i'm a girl and i love football

heathers the musical: a summary
  • beautiful: fuck high school when can we leave fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu--oh hey i'm popular now
  • candy store: do i keep my popularity or my integrity? ...popularity
  • fight for me: violence turns me on
  • candy store reprise: let bitchiness reign
  • freeze your brain: i may depressed and cynical and addicted to slushies but at least i'm not on drugs
  • big fun: the party you never got invited to because you were on tumblr
  • dead girl walking: sex is a great way to forget your problems
  • very: nightmares of slut-shaming
  • the me inside of me: fake suicide fixes everything
  • blue: the fuckboy anthem
  • blue/beautiful reprise: nightmares of slut-shaming come true
  • our love is god: murder is the best solution. also my boyfriend may be a psycho with a god complex. oops.
  • prom or hell?: my boyfriend is DEFINITELY a psycho with a god complex but he's still pretty cool most of the time
  • my dead gay son: ...i don't think i need to explain this one
  • seventeen: can we please like chill for two seconds and be a normal couple
  • shine a light: condescending teachers who think they can fix everything
  • lifeboat: seemingly shallow bitchy ditz actually has real problems and is opening up about them...
  • shine a light reprise: ...but fuck it let's make fun of her anyway because high school
  • westerberg cheer: HOORAY FOOTBALL also i dumped my psycho boyfriend because frankly he was starting to scare me but FOOTBALL
  • kindergarten boyfriend: don't grow up. peter pan was right.
  • yo girl: YOU DONE FUCKED UP AND THE GHOSTS (or the physical manifestation of your guilt idk) ARE GONNA LET YOU KNOW IT. also your psycho ex is after you.
  • meant to be yours: psycho ex boyfriend doesn't seem to understand the meaning of EX. he also may not understand the definition of psycho but he is definitely it.
  • dead girl walking reprise: FUCK THIS SHIT I'M GONNA SAVE THE DAY oh fuck the gun went off
  • i am damaged: psycho exes come in handy if they're still in love with you and if there's a bomb to get rid of. i'm not crying you're crying.
  • seventeen reprise: OKAY LISTEN UP FOLKS I'M RUNNING THIS SHIT NOW
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15 years ago, a 13-year-old Finnish girl fell in love. She fell in love with an athlete, but more importantly, she fell in love with a sport. That athlete was Francesco Totti. That sport was – of course – football.

Thank you Francesco for showing me the light. You will forever remain in my heart as my first great footballing love, and I wish you all the happiness and success in whatever path you choose to take.

  • Ren: I love you Aoba.
  • Noiz: I want you. Only you.
  • Clear: I want to make you happy~!
  • Mink: *grunts affectionately*
  • Koujaku: I think I like you... bUT I ALSO LIKE GIRLS HA AHA HA I'm actually straight! Football! Hairdressing! VERY VERY STRAIGHT YES. I'm going to hold your hand but no homo right??? AHAHAHAHA I'M SO MANLY (you're doing great koujaku) *nosebleeds at aoba's split ends*
Signs as things Courtney Love has said
  • Aries: I want every girl in the world to pick up a guitar and start screaming
  • Taurus: if you treat a girl like a dog, she's gonna piss on you
  • Gemini: I used to do drugs, but don't tell anyone or it will ruin my image
  • Cancer: I'm a survivor, at least that's what everyone tells me
  • Leo: I'm not a woman, I'm a force of nature
  • Virgo: Don't destroy yourself to get the football captain. Be the football captain
  • Libra: I don't need plastic in my body to validate me as a woman
  • Scorpio: I like to behave in an extremely normal, wholesome manner for the most part in my daily life. Even if I'm mentally consumed with sick visions of violence, terror, sex and death
  • Sagittarius: I found my inner bitch and ran with her
  • Capricorn: being offended is part of being in the real world
  • Aquarius: only dumb people are happy
  • Pisces: I lie a lot but never in my lyrics

Teen Fads, 1947  

Girl ties her hair scarf around her boyfriends neck as a fond token. Boy often gives football sweater as token to his girl.

