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Marshmallow - a drabble

Yoongi x Reader

Genre: Fluff

Summary: Yoongi was being exceptionally clingy today

Word Count: 843

Originally posted by yoonmin


A pair of hands grabbed onto your over sized t-shirt in an attempt to pull you back into the embodiment of eternal comfort aka your bed. 

You struggled to pry the hands away from the hem of your shirt, “Yoongi, I have to go.”

At the beginning of your relationship, you viewed Yoongi in the same light as many others had seen him: a certified badass. His glare could bring a wave of intimidation in almost anyone who dared to make eye contact with him. He was known for being savage, and some even claimed he was a cold-hearted man. 

‘HA! Cold-hearted savage my ass’, you thought as an annoyed grin grew upon your face.

“Noooo, stay for five more minutes.” 

He pulled out that adorable little pout that he knew you couldn’t resist, which was why he was so surprised when you successfully pulled him off of you without a second glance. With great strength, you managed to avert your attention away from your boyfriend’s futile attempts in using his rarely seen forms of aegyo as to lure you back into bed. When Yoongi saw you leave and head to the kitchen, he thought about giving up…but he was Min Yoongi, and “cold-hearted badass, savage” Min Yoongi never gives up.

You busied yourself by preparing breakfast. The pots and pans clattered in the cupboard as you tried to dig around for the frying pan. Just as you set the pan on the stove and cracked a couple of eggs into it, you felt Yoongi’s arms wrap around your waist and his chin against your shoulder,

“Yah. Yoongi, what are you doing? Don’t you have to get ready to go to the recording studio or something?”

He shook his head, “I decided to take the day off.” 

That was a major surprise. Yoongi? Taking a day off? In the three years you have been with him, you have never seen him take a day off. Even when he was supposed to be on vacation, he still chose to work whether it be by thinking of new lyrics to developing new melodies. 

“Oh really? Why? What’s the special occasion?” Your brain combed through your internal files of memory trying to scavenge for any important dates or holidays you may have forgotten about, but nothing came to mind.

“You’re off from work today so I thought I could spend some time with my jagiya.” 

While you were doubtful, still believing that he’d soon go to his office and work in just a few moments, you were still happy that he admitted he wanted to spend time with you.

You turned off the stove and dumped the freshly cooked eggs onto a plate, but such a simple task wasn’t so easy due to a certain someone being overly clingy today. By now, he’d usually unhook himself from you and retreat to his desk…but he was still here. In fact, he seemed like he was going to be glued to you for the remainder of your day off….and your prediction was more than just accurate.

It was Sunday, it was your day off, and on Sundays you liked to clean the apartment, do chores and all the other things that needed to be done after breakfast. House cleaning was normally a very therapeutic ritual for you…but normally you wouldn’t have someone back hug you the entire time. 

You tried washing the dishes, vacuuming the floors, doing the laundry, but all of your efforts were made double because Yoongi was hugging you like a sloth latching onto a tree. 

By the time noon rolled around, you had had enough, “YAH! MIN YOONGI!”

He was startled by your sudden exclamation, “What?”

“Why are you so clingy today?”

“I wanted to spend time with you.”

You squeezed the bridge of your nose with your thumb and index finger,

“Yoongi, does your definition of ‘spending time with me’ include hanging onto me like a koala while I’m trying to get things done?”

“Well, my definition of ‘spending time with you’ included cuddling and I wanted to, but you wouldn’t stay in bed. So I decided to cuddle out of bed instead.” 

‘What the hell…’, you thought, ‘Why does he have to be so fucking cute?’

Slowly, your heart began to melt at his extra boyfriend-y antics. You finally gave in,

“It is noon…and I am sorta tired…why don’t we go take a nap?”

Was it possible for humans to purr? Because Yoongi purred against your shoulder in satisfaction and triumph as he heard those words leave your mouth.

You plopped into the sheets allowing yourself to be once again engulfed in Yoongi’s embrace. In no time, you felt his soft snores resonate against your skin. 

Everyone first thought that this man right here, the man who purred against you like an adorable little kitten, was the most savage and badass member of BTS. While that may be true for some of the time, other times, times like this, he was just a soft little marshmallow…your savage, badass, soft little marshmallow. 

Gif not mine, credit to the owner

I’m fucking calling it now that Keith and Matt HAS to be something. Romantic or not I want them to be best buds AT LEAST. I did a post a long time ago about them as a joke but it might actually become a reality and I have to say I’m like stoked if it happens. Like throw all my keith ships out of the water Dreamworks. I’m ready.

…and the clear voice was like the ring of steel. “But no living man am I!”

FMA-LotR crossover anyone? :)
Éowyn!Riza, inspired by a conversation with @the-flame-and-hawks-eye


The fortunes of the world will rise and fall but here in this kingdom we will endure.

Mon ew has had enough screen time right?

He got majority of the screen time in 2x09 and 2x10..

So therefore, he’s filled up his quota right?

No more mon ew for the rest of the season huh supergirl writers?

fake ah crew gta au aesthetics/inspo for a dumb fanfic [3/6] >> Griffon Ramsey

“Griffon never settled. From hairstyles to boyfriends (and girlfriends), she lived for change and doing something new, which is why her weapons were all complex works of art stemming from her restless creative mind. From chainsaw/sledgehammer hybrids to stuffed animals covered in barbed wire and filled with dynamite, all her weapons were the combination of ordinary objects to create extraordinary weapons of mass damage. Once, she purposely chainsawed off a tree and had it land onto a new car belonging to the kingpin of the Fake AH crew, Geoff Ramsey. And instead of putting a hit on her and the rest of the Girl Gang, he ended up buying the carving she made out of the wood and asked her out on the same day. After that, she knew she had found someone special. So for once, she ended up settling.”

  • Erich: "When George Washington founded a little startup we've come to know as these United States of America, and he was tired of getting shit from his CEO, the King of England, did he just roll over and take it from behind? No. He called on his ride-or-die homeboys: Tommy Jefferson, Benny Franklin, and Alex Hamilton, who was half-black, so that's Dinesh."
  • Dinesh: "I'm not half-black."
  • Erich: "He said, 'Avast ye, fellow badasses. Let's build this country the way we motherfucking want to.' And so, Richard, if we want to build the platform, all we need to do is build the platform."
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