i'm a dude she's a dude he's a dude we're all dudes hey

watching reflekta
  • (it has been literally seventeen years since the last one, forgive me)
  • photography dude: look-a at-a the-a camera-a
  • *in the distance*
  • adrien: *laughs*
  • marinette: thank u god for blessing me with this sunshine i am so thankful he is in my life god bless
  • marinette: and i'm even gonna be in a PHOTO WITH HIM??? this is too much
  • alya: you're in the same class
  • marinette: AAAAA WHAT IF WE'RE LIKE RIGHT NEXT TO EACH OTHER OH MY GOODNESS
  • alya: god u need more help than i thought
  • juleka: at least you know you'll be in the photo
  • rose: MI BAE DON'T BE SAD OKAY YOU'RE NOT CURSED
  • marinette: lol wut
  • juleka: *explains tragic backstory about not being able to take pictures which is super relatable like tbh*
  • marinette: don't worry fam i gotchu i'mma make sure your emo ass is in this picture
  • juleka: thnks
  • photography dude: alright-a kids-a let's-a get-a in-a place-a
  • chloe: HAH LOOK AT MARINETTE BEING ALL SHORT AND STUPID HAHA HAHA SHE'S SUCH A BABY
  • marinette: i swear upon all that is holy-
  • *more children get in place for el pic pic*
  • chloe: excUSE ME I HAVE TO BE BY ADRIEN FOR REASONS
  • photography dude: fuck-a off-a
  • adrien: *casually models*
  • marinette: god DAMN
  • marinette: O WAIT WHAT ABOUT THE EMO BABE
  • photography dude: oh-a my-a goodness-a i-a almost-a forgot-a the-a emo-a child-a can-a stand-a by-a sunshine-a boy-a
  • chloe: *is a bitch and tries to fuKING CLIMB OVER JULEKA*
  • marinette: not again gdi
  • chloe: shut up marinette
  • adrien: don't talk to my girlfriend like that
  • adrien: I MEAN THIS ISN'T GYM CLASS YET SO WE DON'T HAVE TO BE CLIMBING ALL OVER EACH OTHER AHAHA
  • adrien: *whispers to himself* that was a close one agreste
  • chloe: *is a bitch again*
  • adrien: *sighs*
  • marinette: *sighs*
  • the entire universe: *sighs*
  • photography dude: oh-a no-a it-a looks-a like-a my-a camera-a has-a run-a out-a film-a brb-a
  • juleka: can i go take an angsty poop?
  • mme bustier: i don't see why not
  • chloe @sabrina: make sure she doesn't come back mwahahaha
  • *in the bathroom*
  • juleka: *taking a shit in peace*
  • sabrina: *finds an extremely conveniently placed chair just chilling in the bathroom, like??? what kind of school just casually has chairs in the bathrooms? must be a french thing*
  • sabrina: *presses the chair against the handle to the stall so juleka can't get out*
  • juleka: shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit
  • juleka: literally lol
  • *back at el photo photo thing*
  • chloe: *frikin like does some weird ass shimmy jump thing to land beside adrien*
  • marinette: get tf away from my boo
  • adrien @chloe: how did u even get here you were like quite a ways away how
  • chloe: shhh shhh speak not of the past shhhh *grabs adriens face and points it towards the camera*
  • marinette: GEHT YER FELTHY HAHNS OFF MAH HESBEND
  • *photo is taken*
  • marinette: wait! we have to retake it! juleka wasn't here
  • adrien&otherclassmates: o yeah wasn't she taking a shit or something
  • chloe: UHM DOn'T WE HAVE TO GO TO LUNCH
  • phography dude: okay-a lunch-a break-a so-a i-a can-a eat-a my-a feelings-a in-a pizza-a
  • *in the bathroom*
  • rose: JULEKA BBY? MY BOO? MY HONEY BLOSSOM? MY CINNAMON APPLE? WHERE YOU A BBY?
  • rose: *sees the blocked off stall* O SHIT WADDUP
  • rose: *frees emo child*
  • juleka: *gross sobbing* *flees from the bathroom*
  • rose: did u even wash your hands...ya nasty
  • *le rose tells le marinette that le juleka was locked in le bathroom and they need to redo le picture*
  • hawkmoth: hey there angsty child boy can i relate to you ahaha i have my own inner demons
  • *swaggy cool akumaaa*
  • marinette: lol time to go steal dat camera
  • tikki: first y'all were stealing phones, now y'all be stealing cameras, da fuk be next?
