes and ways of thinking aren’t something you overcome because of a few
good war stories. I can only imagine the backlash that Cassian suffered as a
result of this and how these people he would lay down his life to protect more
than likely thought him entirely unworthy of his position, unworthy of respect,
unworthy of the honour of command, unworthy to lead them.
don’t really want to focus too much on that aspect of it. I want to focus on
Cassian. And I want to focus on the way in which I think he would have won
these warriors over (because he still commands Rhys’ armies. If he’d been
unable to do so, unable to earn their loyalty and obedience he wouldn’t)
of controlling/keeping subjects and inferiors in line is something that is
brought up in this series. It’s not given a huge amount of attention but it is
there. Tamlin is a good example of the other side of Cassian’s coin.
Tamlin and the Spring Court before him is steeped
in a tradition of control and control through fear. This is seen on a
small scale with the way in which Tamlin responds to Lucien pushing back, he
belittles Lucien, “Did I ask for your opinion?” and uses his considerable power to punish
Lucien for an insolent look (a punishment we’re never shown which adds to the
sense of fear)
But it’s seen on a larger scale with the Tithe. People are
expected to pay their dues to him and they turn up and do so yes because it’s a
symbiotic balance in a way – they provide for Tamlin and he keeps them safe –
but also from the fear of him hunting them down and executing them if they don’t
do as they’re commanded.
method is no doubt successful but in the long term it has some very serious,
gaping flaws. Ruling with fear leaves little room for anything else and I don’t
think it inspires a whole lot of loyalty or respect.
The flip side of this is I think the method
that Cassian would have used to bind his warriors to him. I can’t see Cassian
ordering brutal punishments or executions for those who refuse to fall in line
with him (largely because initially this would likely have meant executing
pretty much everyone) I don’t think fear or brutality would have appealed in
the least to Cassian (I don’t think he’s a pushover; and if someone betrays
them or acts out of turn he will punish them) but initially, making people fall
in because they fear him isn’t something I can see him doing.
think Cassian would have won them to him with love. With compassion and empathy
and that heart of his. I think Cassian, the greatest warrior Rhys has ever
known, doesn’t use that aspect of himself
to command fear and make his men too terrified of his wrath to disobey them – I
think he inspires love in his men and I think this love breeds the loyalty and
respect that Tamlin is lacking which is why Cassian has been so successful as a
commander in the past.
Rhys loosed a breath. “…I’ve witnessed Cassian rip apart
opponents and then puke his guts up once the carnage stopped, sometimes even mourn them.
such compassion in Cassian, raw, strong, utterly unapologetic compassion. I
think that in spite of being one of the strongest Illyrians in history and
being loaded with the killing power, despite everything that’s been done to him
and everything he’s seen Cassian retains quite a tender heart. Which is so rare from this type of male
character? The cocky warrior with the skills and title to back that up is allowed
to have that gentleness to him, is allowed to respond to the things he’s done
in this way, is allowed to throw his guts up after killing, is allowed to mourn his enemy because he feels what he’s
done so keenly.
is a warrior at heart. Born and bred and trained to be one of the best killers
in Prythian but I think he’s far deeper and more complex than that. He is not
only a warrior. He is a trainer and a brother, a friend, a lover and a dreamer.
He is not defined by this warrior status. He is not a bloodthirsty killer who
delights in battle and argues for war as the way forward in every instance. He
is a fighter – the best Rhys has ever come across – but he doesn’t relish it.
He doesn’t relish violence or death. He doesn’t take any pleasure in it. He doesn’t
claim glory from the things he’s done or the title he holds.
shrugged, wings tucking in tighter. “I command Rhys’s armies.” As if such a position were something
that one shrugged off.
Cassian that is the way he responds to it because that may be the title that he
holds but it is not who he is. It does not define him. His pride does not lie
in the number of warriors he has at his disposal, the number of men he can send
to slaughter and die. It does not lie in the great, bloody deeds he’s done in
war. It does not lie in the people he has killed. It lies in the people he has saved. Which is why Cassian mourns his
enemies, the people he’s killed, the people that need not have died, the people
that might have been saved and weren’t. All of them. Friend or foe.
When she finally noticed Cassian, she looked up at him.
His voice was rough as he said, “Five hundred years ago, I fought on
battlefields not far from this house. I fought beside human and faerie alike,
bled beside them. I will stand on that battlefield again, Nesta Archeron, to protect this house—your people. I
can think of no better way to end my existence than to defend those who need it
This I think is one of the most telling and
important moments for sussing out who Cassian is and that last line in
particular I think is one of the most defining Cassian quotes I can think of. It
tells you what he values, it tells you what he loves, it tells you why he
fights which is the most important question for someone like Cassian in the
position that he’s in. He must always be ready to fight and die; he must
always be able to rationalise it and justify it and live with it afterwards
especially when he responds to death the way he does: he must know why he
fights and what for.
This is a man who fights because he
must. This is a man who fights not for glory or honour or riches or legacy or
for the simple pleasure of violence and killing. This is a man who fights for
love. For compassion. A man who does these things because he has to, to protect
those who cannot protect themselves - for this he will die, for this he will
blacken his soul and bloody his hands with the acts of war that make him sick
to his stomach again and again and again. To defend those who need it
The wrappings around my hands were now mere smudges of soot.
Cassian’s upraised palms remained before me—ready to take the blow, if I needed to make it. “I’m all right,” he
said quietly. Gently. And maybe I was exhausted and
broken, but I breathed, “I killed them.” I hadn’t said the words aloud
since it had happened. Cassian’s lips tightened. “I
know.” Not condemnation, notpraise.
But grim understanding.
whole scene is beautifully written and put together and incredibly moving and
it’s something I fully intend to meta on and pick apart much more completely
than this when I reach it again in ACOMAF. But for Feyre for her recovery, for
her grief and guilt this moment where she expresses it out loud is a huge
turning point for her and incredibly important. But for Cassian too, for
understanding him it’s hugely important for his character as well.
This was one of the first moments where I
truly saw Cassian; saw the man behind the fighting leathers and the
cocky smiles, saw to that burning heart he has inside. This is a point at which
you realise that Cassian is a fighter and a warrior and a killer but in spite
of all that, deep down, I don’t think that’s what defines him the most. It’s
not the core of him, it’s not the heart of him. It’s an aspect of him, a very
important one but it’s not the be all and end all of his character or existence.
Which again is something we very rarely see
from characters like Cassian who are built up to be great warriors and
fighters. They’re so rarely allowed to have the raw emotion that Cassian has.
They would so rarely be allowed to make an admission like this, to respond in
this way to an act of selfless heroism. He doesn’t try and rationalise it for
her or justify it or offer her glory or try and brush it off. He doesn’t pity
her. He doesn’t condemn her. He doesn’t praise her. He just understands her.
This is a man of empathy. A man who
looks at Feyre Cursebreaker, the girl they hero worship for the thing that
makes her vomit her guts up every single night, the thing that torments her
awake and asleep, the thing that makes her feel that ‘it should have been
me’ and simply says ‘I know’.
understands this, understands her, because when history remembers them their
legacy will not be cold sweats and fickle dreams. It will not be their grief
and sadness for every death on every side. It will be as heroes. With no
thought of the price of that heroism, the weight they carry, the blood they can
never wash off. It will remember him as the army leader, one of the strongest Illyrians
in history, the greatest warrior of his age. It will remember the people he
killed. The great deeds he performed. The slaughter and the glory of the
warrior incarnate. I hope it does not forget why. I hope it does not forget his