i'm a failure. dont look at me

me:  why do I care what my body looks like?  I dont have to look perfect.  no one cares other than me.  everyone will love me anyway!  I should have a donut for breakfast!!
also me:  damn I’m a fat failure.  a donut?  for breakfast?  ever?  girl, you’re disgusting.  look at yourself.  you have THIGHS.  How DARE YOU!?!  Ew.

i’m tired of needing to be good at everything


(Representation of an emotion): Happiness (Sunflower)

2 (Periodic table element/classical element): Neon

(Something in your bedroom): Dreamcatcher 

(Something from your favorite game): Healball/Nurse Joy

Ah, finally I’m all caught up. The Object head challenge / appreciation (?) can be found here if you would like to give it a try. 

zodiac signs as zazzle poetry phrases
  • <p> <b>Aries:</b> goths are real and they are no fun at parties<p/><b>Taurus:</b> if it free, it for me<p/><b>Gemini:</b> what happens when we all realize none of us are joking<p/><b>Cancer:</b> disclaimer: IM SAD<p/><b>Leo:</b> (hallelujah chorus playing as you look at me)<p/><b>Virgo:</b> WOW! everything around me is really messed up<p/><b>Libra:</b> please dont ask me to make any decisions or i mean i guess its okay whatever you want haha<p/><b>Scorpio:</b> i do not have worms, but if i did, i certainly wouldnt tell you<p/><b>Sagittarius:</b> am i a main character? that's a lot of pressure<p/><b>Capricorn:</b> very successful (for a worm)<p/><b>Aquarius:</b> i'm so super gay for math and triangles<p/><b>Pisces:</b> at this point failure is my best option<p/></p>
Some ISTP reactions to different scenarios:
  • person: [is ranting, did not ask for my advice at all]
  • me: yes okay but [writes long ass advice anyway]
  • person: [gives opinion I subjectively disagree with]
  • me: well I guess you're entitled to your wrong opinion!
  • person: [gives opinion I objectively disagree with]
  • me: the thing is [goes the fuck off and writes an entire bible fighting them]
  • person: I'm torn between these two options
  • me: ?????? hellooo, THIS is clearly the smartest choice ???? how can you not see this
  • person: this is so cool! [reads 'fact' from popular twitter account]
  • me: sounds fake but [looks for source real quick] yeah, it really is cool!
  • person: remember to do this
  • me: oh yeah I should write it down...nah! I'll remember
  • person: did you do the thing?
  • me: FUCK!
  • person: the due date is tomorrow
  • me: nice, I've got 22 hours to do whatever I please!
  • person: can you fix this for me?
  • me: huh, I'm an ISTP [two hours of failure later] so it /is/ a stereotype

anonymous asked:

Hey gurl, im on a diet too and im doing lot of exercise. in those days i'm writing with this boy on fb; he seemed so cute but then he told me that i look like i eat sweets everyday bc i'm chubby. i was so sad and angry and all i wanted to do was cry...i feel like a failure and like my work is absolutely useless. i've always been very insicure about my weight and now i feel like shit...i dont know what to do

Girl please stay away from this wasteman!!! Honestly don’t waste your time on a man that criticises your weight. Your guy should love you, flaws and all. On that note.. Only lose weight for yourself & your health. Celebrate every win however small and don’t wait for others to cheer you on 💪🏾😘

What is your favorite NaruHina quote?

It doesn't matter,I'm not going to let myself,
look bad,not now,Not in front of the person I
admire most,Who's finally seeing the real me