i'm a mess and you know that i can't help it

orson krennic's characterization
  • before rogue one: greetings my fellow Imperial leaders, let us make haste to complete the Death Star project ahh yes tarkin of course we'll accept your help thank you
  • after rogue one: *rolls up to Imperial meeting 15 minutes late with Space Starbucks* sorry everyone couldn't find my fucking cape *sees tarkin* what bitch?
  • playing bastion: ah what an immersive and innovative game! truly the writers are masters of their craft to create such a poignant and inspiring story! this game is a masterpiece! a shining example of video games as an artistic medium!
  • playing transistor: IM IN REAL PHYSICAL PAIN. IM CRYING OVER A MAGICAL TALKING SWORD THAT SHOOTS LASERS. I HATE THIS GAME I HATE

Roman, pls come assist your children. 

SERIOUSLY. Seriously. You know what, fuck you for being able to pull off a suit and still look like a grungy, hot mess of a man, YOU CAN’T HAVE BOTH AT THE SAME TIME DEANFORD. 

… Okay so I have a little bit of a thing for bloody Dean, sue me. He seems content, therefore I am as well.

Look at this little cutie golfing, aw. I cannot honestly imagine this dork golfing, but instead driving the golf carts into random places. 

So soft, so cute, so yes.

*pew pew* 

YES, RUN ME OVER, I AM READY 

Okay, but if this isn’t the cutest picture you have ever seen, then really, what is? Becuase okay, let’s just start with how sweet and pure and FUCKING BLUE HIS EYES ARE BECAUSE WOW OKAY, WHY DON’T WE JUST INSTALL LASERS IN THEM SO YOU CAN FINISH KILLING ME WITH THEM???? And okay, the little tongue sticking out? Wow, 12/10, please. AND HIS LITTLE THUMBS UP? WOW. And it’s raining, like imagine this giant dork in the rain??? HIS HAIR IS ALL WET AND LIKE KINDA CURLY AND HE’S GOT THE SCRUFFY AND I’M SORRY I’LL STOP NOW, I AM SORRY I AM, not really lmao.

…. Those black shorts are gonna kill me, wtf.

THIS LITTLE SMIRKY FACE, OMG

*me all the time, 24/7, about everything* 

Okay??? DEAN GET ALONG WITH SETH PLS, I MISS YOUR FRIENDSHIP I’M SORRY, SETH IS ALSO SORRY, HE IS JUST A LITTLE (huge) SHIT SOMETIMES (most the time). 

Blurry but still WOW?????? 

Okay, I love wrapping hands and wrists, it’s so sexy??? 

HAHAHAH JUST LIKE HIS HAT SAYS, RIP. 

>.> I mean, or I can just keep you? No? Okay. 

HE’S SO CUTE, WOW SO FLOOF. 

“HEY TAKE A PICTURE OF ME BY THIS FENCE WHILE I DO THIS.” 

Back again with the black shorts

This just reminds me of Bugs Bunny saying “Put ‘em up, put ‘em up.” 

Renee took this photo, and I honestly LOVE THEM TOGETHER SO MUCH, WOW THEY ARE SO CUTE???? I know they aren’t together in the picture BUT WOW I SHIP THEM THEY ARE ADORABLE AND I HOPE THEY NEVER CHANGE. 

… Sweaty, shirtless Dean. Mama likely. 

Fluffy Dean

“Hey Shannon, why do you have so many pictures of Dean working out?” “I mean, I-” *FUCKING RUNS AWAY* 

I am trying to lip read here, and all I see is ‘What the table?’ 

WOW THIGHS AND KNEE PADS AND LEATHER AND WOW, Leather daddy. That is his name. HE IS LEATHER DADDY DO NOT TRY TO CONVINCE ME OTHERWISE, NO YOU’RE NOT OKAY. 

This is like one of the Office moments.

Originally posted by dean-ambroselover

NOW SISSY THAT WALK. I’m sorry I have no control, I’ll make a real comment, hot dang like a summer choir, walk a little slower why don’t ya Deano? 

Originally posted by valstepiro

I know I shouldn’t be attracted to him smoking, I’M SORRY MOM, I KNOW I’M A HUGE DISAPPOINTMENT BUT THIS IS SO ATTRACTIVE TO ME, I DON’T????

Originally posted by deanambroseismines

Okay wow, this wins. This wins everything. My heart. My life. Everything, I literally am speechless, I CANNOT THINK OF A PROPER SECNTENCE THIS IS TAKING SO MUCH CONCENTRATION BECAUSE HE IS ASO BEAUTFIUL???? 

