i'm a girl and i like knives

consider: cameos for both Cassian & Jyn in the Han Solo movie, wherein they narrowly miss meeting each other

  • Me: I'm in love....aye, I'm in love
  • Best friend: Ugh, no not again. How many times do I need to tell you that falling in love with a fictional character or a celeb is not going to improve your dating status.
  • Get a grip.
  • There are so many dateable guys around you.
  • ME: Does any of them have a pen that can turn into a sword?
  • BF: no
  • Me: Does any of them intentionally burn good bread, gets hit by his mother and pretend throw it away so that the girl he likes can eat it?
  • BF: no
  • Me: Does any of them throw knives at the person who they like?
  • BF: what?
  • Me: Will any of them go to Japan and become super successful so that he can make himself worthy of the girl he likes?
  • BF: ummmm
  • Me: Will anyone of them do anything that the guys of The Mortal Instruments did for their loves?
  • BF: I haven't read...
  • Me: Do you want me to continue with my never ending list?
  • BF: UMmmm

Listen there’s probably nothing I hate more than those tampon commercials where that girl is having the time of her life sliding down a water slide and the narrator is all smug like “is this what your life feels like on your period?” Like no Debra it feels like a thousand knives are trying to dig out my uterus while it’s being lit on fire but thanks for asking

the signs as bright eyes lyrics
  • aries: As you tear and tear your hair from roots/Of that same head you have twice removed now/A lock of hair you said would prove/Our love would never die (Haligh, Haligh, A Lie, Haligh)
  • taurus: And on the way home held your camera like a bible/Just wishing so bad that it held some kind of truth/And I stood nervous next to you in the dark room/You dropped the paper in the water/And it all begins to bloom/Ya they go wild (Old Soul Song [For The New World Order])
  • gemini: I have sat too long in my silence./I have grown too old in my pain./To shed this skin, be born again,/it starts with an ending./So thank you friends for the time we shared./My love stays with you like sunlight and air. (Method Acting)
  • cancer: Well, let the poets cry themselves to sleep/And all their tearful words will turn back into steam/But me I'm a single cell/On a serpents tongue/There's a muddy field where a garden was/And I'm glad you got away/But I'm still stuck out here/My clothes are soaking wet/From your brother's tears (Poison Oak)
  • leo: That is why I'm singing.../Baby don't worry cause now I got your back./And every time you feel like crying,/I'm gonna try and make you laugh./And if I can't, if it just hurts too bad,/then we will wait for it to pass and I will keep you company/through those days so long and black (Bowl of Oranges)
  • virgo: And my father was there, in a chair, by the window, staring so far away./I tried talking, just whispered, "...so sorry...so selfish..."/He stopped me and said, "Child I love you regardless/and there's nothing you could do that would ever change this./I'm not angry. It happens. But you just can't do it again." (Let's Not Shit Ourselves [To Love And To Be Loved])
  • libra: In an abandoned building where/Squatters made a mural of a Mexican girl/With fifteen cans of spray paint and a chemical swirl/She's standing in the ashes at the end of the world/Four winds blowing through her hair (Four Winds)
  • scorpio: When I feel lost I am not at all/.../Oh, I've made love, yeah, I've been fucked, so what?/I'm a cartoon, you're a full moon, let's stay up (Hot Knives)
  • sagittarius: I was a fool, you were my friend/We made it happen/You took off your clothes/left on the light/You stood there so brave/You used to be shy/Each feature improved, each movement refined and eyes like a showroom (Take it Easy [Love Nothing])
  • capricorn: And the future hangs over our heads/And it moves with each current event/Until it falls all around like a cold steady rain/Just stay in when it's looking this way (Landlocked Blues)
  • aquarius: So when you're asked to fight a war that's over nothing/It's best to join the side that's gonna win/And no one's sure how all of this got started/But we're gonna make them goddam certain how its gonna end/Oh ya we will, oh ya we will! (Road To Joy)
  • pisces: Yours is the first face that I saw/I think I was blind before I met you/Now I don't know where I am/I don't know where I've been/But I know where I want to go (First Day of My Life)

Shockwave + Longarm Magical Girl designs! Finally got the color schemes to look good, I kept trying to make it too similar to the colors of the bots. Had to fudge stuff to make it work.

