i'm a little retarded like that

The Signs Studying Together
  • Everyone is at Virgo's house this time because Virgos are such smartasses. (Sorry I have taken so long to post anything)
  • Aquarius: Man, whoever illustrated the front cover of this book is definitely not aware that Pluto IS a part of our fucking solar system.
  • Aries: Why the fuck are you staring at your geography textbook? Aren't you supposed to be studying for Maths?
  • Libra: My god Aries, get off your fetish for Maths and get a grip! We have to study the chapter about nutrition in animals from biology duh!
  • Taurus: Nutrition in Animals? More like nutrition for my fucking starving stomach! Who's making the sandwiches?
  • Scorpio: *hands a bag of chips to Taurus* Libra, are you out of your fucking pea sized mind? We have a history exam, not bio you idiot.
  • Capricorn: YOU GUYS DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT IS THE NEXT EXAM?? ARE YOU ALL TRYING TO GET A MINUS ZERO IN YOUR TEST?
  • Aries: Excuse me, there is nothing like minus zero you fucking retard.
  • Libra: Did you just call him a retard? *secretly has been crushing on Capricorn*
  • *Libra, Aries, and Scorpio all fight over which subject their next exam is on*
  • Leo: *sighs* It's fucking English.
  • Cancer: Hey Virgo, any idea where my pencil case is?
  • Virgo: I'm a little busy at the moment! *is trying to stop the fight*
  • Pisces: *sobs over their textbooks* I'm never gonna get a fucking degree!
  • Leo: It's fucking English.
  • Sagittarius: *is burning their language notebooks as Satan sacrifice*
  • Taurus: THESE CHIPS *THROWS THE CHIPS BAG FURIOUSLY ACROSS THE ROOM* ARE FUCKING STALE *FURIOUSLY FINISHES ALL THE MATHS PROBLEM SUMS FROM ARIES'S NOTEBOOK IN RECORD SPEED*
  • Gemini: *is busy recording the cat fight between Libra, Scorpio and Aries on their phone* Wait till the entire campus sees this shit!
  • Aquarius: *Gets gun* this geography book needs to die *shoots the front cover of the book*
  • Leo: IT'S FUCKING ENGLISH!
  • *everyone is quiet*
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  • Capricorn: *throws an encyclopaedia at Aquarius furiously* THAT WAS MY TEXTBOOK YOU FUCKING BITCH
The Office Starters
  • "I have a lot of questions. Number one: how dare you?"
  • "Count me in as 'who cares'."
  • "Would I rather be feared or loved? Easy. Both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me."
  • "Apart from hitting her with my car, I have been so kind to that woman."
  • "When you're a kid, you assume your parents are soulmates. My kids are gonna be right about that."
  • "It's not that children make me uncomfortable, it's just that, why be a dad when you can be a fun uncle? I've never heard of anyone rebelling against their fun uncle."
  • "I'm not superstitious ... but I am a little stitious."
  • "It's never too early for ice cream."
  • "I talk a lot, so I've learned to tune myself out."
  • "I wish there was a way to know that you're in the 'good old days' before you've actually left them."
  • "You gotta take a chance on something sometime."
  • "You don't call retarded people retards. It's bad taste. You call your friends retards when they're acting retarded."
  • "I know that patience and loyalty are good, and virtuous traits. But sometimes I just think you need to grow a pair."
  • "Do I need to be liked? Absolutely not. I like to be liked. I enjoy being liked. I have to be liked. But it's not like a compulsive need to be liked. Like my need to be praised."
  • "I don't see it. I think they both could do better."
  • "Hey. Can you make that straighter? That's what she said."
  • "I do not lose contests. I win them ... or I quit them because they are unfair.

That happened on Jibcon 7 on my autograph session with Jared.. 

Gen was sitting next to him.

I came to the table, and I wanted to tell him that his eyes are much more beautiful in reality…
So that how it went:

Jared: Hi!
Me: Hi Jared! I just want to tell u that you’ve got much more beautiful *in this moment I awkwardly looked at his hands and started blushing and sweating* hands in reality. 
Jared: Awh, that’s.. nice..thank y…
*me interrupting Jared*
Me: I meant - you’ve got much more beautiful eyes in reality. But… *I started talking weird shit like some retarded person* you’re hands are fine. They’re ok too. I really like them etc… 
*Gen started laughing, Jared laughed a little bit too, trying to act proffesional.*
* I started laughing really hard too, blushing and acting weird*
Jared: Well, thank u sweetie, that’s really nice. I take both compliments.



Sooo, my autographs didn’t go in a direction I thought it will.. But I’m still laughing really hard when I remember Gen’s laughter. 
If u want to hear weird compliments, just talk with me ahahahaah