Originally posted by iletyoudowniknow

Look at these happy little goobers, I love them so much. Are they giggling over going over a speed bump? They’re literally the ccutest and will be the death of me


Originally posted by ambrollinsasylum

More evidence that this is a huge dork, I REPEAT DEAN AMBROSE IS A HUGE DORK WHO DESERVES ALL THE LOVE IN THE WORLD (and the WWE World Championship, amiright) 

Originally posted by thesawcesomeone

Listen, this is me about 98% of the time. Sometimes, they’re not drunken. 

Originally posted by thearchitectwwe

Any questions? No?? This post is made possible by the floofy Dean Ambrose fic my fav wrote @hardcorewwetrash (I suggest you all follow her 5ever, because everything she writes is the bomb.com) ALSO IT’S THIRST PARTY SATURDAY AND GUESS WHO I’M THIRSTY FOR, HAHAHAHAHA, everyone, the answer is everyone. 

Okay but

Andrew and Neil cooking/baking together

  • It’s Matt’s birthdayand Neil wants to bake a cake for his best friend
  • But Neil can’t bake. He just can’t
  • Neil’s boyfriend on the other hand can bake
  • Just as well as he can cook
  • Do you think there are always shops open when he has to maintain his sugar high? There aren’t 
  • We all know about Andrew’s sweet tooth, and when has he like beig dependent 
  • Neil knows because he has tried Andrew’s pancakes and cupcakes and generally anything that can have extreme amounts of sugar in it
  • And he really wants Matt’s cake to be good so he promises Andrew anything he wants if he’ll help him
  • Maybe he tried first and the kitchen was such a mess Andrew actually welcomed the trade, because he was one second from shooing Neil off the kitchen and taking over ayway
  • So Andrew gets to work, taking out pots and pans and flour and the like
  • Neil just enjoys watching him work for a while before he joins him to try to help
  • Well, using the word help liberally
  • Because Neil is a disaster
  • He manages to spill milk on the floor, knock the chocolate syrup from the cupboard on his head open AND fling the eggs he was holding at the wall when he slips on the milk
  • Andrew hears the crash from the other room, because he left for two seconds to look for a specific cook book, and rushes to the kitchen
  • He walks in to see Neil, on the floor in the middle of the milk puddle, with chocolate syrup dripping from his head down his face and on his shirt, vacantly staring at the eggs on the wall
  • Andrew is relieved because he doesn’t do well with loud sounds he can’t place when Neil is not near him, curtesy of Baltimore
  • But on the other hand, he stares at this dumbass and wonders how he’s in love with him
  • This kid will be the death of him, one way or the other
  • He stares at him and then reaches over to the bowl of flour that’s near by, and with a perfectly straight face throws a handful at Neil
  • Que food fight that leaves them covered in flour and dripping chocolate
  • Que making out session because they can’t have lips and faces covered in chocolate and waste them
  • Afterwards Andrew orders Neil to clean himself up so he can finally make the cake
  • The cake is spectacular
  • Matt just stares at it for five minutes because he lived with Neil, there’s no way that guy made this
  • But then he ses a bit of chocolate syrup behind Andrew’s ear and just decides not to ask
  • Everyone loves the cake and they have a great time
  • Renee maybe smiles at them a little too knowingly, but everyone’s laughing and Neil is surrounded by his family and they are celebrating his best friend and he’s just so happy
  • When Andrew comes to collect on his promise that night, Neil think this might just be the best day of his life 
WAR OF HEARTS

Come to me
In the night hours
I will wait for you
And I can’t sleep
Cause thoughts devour
Thoughts of you consume
I can’t help but love you
Even though I try not to
I can’t help but want you
I know that I’d die without you
Stay with me a little longer
I will wait for you
Shadows creep
And want grows stronger
Deeper than the truth
I can’t help but love you
Even though I try not to
I can’t help but want you
I know that I’d die without you
I can’t help but be wrong in the dark
Cause I’m overcome in this war of hearts
I can’t help but want oceans to part
Cause I’m overcome in this war of hearts
I can’t help but love you
Even though I try not to
I can’t help but want you
I know that I’d die without you
I can’t help but be wrong in the dark
Cause I’m overcome in this war of hearts
I can’t help but want oceans to part
Cause I’m overcome in this war of hearts

- War Of Hearts, Ruelle


I’m so damn grateful to Malec for introducing me to this simply AMAZING song, War Of Hearts by Ruelle…

But, just, GODS ABOVE!!! I’ve never found another song which kinda fits ALL my OTPs and now I’m listening to this song on repeat and my ears are having an orgasm and all I wanna do is scream my heart or go sit in a corner and weep, and just WHY!??