  • marinette: *sneakity sneak*
  • chloe: *records marinette sneakity sneaking* hah bitch
  • chloe&sabrina: *walk into the office where marinette is*
  • marinette: shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit
  • *meanwhile reflekta be transforming people to look like her and shiz which isn't a bad look for most of them tbh, i'm looking @ u andre bourgeois*
  • hawkmoth: nICE, it won't be long now until ladybug and chat noir show up to show their face
  • hawkmoth:
  • hawkmoth:
  • hawkmoth: wait that's like the same thing fICK
  • adrien: o boi o boi time to save the day
  • *cat boy has arrived*
  • chat noir: hmm the exit is blocked
  • nino: *opens a door* OMG YOU GUYS LOOK IT'S CHAT NOIR
  • chat noir: boi u just gave away my hiding spot gdi if you weren't my only friend i'd mess u up
  • reflekta: *transforms chat noir*
  • chat noir: thIS BITCH
  • *meanwhile marinette manages to steal chloe bitchwad's phone i s2g this child need so much help she's going to prison one of these days*
  • *also a wild ladybug appears*
  • chat noir: *sees lb and reflekta fighting*
  • chat noir: i may look like lady gaga rn but i can't let my lady get hurt
  • chat noir: *tries to walk and falls down*
  • chat noir: ARE THESE FUKING HEELS
  • chat noir: i should just give up now
  • *more fighting with lb and reflekta*
  • chat noir: *saves ladybug from a close encounter and reflekta flees the fuK outta there*
  • chat noir: lol hi my lady
  • ladybug: chat noir?
  • chat noir: yeah hi lol it's me chat noir thank goodness you didn't recognize me as adrien bc that would have been awkward hah
  • ladybug: is that really you
  • chat noir: yeah can't you tell by my swagger
  • ladybug: #stop
  • chat noir: anyways we gotta deakumatize that emo child
  • ladybug: wut u gonna do, throw ur shoes at her?
  • chat noir: dOHNT SASS MEH
  • *so much teasing between the two and them being adorable aS FRICK*
  • ladybug: *grabs chat and yoyos the fuck outta there*
  • *reflekta transforming people elsewhere*
  • ladybug: *sends a message to paris for how she's gonna defeat reflekta, which reflekta conveniently sees*
  • ladybug: lol now reflekta will come here
  • chat noir: and fall right into my claws *kisses lb's hand*
  • ladybug: *DOESN'T WITHDRAW HER HAND* you mean your nails
  • chat noir: WE WERE HAVING A MOMENT AND THEN YOU HAD TO RUIN IT GDI
  • *reflekta trolls lb and shit noir*
  • chat noir: *jumps in front of ladybug to keep her from getting hit by one of reflekta's zappy zap zaps*
  • chat noir: *with a very pained expression* it's okay, i already look like shit, so i can't get worse lol
  • ladybug: *WITH THE MOST FUCKING SINCERE VOICE* thanks m8
  • *fighting fighting and deakumatization*
  • *peeps gettin changed back to their old selves including chat noir who turns back into chat noir bUT HOW GR8 WOULD IT HAVE BEEN IF HE TURNED BACK INTO ADRIEN*
  • ladybug@chatnoir: *DAAAAAAAMN LADYBUG BACK AT IT AGAIN WITH THE SINCERE VOICE* you were pretty frikin swaggy today
  • chat noir: and with those shoes tho
  • juleka: where? the? hell? am? i?
  • ladybug: ayo andre can u take my homegirl back to her school
  • mayor bourgeois: yeah buddy
  • ladybug: gotta blast
  • ladybug: *fUCKING WINKS AT CHAT NOIR ON HER WAY OUT*
  • chat noir: @god thank u so much for this beautiful opportunity i will never take my life for granted again i am so blessed so so blessed rn my prayers have finally been answered thank u
  • hawkmoth: WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
  • *back at the hellhol-i mean school*
  • marinette: lol i probably shouldn't have stolen this
  • tikki: thank god you've changed ur criminal ways i was preeeetty worried there ngl
  • marinette: YO PHOTOGRAPHY DUDE CAN WE REDO THE PHOTO
  • photography dude: i-a don't-a know-a we-a don't-a really-a have-a time-a for-a that-a
  • marinette: yeh but i know for a fact that adrien looks really good in the lighting in the park so
  • photography dude: shit-a you're-a right-a let's-a fucking-a go-a
  • *children at the park in their spots for el picture, geddit? spots? bc ladybug? i'm hilarious*
  • adrien: *leans in rIGHT NEXT TO MARI* lol this was a good idea how did u know i look really good in this lighting
  • marinette: *sweating* ahahaha, lucky guess?
