If I was god I would give Ned the pie maker to the all the lonely precious sad girls and boys. Ned will bake you a pie whenever. He will sweet talk you and make u feel so important. He is so adorable that he will make you squeal back to happiness. And take you on amazing adventures on waking up the dead, while serving justice. Yessss
they should totally have a tumblr dating site where you meet people in the same fandoms with similar otp’s and you know they’re guaranteed to be awesome and have a good music taste and have the same stupid sense of humor and then on tumblr they have a couple’s page where you see tho one’s that met eachother through tumblr dating and they’re all cute and sweet aND I REALLY WANT THIS TO HAPPEN NOW
I want to get miracle fruit tablets, convince people to try them, then give them vodka mixed with lemon juice (tastes kind of like lemonade after taking the tablets), just to make sure they can feel a noticeable effect and then have them try citrus fruit like “man, this is the drug that’s like taking a bunch of shots but also makes everything taste weird”.