{art shannon} {color mariana}

every trans movie ever
  • skinny white androgynous kid, possibly with bright hair: i am a Trans Man™, my name is mike and i like football
  • mike: i'm not a girl
  • parents: you will always be sarah to us! (mum starts crying)
  • mike: (crying)
  • (shot of mike looking in mirror)
  • (shot of mike roughly cutting off hair while looking empowered)
  • (montage of mike binding with ace bandages, wearing baggy Boy clothes)
  • mike: *gets beat up in toilets*
  • family: wow!! We were so ignorant before. you are boy. we love our Son
  • (everyone hugs, roll credits)
"El fútbol no es un juego para señoritas"

“Football is not a game for girls" 

This is what Mr. Carlo Ancelotti said when asked about Atletico Madrid’s style of play and whether it is too violent…

Dear Mr. Ancelotti, just because Real Madrid doesn’t have a Women’s football team, idek why they don’t have one, there is a Women’s league in Spain… doesn’t mean that there aren’t women footballers…. 

It doesn’t mean Football is not for girls…

It doesn’t mean that our game is less intense than yours…

or less physical

Or less passionate 

 

or less painful

FOOTBALL IS NOT ONLY FOR MEN… IT’S FOR EVERYONE. 

So, Mr. Ancelotti, next time you want to evaluate your opponent’s style of play… don’t drag us into it.. Thank you

oh and ;)

We rock

Sandra 

Virginia

anonymous asked:

1/5 My story. Or, how I became a Larry. Let's set the scene: it's April 2014, I'm on a romantic city break in Florence, it's raining, I'm curled up by the fire in our hotel reading Pull Me Under (the amazon Ben and Henry version, not the HL one). I'm so absorbed I'm completely ignoring my poor husband. Apart from thinking the very lovely Henry must be based on Haz, I've no clue this is a Larry fan fic, just that it's one of the best things I've read in a good while (and I work in publishing!).

2/5 It’s June 2014, mysister and I are taking my oldest friend and her daughters to see 1D at Wembley (boybanding is in my blood – the concert is almost 20 years to the day since oldest friend & I 1st saw Take That at Wembley arena – I’m 34!). Oldest daughter is a Louis girl & she’s telling me all about footballer Louis. I’ve had a few glasses of rose, and I’m like….’Hmmmm, footballer Louis…’

3/5 Still June. 1.05am train home from Wembley. My sis & I meet the sweetest, most hyped-up 2 girls with ‘Louis’, ‘Harry’ and ‘Larry’ written on their faces, arms, hands, in eyeliner. God bless them. They talk to (at?) us all the way home. That’s almost 2 hours of Larry. They write info on haveyouquitefinishedlouis’s videos on You Tube on my hand. They make us promise to watch.

4/5 Later that night. It’s 3am. We’re knackered, my sister has no voice from screaming at Harry for 2 hours, we crack open another bottle of wine & You Tube the hell out of Larry. By about 4.30am we’ve both had a little cry, argued over the best LS moment (she maintains is the jealous H patting L’s leg interview moment, I vote for the subtle under the sleeve caress) and I’m like……’Oh my god. That book was about 1D’.

5/5 So, here I am. Totally sucked in. I love Harry. I love Louis (possibly the most). I love them together. My sister has gladly reevaluated her life plan (which previously included marrying H, she’s only 22) as she’s certainly not one to stand in the way of true love. I think about the train girls regularly (hellllooooo if you’re reading this!) and wish I’d taken their details. Totally would have sent them champagne on coming out day. Or a fruit basket.

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This is one of the best stories ever! Signal boost if you’re the one from the train!!!!!! 

So my school does this thing where it's junior girls vs senior girls at a football game once a year. I'm at the first meeting when the coach says "we are very competitive, and we go hard. We grab what we need, which means handfuls of shirts, shorts, whatever you can grab" so me being gay, I says quite loudly "MAN THIS IS A DREAM COME TRUE FOR LESBIANS"

No shame in my game 😉

anonymous asked:

I'm in drumline and I like this girl in colorguard. I feel like a modern day Romeo and Juliet

“Two sections, both alike in dignity,

On the football field, where we lay our scene”

“O Romeo, Romeo! wherefore art thou Romeo?

Deny thy section and refuse thy drum;

Or, if thou wilt not, be but sworn my love,

And I’ll no longer be in guard.”

Zombie run app round 2

Round 1: ran/jogged 1 mile. (35 min)
Round 2: ran jogged 1.34 miles. (21 min)

Guys I heard someone scream “RUN THEY ARE BEHIND YOU!!!!” SO I FUCKING SCREAMED AND RAN SO HARD AND FAST????? I OUTRAN A FOOTBALL ATLETE IM SCREAMING

also my thighs and calves hurt so much but feel so good hnnnnnn