i'm a lizard woman from the dawn of time

I am severely disappointed by the lack of multichapter fics about how Vastra and Jenny met and discovered each other’s secrets and fell in love and confessed their love and had sex on the kitchen table for the first time.

Get your shit together, fandom. 

I really want a fic of Vastra and Jenny getting abandoned in the 21st Century for a week by the Doctor (probably assumed they’d got their own method of time travel to get back home). Cue the pair crashing Clara’s apartment.

Jenny thinks supermarkets are super fascinating but is really freaked out by currency inflation. Vastra develops an addiction to wildlife programs.

Consider this a prompt if you want one.