i'll stand up to you

  • The boys stop at a cafe on their journeys
  • Prompto: *Looks at his drink and then at Noct, adoringly* Babe, I didn't want whipped cream
  • Noctis: *Stands up* No problem I'll fix it for you
  • Gladio: *Sips his drink and looks at Ignis, adoringly* This isn't soy
  • Ignis: Sucks to be you
  • *the lab*
  • Sherlock: *sulking*
  • Molly: *working* It's all in your head, you know.
  • Sherlock: *frowns* No. He's got it in for me.
  • Molly: *chuckles* He's a cat.
  • John: *confused* What's the matter?
  • Molly: *rolls her eyes* Oh, Sherlock's declared war on Toby. He thinks he hates him. I've told you not to antagonise him.
  • Sherlock: *through gritted teeth* And I've told you, when we're in bed, the only pussy I want to see is the one beneath your nightie.
  • John: *mortified* I swear to GOD.
  • Sherlock: Swear all you like; won't stop being true.
10

Like who he tryna kid though?

  • *221B*
  • Sherlock & Molly: *lying in bed*
  • Molly: *stroking his arm, smiling* Do you remember how we met?
  • Sherlock: Mmm, I distinctly remember you rugby-tackling me.
  • Molly: *giggles* Yeah only because you charged into the lab as I was leaving.
  • Sherlock: *chuckles* Oh, yes. Fell right into your cute little arse *squeezes her*
  • Molly: *looks up* You didn't help me up.
  • Sherlock: *rolls his eyes* I was distracted by your hideous glasses.
  • Molly: *smirks* That's not what you said when I got contacts.
  • Sherlock: You looked different *shrugs* I didn't realise I liked them.
  • Molly: *smiles* I need them for teaching sometimes.
  • Sherlock: *nonchalant* I...sort of miss them. A bit.
  • Molly: *leans closer* Well, if you misbehave, I'll have to get them out and lecture you... *winks*
  • Sherlock: *buffering*
  • Yukino: (pouts) Aw, I didn’t want whip cream.
  • Minerva: (smiles softly and stands up with the drink) Don't worry, I'll go fix it for you.
  • Sting: (takes a sip of coffee) This isn’t soy. (pushes cup towards Rogue with hopeful eyes)
  • Rogue: Sucks to be you. (pushes coffee back over to him and proceeds to drink his own)

empressofempathy  asked:

I must say that your grad pics are amazing! I also love that you put in place annoying most-likely-cis-straight-bros who try to compliment you while tearing down other women/other women in science. I am not in STEM myself (doing the social work/public health thing), and I had to push myself to do epidemiology as a public health concentration because I was scared of my math abilities, due to internalized sexism. So seeing u rock and take names is amazing/inspiring! I hope you have a great day!

I was fortunate enough to attend a university where most of my fellow students (and even, amazingly, a majority of my STEM professors!!) were women. I can’t tell you how important that was–it fostered an extremely positive learning environment and taught us how important it is to reach our full potential despite internalized sexism.

I will never, ever be spoken down to by a man. I’m intelligent, capable, and fiercely confident both academically and in terms of physical aptitude and I will not be treated in a way that suggests I am not worthy of the respect granted to a man in my position.

This is something I occasionally take too far, but I’d rather be unpopular than allow myself to be openly and unapologetically disrespected in academia or the workplace. Or anywhere, really! I understand that not everyone has this privilege, so I do my best to exercise mine in a way that benefits others who are not able. I’m really glad you decided to pursue your chosen path and were able to overcome internalized sexism because that’s huge and it can be so difficult in academia!

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The Signs as Shit my Urban Legends Professor said this Quarter
  • Aquarius: "so is it always this hot here or can I expect the levels of absolute utter hell to tone down a bit next month"
  • Pisces: "we're talking 'Fast Food Ghosts' today so if you enjoy your McChickenwhatsits and your fake-ass Coke-knock-off Pepsi then I'm sorry"
  • Aries: "do you think if I stood outside the studio and cried long enough the history channel would give me the "Ancient Aliens" guy's job"
  • Scorpio: "don't be Bob the Dead Guy over here ok just- look just don't do what Bob the Dead Guy did"
  • Leo: "unlike the rest of the department here, a) I am a wonderful human being and b) I am not, in fact, a dick"
  • Capricorn: "somebody just told me there's a campus legend about a vanishing hitchhiker and I'm here to say in my professional opinion: that's sick as fuck"
  • Gemini: "I'd tell you why you're wrong but clearly neither of us got into Harvard so I'm calling a truce where we both just shut up and move on"
  • Cancer: "that damn ghost is obviously hiding my keys from me like the sneaky bastard he is"
  • Taurus: "my dissertation was on UFOs and yes the job market is a little thin there and no I will not tell you if they exist. you have to EARN THAT RIGHT."
  • Virgo: "people need to make sense of the world around them and sometimes all they need for that is aliens so I mean who am I to judge"
  • Sagittarius: "'Ghost Adventurers' is great because you have one guy freaking out about moths and the other guy is like 'oh shit dude I choked on my granola bar' and I don't know which is scarier"
  • Libra: "I might be a germophobe but at least I'll be the last one standing when you suckers start hacking up lungs"
I love you, hold on to that. I know you’re lost and you don’t know what to do but I’m here and I’m not giving up on you. Don’t give up, I love you, I always will, hold on to that.
—  Leohearts

You can always tell from the eyes.

Things go wrong, people leave and we fall apart but we can’t give up, we have to keep moving forward. You’ve held on for so long don’t give up now. I’m not giving up on you so you can’t either.
—  Leohearts
the stages of listening to hallelujah

1. Hearing it for the first time.

congratulations, you have seen the light. it’s ok if u cried.

2. Listening to it over and over.

fuck, now you can’t stop listening to it, can you?

3. Concern at how many times you’ve listened to it consecutively.

oh god, this is getting unhealthy…

4. Fuck it. 

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