  • (geddit? lucky? bc she's ladybug? and is lucky? i am on FIRE TODAY)
  • chloe: *in the distance watching them* psshhhh like i would even want to *sniffles* be in *tears up* that photo *a single tear rolls down her cheek*
  • *and then the class takes some beautiful photos that hurt my heart every time bc they so pure and alSO ADRIEN AND MARINETTE SITTING BY EACH OTHER ON A BENCH THIS IS TOO MUCH*
Best Emblem3 Quotes
  • Interviewer: What do you guys REALLY do during free time on tour?
  • Keaton: Um get naked... and go swimming.
  • ***
  • Interviewer: What does a fan have to do to catch your attention?
  • Wesley: Light yourself on fire.
  • ***
  • Interviewer: If you were all in the Hunger Games, who would win?
  • Keaton: I would just eat all the food right away and die.
  • *Wesley and Drew start laughing hysterically*
  • Keaton: Isn't that what the Hunger Games is about?
  • Wesley: *laughing* No, you don't eat tons of food bro. You're in a battle bro, you figh t people to the death.
  • Keaton: Oh well I would just not kill anyone because I would feel bad. I would just hide.
  • ***
  • Interviewer: Can you do impersonations of each other?
  • Keaton: *Imitating Wes* *Girly voice* My name is Wes and I'm a girl.
  • ***
  • Interviewer: What's the worst free thing you've ever gotten from a fan?
  • Drew: Umm Oh! Probably sweat on the back of my neck from some girl's armpit.
  • Keaton: Oh, I love when that happens! That's my favorite part!
  • ***
  • *Answering Questions*
  • Keaton: What is your signature word?
  • Wes: Umm..... Bambi!
  • ***
  • *Answering Questions*
  • Drew: What is your favorite movie?
  • Keaton: Okay, my favorite movie of all time is-
  • Wesley: *interrupts Keaton* It's not of all time. Don't add that in because that's not even what it is right now.
  • Keaton: *getting sassy* Okay fine, my favorite movie right now is... Ummm
  • Wesley: *taps Keaton on the leg* Dude, dude, dude, ummmm Monsters Go To College.
  • ***
  • Rex: Okay, this question is for Wes. You're an amazing singer, is it natural or did you take lessons?
  • Wes: It's totally natural, but I did go to choir.
  • Drew: Remember when the choir teacher kicked me out of the auditorium for yelling "Yeah Wes, you fuckin rule!"
  • ***
  • Wesley: We are here at Wango Tango, which I like to call Tango my Wango.
  • ***
  • Wesley: My grandparents are like famous at church.
  • ***
  • Drew: I'm skateboarding to Hawaii to attend a dolphin training school because I want to learn how to be a dolphin!
  • ***
  • *Drew and Wes arguing over who gets to lean on the pole*
  • Wes: Stop taking the pole, this is my pole to rest on.
  • Drew: We can share it.
  • Wes: We can't share it, it's too small.
  • ***
  • Keaton: It's fucking hot.
  • Keaton: It's fucking hot.
  • Keaton: It's so fucking warm!
  • Wes: It's toasty in here.
  • Keaton: WAAARRRMMM!
  • ***
  • Wesley: Don't tell me what to do in my life!
  • ***
  • *Making a vine*
  • Wes: Wait Keaton say it again.
  • *Keaton whips head around*
  • Keaton: BONER!
  • ***
  • Drew: Keaton you need to start saying "Action"
  • Keaton: Action bitch!
  • ***
  • *At the zoo*
  • Wesley: What the heck is a serval?
  • ***
  • Wesley: Dude, I'm hungry as balls.
  • ***
  • Wesley: Boobs.
  • ***
  • *Talking about what they're going to do to Drew when he finally shows up to the interview*
  • Wes: We're going to yell surprise.
  • Keaton: And kick him in the nuts. And it's gonna be perfect.
  • ***
  • *Pops open a bottle of champagne*
  • Wesley: What the shit?!
  • ***
  • Drew: *staring at the food on the table* Oh my dear lord baby jebus.