Shockwave has throwing knives that can be conjured out of her sleeves, while Longarm has a sickle (since crane hook + knives = sickle). I decided to use throwing knives instead of a gun based weapon like Shockwave actually has in show because I really wanted to find a way to incorporate his claws and I felt magical guns + knives + the ability to shape shift might’ve been just a little overpowered in comparison to most of the others. Also I suck at drawing guns so there’s that.

Signs As My Favorite P!ATD Lyrics
  • Aries: "These words are knives and often leave scars, the fear of falling apart" (This Is Gospel)
  • Taurus: "And never did I think that I..would be caught in the way you got me" (Girls/Girls/Boys)
  • Gemini: "Say what you mean, tell me I'm right, and let the sun rain down on me" (The Ballad Of Mona Lisa)
  • Cancer: "I may never sleep tonight, as long as you're still burning bright" (Trade Mistakes)
  • Leo: "A pretty picture, but the scenery is so loud, a face like heaven catching lighting in your nightgown, but back away from the water babe you might drown, the party isn't over tonight" (Miss Jackson)
  • Virgo: "It's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poise and rationality" (I Write Sins Not Tragedies)
  • Libra: "Cross my heart and hope to die, burn my lungs and curse my eyes, I've lost control and I don't want it back, I'm going numb, I've been hijacked" (Nicotine)
  • Scorpio: "Along with the people inside, what a wonderful caricature of intimacy" (Build God, Then We'll Talk)
  • Sagittarius: "There's a haze above my TV that changes everything I see, And maybe if I continue watching I'll lose the traits that worry me" (New Perspective)
  • Capricorn: "Hey stranger I want ya to catch me like a cold, You and God both got the guns, but when you shoot I think I'd duck" (Hurricane)
  • Aquarius: "Dear studio audience I've an announcement to make, it seems the artists these days are not who you think, but we'll pick back up on that on another page" (The Only Difference Between Martyrdom And Suicide Is Press Coverage)
  • Pisces: "Cause there's always time for second guesses, I don't wanna know, If you're gonna be the death of me, that's how I wanna go" (Collar Full)

you know who i’d kill to make a blog for?? a ghoul oc for the fallout series. she’d be based on my dnd character, probably — hella lesbian, a bit sarcastic, super reckless and ready to do dumb shit, likes knives instead of guns, bald and corpse-y. 

i went and saw the new cinderella movie this weekend
and it was so
it was all cute smiles and forgiveness,
idealism and glitter and living happily ever after.

while it was beautiful,
i prefer my fairytales
with a little more blood.

give me a stepmother with greed so intense,
she showed no hesitation in
chopping off her daughter’s toe,
and then her daughter’s heel,
on the off chance
that she could live in a palace.

write tale after tale of desperate girls
taking their fate into their own hands,
trading their voices and
making promises they do not intend to keep,
running through the forest with a price on their heart
never faltering,
shaping themselves a new life with nothing more
than will power
and a growing need for vengeance.

i do not want another girl
getting stepped on,
and being told that she must

i want little girls becoming wolves,
carrying poison in a vial next to their hearts,
sharpening their nails into deadly points.
i want mermaids who patrol the beaches at night,
shed their scales when they hear screams,
use their shark teeth to rip out the throat of
every man who dares to force himself on a girl.
i want step mothers who realize
that power comes from numbers
and raise their step daughters and daughters
to wear knives under their skirts,
link arms and laugh,
love each other,
and never view one another as competition.

give me women covered in blood,
saving themselves,
saving other women.
girls raising from the ashes of their childhood
like phoenixes,
stronger and braver and funnier,
with no doubt in their sisters,
or themselves.

—  i’m tired of princes. (me)

anonymous asked:

idk man I'm friends with this girl and we all call her the cat girl bc she's kinda violent and likes to sneak up and scare ppl and today I tried to scare her back and instead of freaking out she spun around and whipped out a switchblade and held it to my throat and then went 'oh its just you' and put it away and now I feel kinda bad for joking abt her violence like maybe there's a valid reason she's like that I mean we're high school underclassmen legally she shouldn't even have a knife

Dude I know people who have carried knives since kindergarten sometimes they carry them because they need to sometimes they carry them because they’re insane talk to her find out why she’s violent all the time find out why she has a knife become even better friends than you were before.