i'm a difficult friend

the worst kind of cultural differences are polite kissing differences…. they make everything awkward… 

when you kiss with one cheek but they’re european so they go for the double kiss and you leave them hanging awkwardly… when they’re from somewhere that does three kisses and it’S FUCKING WEIRD WHY THREE, when they’re from somewhere in i think northern south america? where they actually put their lips on your cheek and you’re left feeling gross like why did u do that that’s wet and disgusting… when they’re from somewhere where they don’t kiss at all and you go for it and they kinda jump back and it’s awkward af….the worst…

that avpd feeling when u leave a social event and the Regret™ starts. it never gets any less agonizing

Come back and kiss me one more time. Just one more time. Please. Don’t go yet. Please.
—  leaving is hard

When you realize how unnecessary you are to everyone……

Some y'all need to grow the fuck up.

My heart feels like it’s sinking all the way to the bottom of the ocean.
The gaping hole it left behind in my chest is beginning to cave in on itself.
And I can feel everything inside of me collapse.

min yoongi probably.....
  • *group meeting continues*
  • Seokjin: namjoon how the fuck are we gonna do three music videos
  • Namjoon: what do you mean
  • Seokjin: are you trying to run my children into the ground
  • Namjoon: YOUR children?? What about me?
  • Taehyung: oh no they're fighting
  • Jungkook: guys it's fine we can handle 3 music videos
  • Seokjin: no it is NOT fine jungkook
  • Namjoon: stop acting as if you're his actual parent hyung he doesn't need you to when he already has a mom
  • Bangtan:
  • Seokjin:
  • Namjoon: ....*backing up slowly*
  • Seokjin: kiM NAMJOON YOU ARE DEAD TO ME *lunges*
  • *namjoon trying to escape seokjin's wrath, both crash to the ground, the other members trying to get them to stop fighting, chaos ensues*
  • Yoongi: *watching*
  • Yoongi: good. i thought all this flower boy shit was turning us soft

if I’d rather make plans with my boyfriend rather than with my friends, it’s not because I prioritize my relationship over my friendships in every situation, it’s because mY FRIENDS KEEP CANCELLING AT THE LAST MINUTE and my boyfriend has never cancelled anything with less than a month in advance in the 7 years we’ve been together. And I like that about him.

Question Tag

Rules: Answer the questions in a new post and ten 10 blogs you would like to know better

Tagged by: @mamochie @gellai @mikurutakashima wowie thank youu

Age: Let’s keep this hush hush m’kay?

Birthplace: Canada

Current Time: 8:29

Drink you last had: Water

Easiest person to talk to: BFF’s, some online friends, and my sister and mom <3

Favorite song of all time: Don’t make me choose :) please. At the moment, Kenshi Yonezu…

Grossest memory: My birth haha (Kidding lol I don’t have a gross memory)

Horror yes or no: NO SCREW THAT 

In love: Yes. Marius is my love. xD. And every ichiban, and every ikemen that I love. In my head it’s a reverse harem. 

Jealous of people: Hmm, not really? I guess FOMO doesn’t really count as jealousy, since it only happens when things go on and I can’t be there… (Like right now.)

KeSha: This is random? I’m not a fan but I enjoy some of her recent music.

Love at first sight or should I walk by again: W A L K  B Y. Don’t make the mistake of having love at first sights!! Unless they’re fictional or people you’ll probably never meet in person.

Middle name: Secret

Number of siblings: one

One wish: To travel the world with my best friends

Person you called last: My dad

Questions you are always asked: “How do you eat so much but are still skinny?” “Can you sing for me?” “How can you sing so well?” “Why are you always fangirling?”  “DID YOU SLEEP LAST NIGHT?” << Especially that one lol

Reasons to smile: My buddies, my fangirl life, and my family <3 

Song you last sang: Dramaturgy by Eve

Time you woke up: Well today at least, 6:45 am

Underwear color: wtf… beige

Vacation Destination: Hard one… Somewhere I haven’t been I guess? 

Worst habit: Lazy, so so lazy.

X-rays: One of my chest when I was younger, don’t remember why. One of my wrist when I injured it. 

favorite food: FUN FACT: My family eats almost everything! And that includes me but I’m also picky AF. So I’ll include everything here ;)

Zodiac: Gemini

Tagging: @kibounohane @superdelikeito @keito-okamoto @brotheryanny

and others who wanna do this I guess

anonymous asked:

I'm living on my own for the first time and I'm finding it really difficult to not feel super lonely

Don’t fret, friend! I felt the same way at first but I grew to love it so much. Are you able/allowed to get a pet(s)? Having Oscar and Isaac there has really helped. I recommend making the place your own, too – decorate! Pillows, rugs, throws, fairy lights, wall art, candles – you can find some real gems for super cheap at thrift stores! Sounds silly but if you hate the quiet, put the TV on. There’s something kinda comforting about having it on the background. Call your friends or family and put them on speakerphone as you cook. Also, living on your own is a big achievement – you should be really proud of yourself!

anonymous asked:

do you have any tips with trying to use they/them pronouns for someone? My friend has recently told me that they prefer those pronouns compared to she/her as they make them feel dysphoric so I am trying to correct myself but I'm finding it a little difficult.

Kii says:

Talk about your friend in the third person to yourself, like when you’re showering or just alone in your room. (”[Name] is such a good friend. I really enjoyed the time we went to the mall together and they tried on that shirt, because it made them look really good.” etc) It gets easier with practice!

Signs of the Shits
  • Jungkook's OH MAN HOLY SHIT: Leo, Tarus, Aries, Scorpio, Virgo, Pisces
  • J-hope's OH SHIT: Aquarius, Gemini, Libra, Capricorn, Cancer, Sagittarius