  • ***
  • *Drew slamming Wes down on the couch after doing the helicopter*
  • Keaton: No, Wes don't squish my sandwich! Oh my gosh, you were so close.
  • ***
  • Keaton: *holding a piece of chocolate as a knife* rahhhhhhh *runs towards Wes*
  • Wes: Stop stabbing me with chocolate!!!
  • ***
  • Drew: Hey just a heads up, if you see me splashing out there, it's probably for one of two reasons. I'm either fighting a shark to death or making love to a dolphin, so you'll know it's one of those things.
  • ***
  • *Wes holding Isaac*
  • *Isaac puts his hand on Wesley's nipple*
  • Wesleys: Woah, that's my nipple bro.
  • ***
  • *Playing heads up*
  • Keaton: *giving hints to Drew* We met her. She has the long dreads and you touched her hair!
  • Drew: Whoopie Goldberg?!
  • ***
  • *Playing heads up*
  • Wes: *looks at screen* We all got four
  • Keaton: *Looks at Wes shamefully* No Wes, you, you didn't get four.
  • ***
  • Keaton: It's what you do before sex!
  • ***
  • Interviewer: The guys of Emblem3 are going to give us make-overs.
  • Wes: And lap dances!
  • ***
  • *talking to the interviewer*
  • Drew: Yeah we went to this High School earlier today and one of the guys was like 'Bro do you even lift?' to Wes and he's like 'Cause you're looking pretty small.'
  • Interviewer: No way, how did you take that Wesley?!
  • Wes: I lifted my shirt up and everybody went crazy.
  • Drew: And now he has to write an apology letter.
  • ***
  • *Pulls out a bag of popcorn*
  • Interviewer: This is for you Wesley in case you get hungry.
  • *Keaton steals the bag of popcorn*
  • *Keaton... still eating the popcorn*
  • Keaton: I ate all the popcorn
  • Wes: What the fuck, that was mine!
  • ***
  • Tyler: Nippely outside tonight isn't it?
  • THERE'S PROBABLY WAY MORE BUT HERE ARE SOME OF MY FAVORITES!
Good Burger Starters
  • Welcome to Good Burger, home of the Good Burger. Can I take your order?
  • I'm a dude. He's a dude. She's a dude. We're all dudes, hey!
  • I don't wanna sit by you.
  • I don't wanna see you.
  • I don't wanna smell you.
  • I don't wanna hang out with you.
  • I don't even wanna use words with the letter "U"!
  • You think you can get me to a hospital?
  • I think I broke my ass.
  • My name's never been abbreviated before. I love that!
  • It makes me glad I'm not dead.
  • What's your hurry?
  • It's now officially summer vacation and yet I'm still looking at you.
  • You're an amazing student.
  • I mean, you sit there and get your test done first, and you were concentrating so hard I thought you were sleep.
  • Next time make it more challenging
  • I'm worried about you, too.
  • Have you seen yourself lately?
  • Nice car. This yours?
  • Yeah, but look at him. How much longer could he possibly live?
  • I should've died years ago.
  • Oh, I'm sorry, dude. I have to go get them. Customers aren't allowed in back.
  • They could put us out of business.
  • Shut up! Just be quiet!
  • ___ must look awfully strange naked.
  • Wait, wait, wait. I won't be funny no more
  • Wait! You ain't gotta bring the man down here!
  • Take out the trash!
  • Get this loser out of my face!
  • Oh, now you're about to push me a little too far!
  • You want a piece of me?
  • I am reporting your name to the manager!
  • Oh, I'll see you in Hell.
  • Hey, you look familiar. Don't I know you from somewhere?
  • I've could've sworn I've seen you someplace before
  • What in the world are you talking about?
  • I give up. Who am I?
  • Man, I don't know who you are. Or where I know you from. Or why you think you're an attractive nurse, but I am sure I don't wanna know you any longer.
  • Now, please go away, I've had a very bad day.
  • Boy, you must really suck.
  • See right about now I'd slap you in your head but I'm not sure if your brain would understand the concept of pain.
  • That was a stop sign!
  • You know...I don't even remember what my dad looks like.
  • I think he likes me.
  • Well we can just talk or get to know each other a little better. Now, doesn't that sound like more fun than miniature golf?
  • You are so hot.
  • So, uh, you like me?
  • I thought you were self-centered and obnoxious.
  • How can you take advantage of a sweet person like ___?
  • I just tackled some old lady.